Thought this was funny. Oh, and I blatantly stole it off FB ;D
Another I reckon would be worth a go is the age old "I reckon my Toyota (or insert whatever you drive) would walk all over your Nissan up the hill".
Any others?
It's missing
'so you bought a jeep?'
:-)
Or, try this on for size.
"Soooo, you bough an imported CT..."
I'm going to run away now.....
Isn't a D-Max and a Colarado the same???????
how about, so why hasn't your Jayco fallen apart?
Swannie
Or
"Where should the 2017 national myswag meeting be held?" ????
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Why did you waste all that money on 6 B&S when cable half the size would do the same job?
Quote from: rodsswag on November 21, 2014, 02:43:58 PM
Isn't a D-Max and a Colarado the same???????
That will definitely start one mate ;D ;D ;D
Gee Queensland has great weather and is is a great place to live !!
It's called a constructive discussion........but after 12 beers it just sounds like an argument !! :cheers:
isn't it great to be given the option to buy halal
Quote from: Mace on November 21, 2014, 03:08:20 PM
Gee Queensland has great weather and is is a great place to live !!
Sorry, don't get that one. What would be the argument? ;D
What about this one- Julia Gillard never had a chance because of how the males treated her; she was subjected to continual sexism and Misogyny.
(And the scary thing is some think this is actually true. Just have a read on Wikipedia about her and then see why she failed.) Kevin
How do you pronounce Biddaddaba?
Quote from: scarpsD40 on November 21, 2014, 03:23:47 PM
How do you pronounce Biddaddaba?
I'll save that 1 for everytime we drive past, got from the Biddaddaba turn off to Woodenbong out of it last time. Only stopped the argument for Icypoles at the shop.
Quote from: swannie on November 21, 2014, 02:45:31 PM
how about, so why hasn't your Jayco fallen apart?
Swannie
Thems fighting words ;D
Quote from: krisandkev on November 21, 2014, 03:20:28 PM
Sorry, don't get that one. What would be the argument? ;D
What about this one- Julia Gillard never had a chance because of how the males treated her; she was subjected to continual sexism and Misogyny.
(And the scary thing is some think this is actually true. Just have a read on Wikipedia about her and then see why she failed.) Kevin
Only a misogamist would say that.
>:D
That surly would start an argument.
Quote from: swannie on November 21, 2014, 02:45:31 PM
how about, so why hasn't your Junco fallen apart?
Swannie
Fixed for ya ;D ;D
Start talking about this >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=40377.0 (http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=40377.0)
How about is it cool to own a toy poodle :)
Swannie
Quote from: swannie on November 21, 2014, 06:20:28 PM
How about is it cool to own a toy poodle :)
Swannie
That would depend on which "camp"fire you were sitting around >:D >:D >:D
Quote from: xcvator on November 21, 2014, 06:38:33 PM
That would depend on which "camp"fire you were sitting around >:D >:D >:D
lol.....Keith:-)
How about there is a better way to handle asylum seeker policy in this country. INCOMING.
"how good has Tony Abott been for the country!"
Don't blame me I voted....
Anyone got a smoke they can lend me?
your sister sure is hot......
Quote from: turbo ninja on November 21, 2014, 09:15:43 PM
your sister sure is hot......
Only if you say that to your wife :D
KB
wow so your mrs really isn't pregnant
My Xtrail is a real offroader
How about... "Look at all those rocks, let's make a ring & put the fire in there" :cheers: :cheers:
DC-DC chargers......
Ind v leaf.....
Shockers v no shockers.....
Hours of fun in each ;D ;D
2 axles are much better than 1...... ;D ;D
M/T's are better in the sand than A/T's
Wide tyres are better than skinny tyres in the sand
You must hit the soft stuff in xyz gear
Xyz is the best tyre pressure for sand
The best fighting fish in the surf is .........
You going to drink that ,,,, Really ,,,, have a VB its a Mans Drink :-* :cheers:
Light Beer is like kissing your sister . Might be fun but it doesn't get you anywhere :cup:
An argument about which of these arguments to start?
Does any one want to place an order for dot paintings
Quote from: speewa158 on November 22, 2014, 06:35:56 AM
Light Beer is like kissing your sister . Might be fun but it doesn't get you anywhere :cup:
Your not from Tas are you!
Hardfloor vs softfloor ?
Toyota's really are overpriced and underperforming aren't they.
Would you like to buy Time Share at the lovely Lake Gregory >:D
i took all your beers out of the esky so i had more room for the veggies
Linda "if you going back to the camper can you get me another beer"
is it ok for me to smoke in this national park
Quote from: peter01 on November 22, 2014, 12:04:37 PM
Linda "if you going back to the camper can you get me another beer"
linda: heres your beer peter
peter: no don't worry i already got one
state of origin and how good the blues were
Hitting your thumb with a hammer is worse than than childbirth........
