Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed

[Crazy Dog]

I went to my local butchers when I was 17 and asked for pound of sausages
After he wrapped them, I asked, How do you cook them?
Like fish, he says.

Following week I asked for 80lbs of sausages
The butcher looked puzzled, why so many?

I said by the time you 'gut' them, there ain't much left.

Piunched from EO.

Grrr!!!

[rellbell]

Your one sick puppy crazy dog cheers rellbell

[RWS]

Even less if you skinned them as well   

[Matto]

I walked into the local Butcher's shop and said to the butcher "I'll bet you $100 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf without a ladder".

The butcher replies "No bet - the steaks are too high".

Tada-boom!
Matto

[POD]

OK. This thread needs to be locked and you guys need some serious help.

[mystq]

I walked into the local Butcher's shop and said to the butcher "I'll bet you $100 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf without a ladder".

The butcher replies "No bet - the steaks are too high".

Tada-boom!
Matto

HA good one Matto

Oh and POD I think your wanted down the street,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[POD]

Really? Where abouts?

[speewa158]

POD you just start walking & we will tell you when to stop ,      Arr by the way take your lunch we have prepaired for you , dont worry its wrapped in a map . But not from around here  Bye 

[Blueroo]

Geeze I hope those snags were scaled as well. haa haa. LOL
Stue

[rellbell]

Geeze I hope those snags were scaled as well. haa haa. LOL
Stue

lol cheers rellbell