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My Wife Got Arrested Yesterday.

Started by Jeepers Creepers, December 21, 2012, 05:12:41 AM

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Jeepers Creepers

December 21, 2012, 05:12:41 AM
The wife went in to Gympie yesterday, she was dressed a little bit sexy, but NOT like a tart and was walking through the Centro Centre when some idiot called her a "hoe"

He didn't do it just once either, he called her a "hoe" several times over, looking her straight in the face from about 2 metres away...... what a jerk.

She wasn't going to take that real easy, so she drilled him with a right, followed by a sizzling left jab.
The left was a ripper by all accounts, as her rings opened up the guys face a little.

She started abusing him for calling her names, a couple of guys tried to hold her back, women were screaming, kids were crying, the guy was yelling she was bashing him unprevoked and it was just a massive bun fight.
The cops got called and because, she belted him, she got charged with assault causing harm and some other minor thing.

The police reckon she went overboard a tad and it will be interesting to see what the outcome is when she fronts court.
The wife is now banned from the Centro Centre, but I know one thing for sure, the guy calling her a hoe will won't be doing that again anytime soon.

Centro are also looking for a new Santa Clause now for the next few days until Xmas......  ;D

Merry Xmas everyone....... LOL  :D
I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.

Camping Grant

#1
December 21, 2012, 05:51:02 AM
Oh, another good one Jeepers

gclan

#2
December 21, 2012, 06:40:47 AM
Jeepers, your threads are like a box of chocolates...  :cup:
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#3
December 21, 2012, 09:47:04 AM
Ha ha ha ... or should that be  Ho Ho Ho?!?

WilSurf

#4
December 21, 2012, 10:00:09 AM
You are having a hard week mate: sex with a customer as payment, your wife in jail.
What is next? :-)
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#5
December 21, 2012, 01:29:58 PM
Merry Xmas jeepers your posts always make me smile keep up the good work and  :cheers:

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#6
December 21, 2012, 02:05:18 PM
I live in the same world as Jeepers but I keep waking up  ;D , oh Jeepers don't forget

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#7
December 21, 2012, 02:54:56 PM
Gah! You had me all the way on that one!  Happy Christmas!
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#8
December 21, 2012, 03:24:14 PM
Dont pay the bail she might come after you  >:D
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#9
December 21, 2012, 04:04:30 PM
Lol, you had me fooled too!
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#10
December 21, 2012, 04:59:48 PM
Awesome had me
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#11
December 21, 2012, 06:16:11 PM
very well done, had me in right until the end. :) Brilliant!!
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#12
December 21, 2012, 06:25:26 PM
Last year I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a mate said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

"She did," I replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
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#13
December 24, 2012, 08:41:03 AM
What's with the double threads here Jeepers?
http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=25489.0;topicseen
There's no Great Evil conspiracy against consumers within engineering, manufacturing and supply. Just the many tradeoffs incurred to satisfy diverse tastes, priorities and wallets. But first comes all the insatiable Gummint eggsperts, nanny-staters and usual suspects.

Jeepers Creepers

#14
December 24, 2012, 03:09:04 PM
I know i'm going to really regret asking this, but what the hell are you talking about?
I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.

prodigyrf

#15
December 25, 2012, 02:03:01 AM
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on December 24, 2012, 03:09:04 PM
I know i'm going to really regret asking this, but what the hell are you talking about?

A dapper dresser makes a pass at the missus and she's not happy? Well you were kidding too  ;D
There's no Great Evil conspiracy against consumers within engineering, manufacturing and supply. Just the many tradeoffs incurred to satisfy diverse tastes, priorities and wallets. But first comes all the insatiable Gummint eggsperts, nanny-staters and usual suspects.

Jeepers Creepers

#16
December 25, 2012, 04:27:02 AM
Oh sorry, now i'm with you....... had been a long day yesterday.  :-[

And you posted in 20 words or less....There is a Santa Claus..... :cheers:
I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.
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