Quote from: peter01 on November 22, 2014, 12:04:37 PM
Linda "if you going back to the camper can you get me another beer"
You let sheila's around your campfire ?
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its only drunk, stupid people who let their kids get attacked by dingos on Fraser Island - otherwise dingos are really quite tame and peaceful creatures...
or
Sand mining is good for the economy and for creating jobs.... Just look at how the bush grew back *no worries* on FI
or
BP / Caltex / Shell / diesel is the best to use because ...
Water goes off when left in your tank
Quote from: Kangaron on November 22, 2014, 12:19:16 PM
You let sheila's around your campfire ?
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of course !!!! normally she stands patiently and quietly waiting for me to ask for a beer
Quote from: peter01 on November 22, 2014, 12:34:30 PM
of course !!!! normally she stands patiently and quietly waiting for me to ask for a beer
:o
:o
:o :o
:o :o
:o
GIC Campers are real campers?
Quote from: swannie on November 21, 2014, 06:20:28 PM
How about is it cool to own a toy poodle :)
Swannie
There is nothing wrong with owning a toy poodle..... BUT... If there was a man camping on his own and his toy poodle was called Cocoa Channel.... Well, Brokeback mountain is a favourite of mine. :)
Sorry, I just had to.
xx
Quote from: peter01 on November 22, 2014, 12:34:30 PM
of course !!!! normally she stands patiently and quietly waiting for me to ask for a beer
Whoa mate.
The fire hasn't even been lit yet
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to the misses: "I'll need your help in the morning reversing the ute up to the CT" :police:
"Test drove a 200 series the other day. Don't know what all the fuss is about?"
"Give me a 3 litre Patrol over the 4.2TD version any day."
"The new Jeep really deserved to win 4WD of the year."
"Ssangyong have really hit the nail on the head for how a 4WD should look"
After a few beers
" what is it you can't face "
Quote from: peter01 on November 22, 2014, 12:34:30 PM
of course !!!! normally she stands patiently and quietly waiting for me to ask for a beer
You Have To Ask Her ??? ??? ??? Get Real :cup: :cheers:
"isn't it great how the new 1m law protects cyclists on the road"
Quote from: Spada on November 23, 2014, 06:37:45 AM
"isn't it great how the new 1mm law protects cyclists on the road"
Fixed for ya
;D
It's time we changed the Australian flag
Where are we on the map at the moment?"
Is it ok to install double stack exhausts on a ute?
What do I air down to at the front gate, I have a 20 meter gravel driveway.
Airbags is the only way to go if you want to level your ute out! >:D >:D :angel:
Just say these very unassuming words together.
Honest and Tony.
You don't really need to be a sparky to wire in 240V to your camper -it is just revenue raising by the Gub'ment >:D
Put twin 1 and 1/4 inch exhaust stacks on a K104 kenworth.
Quote from: Bird on December 01, 2014, 01:21:00 PM
Put twin 1 and 1/4 inch exhaust stacks on a K104 kenworth.
:cup: :cheers:
Quote from: Spada on November 23, 2014, 06:37:45 AM
"isn't it great how the new 1m law protects cyclists on the road"
Cannot believe this one took so long :-)
Or this...
"Why do people who tow campers and vans always sit in the right hand lane or speed up when I try and overtake them?"
Kenworth is the best truck ever made and everything else is rubbish.
Or my personal favorite, buy and Apple/I product because they just work....
Can't believe this one hasn't come up yet....
'You should always drive with fog lights on, even if it's sunny'
Quote from: Pogasauras on December 02, 2014, 09:24:24 PM
Can't believe this one hasn't come up yet....
'You should always drive with fog lights on, even if it's sunny'
:cheers:
You don't really need to indicate at roundabouts
or
Autos are better than Manuals in the sand.
Aren't DRL just fancy fog lights
You have been in the Good Paddock haven't you ??? ??? ??? So 1 or 2 more wont do to much damage :cheers:
So, when's the baby due and are you really the dad?
We stole the land from the Aboriginals, and they deserve to be compensated for it
It should have bee the French who settled this land.....
ExplorOz is much better then myswag and the users are so helpful and friendly no matter what you ask. :angel: Kevin
Tell your wife her sister is a better shag than her..............
Quote from: DannyG on December 03, 2014, 09:55:36 AM
Tell your wife her sister is a better shag than her..............
