New Ford F250 Tri-Fex Fuel Truck!

[JU5T1N]

I bought a new imported Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck...
Go figure... It runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant,'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him...

I yelled, "F***ing Idiot".  Immediately, the radio responded with;

"Ladies and gentlemen, an address from The Prime Minister of Australia..."
Damn, I love this truck...

[D4D]

I do like jokes however can I suggest you keep them all in one thread rather than starting a new thread for every joke...

[JU5T1N]

CAN SOMEBODY MOVE THIS WITH ALL THE OTHERS TO THE 4WD SECTION PLEASE