I was talking to an old work mate the other day.......

[Jeepers Creepers]

In the 90's, i did a stint with a very well known tyre outlet... met some great folks and some lemon's as well.

Anyway, an old workmate i bumped into the other day, reminded me of this story from back then..... geez it was funny at the time. (I still laugh about it)

We had a guy that worked with the two of us and he was a shocker for knocking off food and drink. You'd have a half a can of coke on the back desk, and it walks (Let's call him Steve) Steve and bingo, you now have no coke left.

Apart from that, he was the best i've ever seen at dodging hard work or anything like it.
The crunch came one day, when one of the tyre fitters was going over to the food court for lunch. I asked him to get me a roast pork dinner and make sure she puts crackling in with it.

He left it on my desk and when i opened it, no crackling.... 

Hey Tony, didn't they have any crackling i asked.

Yeah, ya did, ya better ask Steve.

Numbnuts has opened my lunch, eaten the crackling and put the lid back on.
This was a typical thing for him to do. Hot chips, cold chips, hot dog, coke, you name it, he swiped it.

About a month later, i was over it and with easter coming, i've let everyone know what i was up to. I left a decent sized easter egg i'd broken into bits etc, sitting on a plate, along with a healthy dose of broken up laxette pieces.

I was happy to eat the egg bits, but sure enough, good old Steve comes along and hoovers up the lot. now this all happened around 10am or so, but by around lunch time, ol Steve's not looking quite so chipper.

He headed over to the food court, but on the way back......

One of the tyre fitters says, whats up with Steve and here he is, in the centre island at the lights, holding his guts with one hand and his lunch with the other.

The really sad part, was he made it back to the crapper ok. he looked a tad pale when he came out, but seemed ok.

So later in the day, we popped open another easter egg, laced the crap out of it again and waited.

Sure enough, ate the lot again.

At around 4:30 or so, one of the guys says, you know Steve is flying to Sydney tonight to see his folks, ya better tell him what you've done.

I really did want to tell him too, but i guess i just forgot or something.

It took weeks too, before i found out, yep, he sh!t his pants on the plane.

The story as told to me by one of the tyre fitters went like this, he thought he was crook, went to the crapper on the plane and all he did was let go with a fart that sounded like a stockwhip going off.

Went back to his seat and as the plane was landing, he thought he was gunna fart again and sh!t himself then and there.

When he found out what i'd done, he wasn't what i'd called pleased either. 

A bit of yelling to and fro and i'm sure he wanted to land one on my chin, but he chose not too.... bit of a shame really. 

[fuji]

PMSL!

[BLKWDW]

Mate you sure do have some ripper stories.

[dazzler]

gold 

[ivan]

We had similar person.One of the boys was a cook in Antartica so he said he would make a nice meat pie but with dog food.Sure enough left it in the fridge and it was gone by days end.Only difference was we couldnt wait to tell him.

[Marschy]

A work friend of my wife used to get ticked off with someone helping themself to his cordial that he left in the cupboard with his name on. He use to mark the level on the bottle before finishing his shift, and check it the following morning. When he was convinced someone was knocking it off, he left a bit of what he described as 'Essence of Deano' in the bottle before knocking off one day. The level on the bottle kept falling, but he never found out who it was.

[bullfrog]

Reminds me of a story a former workmate told me. He done a stint in a bakery & a "special" birthday cake was ordered for the party of a bloke they all knew ( & didn't like!!) . It was to have chocolate icing, it got a laxette coating instead. the results were quiet good  he said.

[Clouty]

That's gold.. 

[Tim - Stratford]

Similar story - so I got the extra large hot chips - ate my fill and before the 'scavenger' came in gave the remaining chips a healthy dose of cayenne pepper - it's amazing how it looks like chicken salt 

No problem after that.

[D4D]

I'm glad I don't work with any of your guys 

[cruisindub]

I've beenin the other situation.
wife aswell.

Flying back from Dubai, very early flight in morning, night before had the most wonderful curry tasted in ages. Was quite cheap, and a great curry.

Gandhi revenge came mid flight. Both wife and I had the runs..... I would go and come back and say dont use that toilet, she would do the same.
There's always that point in the flight were everyone seems to be waiting for the toilet at the same time.
I left one toilet,the stench followed me.
The look on those people faces was aweful.

The little spray bottles just don't come out of the holder, so no matter how much we sprayed, the stench stayed.
I this k everyone knew where we wereseated and gave us plenty of room....
wasn't a nice feeling.....

At least ours was accidental.