It how to start an argument not get murdered around a campfire lol
Quote from: oldmate on December 03, 2014, 06:57:16 PM
It how to start an argument not get murdered around a campfire lol
OK, so tell your wife she is a better shag than her sister.........
50 Way to dispose of a body & not get blamed
( did l really say that ??? )
& not get caught .
:cheers:
Quote from: GeoffA on December 03, 2014, 07:02:14 PM
OK, so tell your wife she is a better shag than her sister.........
lol.........depends which sister:-)
Quote from: GeoffA on December 03, 2014, 07:02:14 PM
OK, so tell your wife she is a better shag than her sister.........
Mystre has Hints & Tips for Kay , Alas Geoff could get the big , A . >:D
Quote from: speewa158 on December 03, 2014, 07:06:55 PM
... Alas Geoff could get the big , A . >:D
....I've already got one......(in a silly French accent)
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 03, 2014, 07:05:59 PM
lol.........depends which sister:-)
Dose multiple choice get you into trouble , faster than the norm . ???
Quote from: GeoffA on December 03, 2014, 07:09:34 PM
....I've already got one......(in a silly French accent)
listen Donkey Butt what are you on about , ??? . ( meant in the nicest possible way of course ) :cheers:
Quote from: GeoffA on December 03, 2014, 07:09:34 PM
....I've already got one......(in a silly French accent)
or a northern Oz accent............A
PM Fuji for more advanced " Hints & Tips of 50 Ways to louse @ 100KG of redundant Body,,,,fat " :cheers:
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 03, 2014, 07:16:27 PM
or a northern Oz accent............A
Yes scraps, it works well in Qld.....
Only a bogan would fit a lightbar on a roof rack.
Quote from: Oldandslow on December 03, 2014, 08:54:10 PM
Only a bogan would fit a lightbar on a roof rack.
wtf else am I gunna fittem >:D >:D >:D
My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend :angel:
Quote from: gonfishen on December 03, 2014, 09:27:52 PM
My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend :angel:
no she's not!
Your missus goes off like a fire cracker after a couple of drinks :cup:
Planing on doing Cape York. Best I fit 35 inch mud tyres and twin lockers.
Wollies is way better (cheaper bigger range) - than Coles...
or
Aldi stuff is just crap
or
Gerry Harvey is an awesome / smart businessman.
or
Julia was right - all men are myshoginists - yeah; ya can't even spell it!!!
or
Kath&Kim is a documentary series on TV
or
that PUP bird from Tassie is a breath of fresh air for our democracy
or
457 Visas do not effect local jobs anywho...
or
the govt should #@$&! do something about charging 10% GST and Duty on ALL online purchases - even for the ones that are less than $1000..
or
our banks make a lot of profit - but our Aussie banks need the dollars .... because look what happened to the banks in the USA during the GFC
l hope l can get a 457 so l can can start work in where ever my ship/boat has landed , >:D
To a TJ jeep owner.."if you insist on driving barbies car at least make it manual"
Quote from: dales133 on December 04, 2014, 07:45:07 PM
To a TJ jeep owner.."if you insist on driving barbies car at least make it manual"
lol.......now that one I like:-)
Or to a Victorian. .. Did isreal falau go back in the closet after he was forced to sing afl om pah band songs or was he just a straight man all along with a gay haircut
Daylight savings is awesome, you get the same amount of daylight so it doesn't actually fade your curtains
can i borrow ya phone to call the mrs?, she's home with the kids
no wurriez mate just hit redial !!
Quote from: lino6 on December 04, 2014, 08:43:00 PM
Daylight savings is awesome, you get the same amount of daylight so it doesn't actually fade your curtains
When is Queensland going to join the modern world and introduce it
Quote from: #jonesy on December 05, 2014, 11:53:59 AM
When is Queensland going to join the modern world and introduce it
When are the other states gonna wake up to themselves and realise they should not have it.
Quote from: #jonesy on December 05, 2014, 11:53:59 AM
When is Queensland going to join the modern world and introduce it
Quote from: DaveR on December 05, 2014, 12:00:47 PM
When are the other states gonna wake up to themselves and realise they should not have it.
Ding ding, round 1 >:D >:D !
Quote from: lino6 on December 05, 2014, 12:37:40 PM
Ding ding, round 1 >:D >:D !
It is the "how to start arguments" thread. ;D
Quote from: DaveR on December 05, 2014, 12:50:24 PM
It is the "how to start arguments" thread. ;D
So we need to get an arguments thread started!! ;D
Would it be a sub-board under the electrical section (just another contribution to this thread!! >:D )
Quote from: lino6 on December 05, 2014, 12:59:48 PM
So we need to get an arguments thread started!! ;D
Would it be a sub-board under the electrical section (just another contribution to this thread!! >:D )
lol...... Your so full of B&S!
