The WORST JOB I have ever had

[Swannie]

Well it wasn't a job, more a course back when I was younger. I had to massage 18-20yr old girls for 2 days. I was the only male doing the course and there was about 15 girls.

They got up on the table, I had to tuck a towel into their G string, pull the G string down to their knees and massage.

Being the only male I was reluctant to massage the inner thigh but had to.

These girls were all fitness freaks, peach arsed and very respectable.

I too had to strip off and be massage as it was a rotation system.

It was a hands on massage course for Uni students. This story can be heard in greater depth, around the campfire

Yep you can come on the next weekend away mate... your story sound more interesting than Speewa's or Xcvators

[Bird]

NORTY WORDS.. BUT FUNNY AS ROOT


Derek And Clive - The Worst Job

[speewa158]

This might be the WORST JOB as this thread started 03/12/2010     
                     Things can only get better           ,                   

[grafy82]

The job I have now. Well its a lot better now than it was 6-7 years ago. I work in a casting plant of a refinery and its regularly over 40 degrees ambient temp in the building, then it just keeps getting hotter when you work next to all the LPG burners and metal furnaces. Along with that we had to knock the lifting pins out of the 1 tonne blocks we make with a sledge hammer. 2 pins per block and the pins would stick badly so we had to hit them, full swing, 6-8 times per pin to get them out and we did that to 185 blocks per shift. Back and hands were killing at the end of each day. The other machine made smaller 25kg blocks and it would regularly run very poorly so we'd end up picking up 10-15 tonnes of these blocks off the floor each shift and loading them into bins. During summer, a lot of blokes would be on their knees at times from fatigue. And it's not just me being a whinger. In 2012 we had 93 blokes, out of a workforce of 280, quit due to the conditions. Things are slowly getting better and more machinery automated.
   But I cant complain as there are many out there who have it far worse than me.

[BTMNDR]

It was to be a short term job, whilst between jobs.  Just to keep the money rolling in.

Fairymead sugar refinery.  The job was to cart the bagasse (waste after crushing sugar cane) in an old tip truck.  There were a fleet of the. Running too & fro.  The other drivers told me that I was nursing the truck too much and that management would be on my case if I didn't speed up.  So I sped up.

Next thing I'm being told off by the boss for abusing this old tipper, and sent into the conveyor belts to shovel the bagasse that had fallen off, back onto the belt.

Qld summer, hot as hell, 10 metres or so above the ground in a conveyor tunnel.

I didn't need the $$ that much and told them I wouldn't be back.

[Garfish]

Pulling up the plastic used under small crops once they were finished.  Old rotten tomatoes, on black plastic middle of summer, 
You would flick the plastic to get it out of the dirt, causing hot rotten tomatoes and dust to go flying, you would either step in the rotten tomatoes or wear them

[Robbo]

Would'nt want this job for quids.

[edz]

Fancy having to stand there holding an Elephants tale like that, now that would be a mongrel of a job ....

[speewa158]

l don't even want to think about the bloke leaning in to his job Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr





Think Happy Thoughts . Think Happy Thoughts 

[Bird]

Fancy having to stand there holding an Elephants tale like that, now that would be a mongrel of a job ....

Tell ya what, if it farts holding the tail would be bad, you'd be hit by a bloke covered in Shit with great force which would knock the wind out of you and you'd gasp - then get hit by round to.. the pile of nuggets...

[speewa158]

Tell ya what, if it farts holding the tail would be bad, you'd be hit by a bloke covered in **** with great force which would knock the wind out of you and you'd gasp - then get hit by round to.. the pile of nuggets...





& them nuggets ant from KFC ,,, & their not finger licking good ..... Arrrrrr 

[Kit_e_kat9]

The one I currently have.  It's a go nowhere, get nothing but pay kinda job.  No personal satisfaction at all.  Constantly told how we have to pick up the ball and do something with it, but we are continually tied up with "procedures" that are long winded novels for the soul purpose of making someone else's working life easier.

Sigh.

I think I need to go camping.

Kit_e

[lyn4680]

15 odd year ago I worked on the phones as a debt collector.  There's nothing more depressing than calling a little old lady about the funeral bill of her husband of 50+ years day after day...

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[steve.j]

Worked as a slaughter man @ the local abby's for years
That can be rough

There was a bloke there who worked in the gut room at the end of the sheep line his job was to put 2000 sheep heads on a guillotine one after the other & scoop the brains out
we called him the brain surgeon

Ahh the gut room, what a wonderfull place that was ! I used to clean the intestines for sausage skins at the Wongan Hills abs many years ago. They would be dropped thru a hatch into a trough and I would string them up, feed them thru some rollers to empty them out, them coil them into a bucket. Spent a fair bit of time salting and stacking skins, and doing all the other crappy outside jobs as well before earning a spot on the chain.

[Mallory Black]

The job I just left yesterday.
Not like I was shovelling Shit or anything like that, (office job) the business was bought out some months ago and the new owners have been bleeding it's cashflow for their other projects. Think Air New Zealand and Ansett for those who remember that story.
So as people leave they are not properly replaced so the ones remaining just get hammered and it was impossible to be up to date with tasks.
The business is so dysfunctional it's a joke.

Glad to be out of it. having some very stiff drinks this weekend.

[broncos11]

Early 90's, I had to spend the whole week with all the Miss Surf Girl entrants, driving them around and showing them the Gold Coast, going to all the functions etc, etc. It was bloody terrible!!!!!!!

[Jeepers Creepers]

Mrs Jeepers use to be a teller at a Sperm Bank.

She said it was terrible, always dealing with wankers, and half the time, not knowing if they were coming or going.

[berlitza]

Early 90's, I had to spend the whole week with all the Miss Surf Girl entrants, driving them around and showing them the Gold Coast, going to all the functions etc, etc. It was bloody terrible!!!!!!!

I was in hospitality for 20 odd years didnt realise how brutal it was until i got out of it,,,,, but could be worse I could have had a gig like broncos11 had, what a nightmare 

[speewa158]

l can see how it would be etched into your brain   ,  so wipe the smile off your face   

[Mallory Black]

LOL careful my little sister was in Miss Surf Girl in the early 90's!!

[Titfish]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_a_UKKvUcoE

[Hairs]

15 odd year ago I worked on the phones as a debt collector.  There's nothing more depressing than calling a little old lady about the funeral bill of her husband of 50+ years day after day...

That would sux big time 

At the time, all the jobs that I've had sux,
But looking back they have all had positive influences on my life.
They have all added to the layers that have got me to where I am today 

[Bullant4x4]

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