REAL OR FAKE CHRISTMAS TREE?

[Trackaprado]

The missus makes me buy a fresh tree every year because she loves the smell.  I figure I could be a fake tree and give it a spray with pine o clean every year and I would be ahead.

Grant

[Gunna Do]

The missus makes me buy a fresh tree every year because she loves the smell.  I figure I could be a fake tree and give it a spray with pine o clean every year and I would be ahead.

Grant

Glade do a pine scent, or even an alpine fragrance.

[The Cool Mat Australia]

I have no tree everyone is flying away including my wife  its just me and my dog 

[darren]

You can get festivus poles here..
http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm

[MarkGU]

I have no tree everyone is flying away including my wife  its just me and my dog 

can we all come to your house then?

[The Cool Mat Australia]

  i've never seen something like this before. How do we decorate it? Or is it a symbol of something (quick look through the website) make me think of pole dancing alone during xmas   mmmmmmm high strength to weigth ratio

Navaro04 - im thinking of flying somewhere too, but where

[D4D]

We did the real tree once, never again. We have a real fake tree now. If the wife wants to smell pine trees I get a cubic metre of pine bark mulch delivered and spread that around.

[davo69 and the Nurse]

We did the real tree once, never again. We have a real fake tree now. If the wife wants to smell pine trees I get a cubic metre of pine bark mulch delivered and spread that around.

Gee.... I hope your not spreading the pine bark around the lounge room.... !!! That would be one hell of a mess to clean up, compared to a real tree dropping pine needles...

the Nurse

[Jon]

I actually voted for a real tree. But not one from a farm where somebody makes money from my desire to please my kids.

On no.

I will take my exhaust belching oversized 4wd into the bush, in the process crushing small plant and animal life beneath it's mighty wheels.

When I find the right shaped tree I will cut it down and take only what I need, as to take more would be wasteful and greedy. Say 5% or so.

The rest will remain for other National Parks goers to use. That's only fair.

When I get it home, it will sit happily in between the elephant's foot umbrella holder and the Lion's head mount that I bagged on my last trip to Kenya.

The kids will be so happy.
















No, not really. K-Mart for us too.

[D4D]

When I get it home, it will sit happily in between the elephant's foot umbrella holder and the Lion's head mount that I bagged on my last trip to Kenya.

What about the bear rug?

[Kit_e_kat9]

You can get festivus poles here..
http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/Festivuspoles.htm

Thanks for a great laugh Darren! 

I also found a very appropriate form available for quick download from that site:
http://www.festivuspoles.com/Files/pdf/grievances.pdf
Think I might use it here every so often ... but only in the electrical section.  Oh and at work too!

LOL!

Kit_e

[darren]

Thanks for a great laugh Darren! 

Kit_e

My pleasure, there should be more laughs and less electrons around here

[Gunna Do]

My pleasure, there should be more laughs and less electrons around here

Electrons are OK, so long as they're produced by some form of renewable energy, and are not fired off willy nilly.

I just hope this thread, makes a few people think twice about using real/dead trees.  If it saves just one tree it'll be worth while.

[Bird]

Real

[Footy Shorts Shane]

Real.

[Jeepers Creepers]

You win.....