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 05, 2014, 01:40:16 PM
lol...... Your so full of B&S!
6 B&S I hope, anything else is way too small....................
Quote from: briann532 on December 05, 2014, 01:49:54 PM
6 B&S I hope, anything else is way too small....................
Take a workmare from Texas and a Workmate from Sanfransisco camping then ask after a couple of beers whats up with American gun laws
The debate raged for 3 days and they had to be put in seperate cars for the trip home
Xmas party - wtf is the drunk thread?
Cute nissan patrol.. Do they make any for men?? ;D
Quote from: Clouty on December 05, 2014, 02:59:33 PM
Cute nissan patrol.. Do they make any for men?? ;D
Winner :cup:
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Quote from: Clouty on December 05, 2014, 02:59:33 PM
Cute nissan patrol.. Do they make any for men?? ;D
The come back.....
"Yeah, as a matter of fact they do, but you couldn't handle one......."
;D ;D
Quote from: berlitza on December 05, 2014, 02:36:05 PM
"where was this picture taken" - he demanded to know...??
"Sydney International Airport, Immigration desk", the redneck replied...
Quote from: GeoffA on December 05, 2014, 03:33:38 PM
The come back.....
"Yeah, as a matter of fact they do, but you couldn't handle one......."
;D ;D
PMSL..
But there still cute >:D
How's your wife and my kids going?
Quote from: DaveR on December 05, 2014, 12:50:24 PM
It is the "how to start arguments" thread. ;D
Looks like I won then. Cause I started it
Quote from: krisandkev on December 03, 2014, 06:37:47 AM
ExplorOz is much better then myswag and the users are so helpful and friendly no matter what you ask. :angel: Kevin
:cup:
It's ok if I park my van at this truck stop overnight isn't it? :)
Is it ok to use your neighbour's drawbar to tie the corner annex rope to instead of pegging it in?
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 07, 2014, 01:49:43 PM
Is it ok to use your neighbour's drawbar to tie the corner annex rope to instead of pegging it in?
Or
Cut the neighbours annex rope that is attached to your draw bar and watch it all fall down....
What do you mean "When l went for a drive the annex fell down is My Fault " >:D >:D >:D >:D :cheers:
Quote from: Clouty on December 05, 2014, 02:59:33 PM
Cute nissan patrol.. Do they make any for men?? ;D
:cup: ;D ;D ;D ;D
My mother in law is better than yours!
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 07, 2014, 07:32:27 PM
My mother in law is better than yours!
That's just because she wares smaller Army Boots & your farther in Law wares Stiletto Heals >:D
During a certain National Meet in 2013 8)
a well know my swagger nose dived from the comfort of his own chair. :-X
When asking his wife the next morning if J_mie could come out to play............Wife responded with a Growl that would frighten anything living :o
Was an eggshell conversation aound the remaining camp fires that Meet :laugh:
Is a WDH nessisary if the ball weight is under 150kgs
Essendon didn't take any unapproved supplements!
What is that sport? Gayfl?
Isn't thugby only 1 bloke pushing 2 blokes heads up 3 blokes a****?
Quote from: KingBilly on November 21, 2014, 01:48:24 PM
Thought this was funny. Oh, and I blatantly stole it off FB ;D
Another I reckon would be worth a go is the age old "I reckon my Toyota (or insert whatever you drive) would walk all over your Nissan up the hill".
Any others?
Mate, I really resent those statements. You just have no idea do you. Seriously next you'll be advocating Herb Snags are better than Tomato and Onion geez
Afl...the only sport in the world you get a point for missing
Building Ships and Subs in Australia using Australia Sub Corp is a viable way of getting value for money ships for our Navy....
Oh c'mon.... Thats funny!
Quote from: Pogasauras on December 10, 2014, 07:34:58 PM
Building Ships and Subs in South Australia using Australia Sub Corp is a viable way of getting value for money ships for our Navy....
Oh c'mon.... Thats funny!
Fixed!
It's sad actually. More job losses for your state down the track it seems.
AFL football ??? Don't you mean "catch and clap"
How long does it take to set up a soft floor CT?
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 11, 2014, 05:39:17 AM
How long does it take to set up a soft floor CT?
happens every time, the arguments !! but more "the packing up"
Quote from: MarkGU on December 07, 2014, 09:28:44 PM
During a certain National Meet in 2013 8)
a well know my swagger nose dived from the comfort of his own chair. :-X
That was an experiment checking the conductivity of the Greater Eastern Australian Fault Zone , the area proved to be defective at that time . l do believe other locations have also possibly proved to be similar , ongoing research is in progress :cheers:
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 11, 2014, 05:39:17 AM
How long does it take to set up a soft floor CT?
