What Made You Smile - 2022

[Bird]

Not seeing a snake in the last 48 hours.

Last Saturday. Astrid was in her wood working room.
A big ol Red Belly Black slithered in..... she was good too, stood perfectly still as it passed around 6 inches away from her boots.
Rang the snake guy, he caught Betty and took her away.

Last Sunday, i get home around midday, to find the ol girl a tad upset.
An Eastern Brown was coiled under a chair until she walked by.
Gave a lunge with came up around 10 or 12 inches short, so a warning i think to tell her to piss off.
The little bastard (James) dived into the old hot water cupboard.
Same snake guy, took 3 hours to entice him out..... the snake, not the snake guy. 

Last Monday, Went to my Mums old folks home to pick her up to find the owners and some other fukkwit trying to chop the head off a python.
I spat the dummy, cops were called, all sorts of rattle went on.
The snake by the time i got there, wasn't able to be saved.
The assault charges have no chance of standing up and i'm banned from the old folks home.

Last Friday, Another Red Belly Black shot across the back patio.
He was friggin fast too, but i lost sight of him, so no idea where he went.
We called him Speedy Gonzales ..... fastest snake in all the Lockyer Valley.

Yesterday, Astrid did find a snake skin in the cottage carport, but thats just a tree snake thats changed his clothes.

The flood waters have these guys everywhere at the moment.
Astrid and i, in all our life, have never had so much fun with a 4 foot length of heater hose.
We both have the steely nerves of a cat stuck on a freeway.

OH, we do have 3 different spots for these too.
One out side, one inside and one in the shed.
Proper whizz bang compression bandages.

with more snakes than lawn, I'd be moving..

[Bird]

Headline of the week

Singer in hospital after refusing to fart

Brazilian singer Viviane de Queiroz Pereira, 27, ended up in hospital because she was reluctant to fart in front of her significant other.

[Jeepers Creepers]

Headline of the week

Singer in hospital after refusing to fart

Brazilian singer Viviane de Queiroz Pereira, 27, ended up in hospital because she was reluctant to fart in front of her significant other.

Ha ha ha.... the other night, i eased out a sneaky on the couch..... even hurt/burnt a little coming out.

It was 7 seconds later, the ol girl took off saying it was like living with a giant skunk running around marking its territory.

[Bird]

Ha ha ha.... the other night, i eased out a sneaky on the couch..... even hurt/burnt a little coming out.

It was 7 seconds later, the ol girl took off saying it was like living with a giant skunk running around marking its territory.

[NZMarkb]

Ha ha ha.... the other night, i eased out a sneaky on the couch..... even hurt/burnt a little coming out.

It was 7 seconds later, the ol girl took off saying it was like living with a giant skunk running around marking its territory.

Are you sure that burn wasn't follow through 

[Jeepers Creepers]

If ya don't Shit ya pants once in a while, ya just not trying hard enough.

[Gazza00]

Just fueled up for the Cruiser with diesel at $1.955/lt.        Knowing my luck it'll probably drop 10c tomorrow      

[Bird]

If ya don't Shit ya pants once in a while, ya just not trying hard enough.

Known as a shart.

[Jeepers Creepers]

Known as a shart.

SHARTS..... ya can't just stop at one.

[GGV8Cruza]

Anyone after a camper

https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/4808111555984071/?media_id=0&ref=share_attachment

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Anyone after a camper

https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/4808111555984071/?media_id=0&ref=share_attachment

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Nothing to see

[Bird]

Anyone after a camper

https://www.facebook.com/commerce/listing/4808111555984071/?media_id=0&ref=share_attachment

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Johns Crazy Caravan
AU$45,000
Listed 4 hours ago in Melbourne, VIC

[GGV8Cruza]

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Johns Crazy Caravan
AU$45,000
Listed 4 hours ago in Melbourne, VIC

$45k for this

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Picked up this bit of kit today.

Tried it out this arvo, Happy Days.

[Spada]

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[GGV8Cruza]

Declan making it to Worlds for robotics in Dallas

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[Pottsy]

Well done to Declan, Texas here he comes, Good Luck.

[Hairs]

That's an outstanding achievement.
Well done.

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1st full nights proper sleep in more than 6 weeks after having my bursitis injection yesterday 

[Fizzie]

Declan making it to Worlds for robotics in Dallas

Good on him & the rest of the team!

[Fizzie]

1st full nights proper sleep in more than 6 weeks after having my bursitis injection yesterday 

Where'd you get it, x?

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Where'd you get it, x?

private hospital, Frankston. R/h shoulder, had to be a "guided" injection .Got in there in a week every where else was up to 6 weeks

[Pottsy]

private hospital, Frankston. R/h shoulder, had to be a "guided" injection .Got in there in a week every where else was up to 6 weeks

Don't be surprised if it's not quite so comfortable for the next few days as cortisone has a small dose of local in it which lasts about 24hours.

[Bird]

Declan making it to Worlds for robotics in Dallas

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The young bloke will have more qantas points than dad

[Hairs]

Young Jack starts his time at The Harwood Sugar Mill refinery as a Fitter and Turner.
Daughter No 2, comes back in a fortnight to start her new job in Coffs at a Restaurant, after her trip to Cairns.
Daughter No 1, comes out of self ISO, with her partner. He takes over the Mower sales/repairs from his employer, who he has worked for as a Mechanic at a vehicle repairer.

It's great to see all kids doing well, as parents, it's all we can hope for.

Keep sharing your child's achievements.
Well done to you all.