:cup:
I think a FF has more room inside then a soft floor.
Does your wife always answer the door naked or is it only for me ???
:cheers:
Quote from: xcvator on December 10, 2014, 07:48:58 PM
Don't you mean "catch and clap"
I think I caught that once for a scraggy barmaid.
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on December 11, 2014, 04:21:35 PM
I think I caught that once for a scraggy barmaid.
only once ? >:D
Quote from: MarkGU on December 11, 2014, 04:24:44 PM
only once ? >:D
Its the gift that keeps on giving..... :-[
Quote from: Clouty on December 11, 2014, 01:34:33 PM
:cup:
I think a FF has more room inside then a soft floor.
Chicken Dinner right here :cup: :cup:
My imported trolley is better than your coles one!
...Building Ships and Subs in Australia using Australia Sub Corp is a viable way of getting value for money ships for our Navy....
In the Navy, submarines are usually referred to as "boats" rather than as "ships". Hope you noticed I changed the text colour above to navy..... ;D
Quote from: oldmate on December 11, 2014, 04:39:18 PM
My imported trolley is better than your coles one!
only if it's mostly assembled here!
Quote from: grumpy1 on December 11, 2014, 05:37:42 PM
...Building Ships and Subs in Australia using Australia Sub Corp is a viable way of getting value for money ships for our Navy....
In the Navy, submarines are usually referred to as "boats" rather than as "ships". Hope you noticed I changed the text colour above to navy..... ;D
Hey grumpy,
Are you posting that as an "interesting fact", or is it your contribution to the argument starters??...... ;D
:cheers:
Geoff
Quote from: GeoffA on December 11, 2014, 05:42:00 PM
Hey grumpy,
Are you posting that as an "interesting fact", or is it your contribution to the argument starters??...... ;D
:cheers:
Geoff
which is better - Army or Navy or Airforce?
Quote from: oldmate on December 11, 2014, 04:39:18 PM
My imported trolley is better than your coles one!
now i have told you before Olly, dont call Rod's hilux a shopping trolley ;)
"Are you posting that as an "interesting fact", or is it your contribution to the argument starters??"
Don't make me grumpy Geoff.....oops..too late. I was just replying to a comment from Pogosaurus - see page 6.
I seem to be a bit slow on the uptake... :-[
Quote from: MarkGU on December 11, 2014, 05:47:14 PM
now i have told you before Olly, dont call Rod's hilux a shopping trolley ;)
:cup:
It might be a shopping trolley but at least they build them for men..
Unlike the pootrol :D
Quote from: Clouty on December 11, 2014, 06:24:55 PM
:cup:
It might be a shopping trolley but at least they build them for men..
Unlike the pootrol :D
and caravans were built for old farts 8)
Quote from: Clouty on December 11, 2014, 06:24:55 PM
:cup:
It might be a shopping trolley but at least they build them for men..
Unlike the pootrol :D
they might be built for men, that shop for handbags. are they still called men?? ;D
Quote from: oldmate on December 11, 2014, 06:34:50 PM
they might be built for men, that shop for handbags. are they still called men?? ;D
only ones who shop for tinsel for their mardi gras float Olly
Looks like it's working..... :cup: :cup:
Well played grasshoppers ;D ;D ;D
...
Quote from: Clouty on December 11, 2014, 06:43:22 PM
Well played grasshoppers ;D ;D ;D
Got too keep the bickie dippers entertained. ;D ;D
Shane Waston is Australia's best cricketer & should be the test captain
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Hi jack someone else's thread ;D
Quote from: Clouty on December 11, 2014, 06:43:22 PM
Well played grasshoppers ;D ;D ;D
Kwai Chang Caine was cooler than Mr Miyagi!
l really wish that Truck Drivers could in fact drive Trucks & not just steer . >:D
1st Rule of Truck Driving
What's behind you doesn't matter . Just a bunch of Blue Singletted Pant Shiners :cheers:
Quote from: MarkGU on December 11, 2014, 06:38:43 PM
only ones who shop for tinsel for their mardi gras float Olly
Pmsl. ;D ;D ;D
Looks like a bloke I bought a microwave off once
Quote from: speewa158 on December 11, 2014, 07:59:16 PM
l really wish that Truck Drivers could in fact drive Trucks & not just steer . >:D
1st Rule of Truck Driving
What's behind you doesn't matter . Just a bunch of Blue Singletted Pant Shiners :cheers:
How simple is it to sit on a chair? 8)
Quote from: MarkGU on December 11, 2014, 08:08:20 PM
How simple is it to sit on a chair? 8)
Simple is as Simple Dose .
Can you Steer , or do you believe you can drive a truck ???
Can you prove it , l think Not ;D ;D :cheers:
Quote from: oldmate on December 11, 2014, 06:34:50 PM
they might be built for men, that shop for handbags. are they still called men?? ;D
Quote from: speewa158 on December 11, 2014, 08:21:30 PM
Quote from: MarkGU on December 11, 2014, 08:08:20 PM
How simple is it to sit on a chair? 8)
Simple is as Simple Dose .
Can you Steer , or do you believe you can drive a truck ???
Can you prove it , l think Not ;D ;D :cheers:
well i will have to buckle you in one day and take you for a lap or two around the block, only trouble is sometimes i may or may not get confused with my old speedway days and bicycle the 22 wheels onto 11 8)
Quote from: speewa158 on December 11, 2014, 08:21:30 PM
Quote from: MarkGU on December 11, 2014, 08:08:20 PM
How simple is it to sit on a chair? 8)
Simple is as Simple Dose .
Can you Steer , or do you believe you can drive a truck ???
Can you prove it , l think Not ;D ;D :cheers:
My names Forrest, Forrest Gump. Mama always says life is like a box of chocolate, ya never know what chair you will fall out of next. ;D
Here's one for the WA members - west coast eagles (we have 3 AFL cups) and Fremantle Dockers have.....
Or "oh your from WA - Wait a While"
Quote from: KIMBOPRADO on December 12, 2014, 02:16:32 AM
Here's one for the WA members - west coast eagles (we have 3 AFL cups) and Fremantle Dockers have.....
Or "oh your from WA - Wait a While"
West Coke Eagles ya meant :cheers:
Walk About :cheers:
The reason QLD is such a prosperous state is that more than 50% of it's residents come from NSW and Victoria. The lion share of the rest come from SA! Just sayin....
How do you start an argument? Try talking to your wife.... >:D
I know how to start an argument before you even get the camp fire lit, just ask SWMBO to help setup the camper!!
Quote from: lino6 on December 12, 2014, 10:02:09 AM
I know how to start an argument before you even get the camp fire lit, just ask SWMBO to help setup the camper!!
true, true, too true.......
Does Jeeper's Rain-Away System really work. ;D
Are speewa's PDFP's worth the price he charges? ;D
Quote from: lino6 on December 12, 2014, 12:59:13 PM
Are speewa's PDFP's worth the price he charges? ;D
no argument there. Absolutely yes, every green penny.
Start any conversation with "no offence but..."
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Quote from: Ynot on December 12, 2014, 07:07:08 PM
Start any conversation with "no offence but..."
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or any statement ending with 'with all due respect'
Quote from: berlitza on December 12, 2014, 07:15:24 PM
or any statement ending with 'with all due respect'
Or starting with it.
"With all due respect, I think your a d******d."
That's really what that means isn't it? ;D ;D
Throw a jerry can on the fire >:D >:D >:D >:D
It doesn't matter how they sell it, a caravan is not a camper.
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 12, 2014, 06:46:46 AM
The reason QLD is such a prosperous state is that more than 50% of it's residents come from NSW and Victoria. The lion share of the rest come from SA! Just sayin....
That's just to raise the IQ to almost human >:D >:D >:D :cheers:
Quote from: oldmate on December 12, 2014, 07:45:52 PM
Or starting with it.
"With all due respect, I think your a d******d."
Are you talking to Jeep/Patrol/ Tojo Owners-Drivers or just generally to d******ds ??? ??? ;D ;D ;D :cheers:
Quote from: speewa158 on December 12, 2014, 08:08:22 PM
Quote from: oldmate on December 12, 2014, 07:45:52 PM
Or starting with it.
"With all due respect, I think your a d******d."
Are you talking to Jeep/Patrol/ Tojo Owners-Drivers or just generally to d******ds ??? ??? ;D ;D ;D :cheers:
Maybe Prado owners ? future Mrs made the comment to a relo who picked up a new Prado and completely insulted him by saying " Oh I like the Prado's there very cute" you would have thought he was kicked in the balls, she continues " but with all due respect' yada yada yada ,,,,,trying to cover her arse
Your ar5e looks big around this fire.
So, how long till your daughter turns 18?
Quote from: lino6 on December 12, 2014, 09:35:40 PM
So, how long till your daughter turns 18?
and 3/4 of the members have just said,,carn't believe he said that ,,pmsl
Quote from: berlitza on December 12, 2014, 09:37:37 PM
and 3/4 of the members have just said,,carn't believe he said that ,,pmsl
And the other 1/4 have just said, yeah so when does she turn 18? lol
How to start an argument while lighting campfire.
"Really. You're going to use jiffy fire lighters to start it?"
You AN'tT No Bare Grills , Bare Ass maybe >:D :cheers:
"You call that cooking?.... I haven't seen sausages that black since that one time I accidently logged onto blacksonblondes. Com"
You couldn't drive a hungry cow into a paddock of grass :cheers:
How tight should the nut on my tow ball be ?
The electrical section is a great place to visit,so friendly. 8)
Quote from: speewa158 on December 12, 2014, 08:08:22 PM
Quote from: oldmate on December 12, 2014, 07:45:52 PM
Or starting with it.
"With all due respect, I think your a d******d."
Are you talking to Jeep/Patrol/ Tojo Owners-Drivers or just generally to d******ds ??? ??? ;D ;D ;D :cheers:
;D ;D. Just to general ones :cup:
The Trader section on myswag is a great place to sell your unwanted bike. So I'm told?
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 13, 2014, 08:20:43 AM
The Trader section on myswag is a great place to sell your unwanted bike. So I'm told?
Bike comes with a free smack up under the ear 8)
Quote from: MarkGU on December 13, 2014, 08:26:13 AM
Bike comes with a free smack up under the ear 8)
Hahahaha hahahahaha :cup:
Quote from: MarkGU on December 13, 2014, 08:26:13 AM
Bike comes with a free smack up under the ear 8)
And a bent frame ;D
Which is the best service Army, Navy or Air Force,?? The Navy personal are easy to spot they are usually holding hands and how you can build a tradition on rum, buggery and the lash I will never know, The only people who join the Air Force are people who cannot handle the discipline of the public service, so looks like the Army wins. :cup:
Did you hear about the bloke in NSW that was running a bike racket . Pinched them from school bike sheds & flogged them interstate :-[ :-[ :-[ >:D to top up his extensive bar tab :cheers:
Quote from: speewa158 on December 13, 2014, 04:28:35 PM
Did you hear about the bloke in NSW that was running a bike racket . Pinched them from school bike sheds & flogged them interstate :-[ :-[ :-[ >:D to top up his extensive bar tab :cheers:
thought you were talking about me then Jamie till i read the last bit.i drink about 3 or 4 stubbies a week............... how many would you go thru? >:D :-* :-*
Quote from: MarkGU on December 13, 2014, 08:21:50 PM
thought you were talking about me then Jamie till i read the last bit.i drink about 3 or 4 stubbies a week............... how many would you go thru? >:D :-* :-*
3 or 4 a week , geezzz ld spill that much in a good week . At present l am consulting 7 Doctors , all tell me the same thing , 2 drinks a night at the Max . So l try to follow orders as best l can but even l reckon 14 drinks is a bit much :cheers:
Lol, wouldn't be many standing.
Toyota makes THE most boring cars on the planet....and they are not even very reliable despite what their owners think...
Quote from: TheWall on December 13, 2014, 09:54:28 PM
Toyota makes THE most boring cars on the planet....and they are not even very reliable despite what their owners think...
remind me never to sit next to you at the next fire place ;D
Quote from: MarkGU on December 13, 2014, 09:55:52 PM
remind me never to sit next to you at the next fire place ;D
That did not take long! But I take comfort in your choice of vehicle Mark
Quote from: TheWall on December 13, 2014, 09:57:25 PM
That did not take long! But I take comfort in your choice of vehicle Mark 
8)
What do the lyrics to "Blinded by the Light" really mean?
Are Chinese made wheel bearings the same quality as Japanese made wheel bearings?
I think generators are great to have in a national park...
Why do Australian people today use the American naming for pattycakes ( cupcakes ) biscuites ( cookies) ? Are they not proud of been Australian ?
Why do people call there 4wds a truck.
Quote from: callmejoe on December 16, 2014, 10:26:30 PM
Why do people call there 4wds a truck.
l wont get sucked into provocative word games .So lf l want to trucking well call my rig a truck then l trucking well will . You can go & get thoroughly &utterly TRUCKED , you truckwit :-* :cheers:
You must drive a kenworth.
:cheers:
The blue pills work much better than the gel....
Quote from: lino6 on December 17, 2014, 07:18:02 AM
The blue pills work much better than the gel....
you could argue that, but it depends if you want a short term hit, or long term sustainability! Quoted from Stephen Dank, sports medicine professional:-)
How much should a car wash cost?
And
Should I post pics of the fish I've caught or just keep them to meeself?
Scarps couldn't catch a fish even if it had a handle on its back & it jumped into his boat :'( >:D :cheers:
What a stupid thread I can't belive you people have waisted 10 pages on this crap!
Quote from: Jason B on December 24, 2014, 04:18:39 PM
What a stupid thread I can't belive you people have waisted 10 pages on this crap!
Usually when I don't like a thread I stop reading after the first page, that's just me though
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so you didn't check to see if you had enough coinage before you took the car to the car wash ;D :cheers:
Quote from: berlitza on December 24, 2014, 04:54:37 PM
Usually when I don't like a thread I stop reading after the first page, that's just me though
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so you didn't check to see if you had enough coinage before you took the car to the car wash ;D :cheers:
Pmsl. I was just too lazy To start my own "How to start an argument on a camper trailer forum" thread. :angel:
Keep up the good work people's.
Regards
Jas
Then again l reckon you all full of S11t & not worth arguing with at this time That out to do it :cheers:
Quote from: speewa158 on December 24, 2014, 06:08:39 PM
Then again l reckon you all full of S11t & not worth arguing with at this time That out to do it :cheers:
Who you arguing with Mr?
Quote from: duggie on December 16, 2014, 08:08:09 PM
Why do Australian people today use the American naming for pattycakes ( cupcakes ) biscuites ( cookies) ? Are they not proud of been Australian ?
Never heard of a pattycake ??? maybe I'm too young ??? I'm only 55 !! ;D
But how common are SUV's becoming !! We might be 5, 10 or 20 yrs behind the yanks, but we DO follow them !!
Quote from: gronk on December 24, 2014, 06:43:04 PM
Never heard of a pattycake ??? maybe I'm too young ??? I'm only 55 !! ;D
They have been called patty cakes since as far back as 1765.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The earliest recorded version of the rhyme appears in Thomas D'Urfey's play The Campaigners from 1698, where a nurse says to her charges:
...and pat a cake Bakers man, so I will master as I can, and prick it, and prick it, and prick it, and prick it, and prick it, and throw't into the Oven.
The next appearance is in Mother Goose's Melody, (c. 1765), in the form:
Patty Cake, Patty Cake,
Baker's Man;
That I will Master,
As fast as I can;
Prick it and prick it,
And mark it with a T,
And there will be enough for Tommy and me
Which is the most boring thing to watch:
1. Paint drying
2. Golf
3. Test cricket
Or is it the other way around?
KB
Quote from: duggie on December 25, 2014, 08:11:57 PM
They have been called patty cakes since as far back as 1765.
Only ever knew them as patty cakes or fairy cakes as a kid [ mostly as Fairy cakes around where we lived ].
For me, the first it a patty cake, the second a cup cake?
Well that one argument started and we did not need a camp fire. ;D ;D
Quote from: edz on December 26, 2014, 12:39:13 PM
Only ever knew them as patty cakes or fairy cakes as a kid [ mostly as Fairy cakes around where we lived ].
Quote from: Mace on December 26, 2014, 01:02:03 PM
For me, the first it a patty cake, the second a cup cake?
...
Quote from: Mace on December 26, 2014, 01:02:03 PM
For me, the first it a patty cake, the second a cup cake?
Mace your SOOOOO talented , the swirl & sprinkle on Cupcake . Parexcilonce ( real good ) :cup: :cup: :cheers:
Quote from: xcvator on November 21, 2014, 06:03:27 PM
Start talking about this >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=40377.0 (http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=40377.0)
great idea :D
Quote from: gonfishen on December 13, 2014, 11:18:30 AM
Which is the best service Army, Navy or Air Force,??
Just caught up with this thread after Bird revived it :cup:
Comment from a Vietnam infantryman - Air Force is the best service by far. Why? Because the digger's all stay home at base & send the officers out to fight!
Quote from: Fizzie on June 15, 2016, 08:02:26 AM
Just caught up with this thread after Bird revived it :cup:
Comment from a Vietnam infantryman - Air Force is the best service by far. Why? Because the digger's all stay home at base & send the officers out to fight!
That's the reason I joined the RAAF back in 1972, that and the recruiting film showing camping and white water rafting etc... got sucked in on that bit. :-[
Hi,
RAAF Pt Cook used to do camping/rafting etc, but it was part of the officer cadet training. Any of the ranks could apply to go along as part of the organising team though.
Cheers
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ierI found putting Mystical Fire into the fire and have everyone pretend they don't see it. Then indicate to the person you may have dropped a bit of acid in their drink when he asks everyone if they see the strange colours in the fire.
We did this when there was 25 of us around the fire and the bloke flipped out lol.