Which Roads in Queensland ?

[Wazza999]

I'd pay to see that

And for Armageddon throw in something about 240v wiring

[MDS69]

And don't forget to not use your blinker.

[Wazza999]

And don't forget to not use your blinker.

Especially when you exit a roundabout.

[xcvator]

Whoopee, gunna piss a few Qld's off tomorrow,    heading for the "Bruce"

Check list   
call sign on van   tick
radio off    tick
blinkers working  tick
use  blinkers       nope
speed limiter       on

fun tomorrow     

[rockrat]

Whoopee, gunna piss a few Qld's off tomorrow,    heading for the "Bruce"

Check listcall sign on van   tickradio off              tickblinkers working  tickuse  blinkers       nopespeed limiter       on
fun tomorrow     

And don't forget to hang your Blues flag off the aerial


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[jclures]

You are going to fit in with all the other mexicans already up here.

[trinityalyce]

Don't forget to swing a couple of laps around Ipswich before you head too far north. And smile for the cameras.

We'll watch for your cameo appearance on ACA. Tracy likes a good hoon story. 

[Pottsy]

Xcvator, did you get caught up in the shooting on the Bruce today.?

[Jeepers Creepers]

Xcvator, did you get caught up in the shooting on the Bruce today.?

You do 80 in a 100/110 zone and we Queenslanders will sort you out.

[Pottsy]

You do 80 in a 100/110 zone and we Queenslanders will sort you out.

Bloody useless shots, a law abiding caravanner had to run him over to finish him off.

[Jeepers Creepers]

Bloody useless shots, a law abiding caravanner had to run him over to finish him off.

Shot to hurt first..... let 'em suffer and then let the public have a go too, you know, to finish 'em off.

Keith doing 80 on the Bruce, locking the brakes on the van and skidding over him is a perfect finish for a car thief.

[xcvator]

Well we survived our trip on the "Bruce" more by my good judgement than the good driving by the Queenslanders    Absolute bloody idiots    with death wish's.
I know you like to be different up here but there are standards for most things in this modern world, so why the weird non standard road markings, maybe that's why the morons that pass on what I thought were double lines were ok after all. Don't think the oncoming drivers thought so though      and before you start the "wobbly box at 80 kph" Shit I was doing at least  95 kph

Oh well the weather has been nice during the day, be good if you lot could get your act together for the night time temps, been colder than Victoria 

[BC66]

Welcome to qld
Variety is the spice of life. If we made it too nice for you , you might move up here.


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[Pete79]

You mean we're even more specialer drivers then those cockroaches....

https://au.news.yahoo.com/dashcam-footage-of-drivers-illegal-move-on-nsw-road-085023226.html

[bkim]

Well we survived our trip on the "Bruce" more by my good judgement than the good driving by the Queenslanders    Absolute bloody idiots    with death wish's.
I know you like to be different up here but there are standards for most things in this modern world, so why the weird non standard road markings, maybe that's why the morons that pass on what I thought were double lines were ok after all. Don't think the oncoming drivers thought so though      and before you start the "wobbly box at 80 kph" Shit I was doing at least  95 kph

Oh well the weather has been nice during the day, be good if you lot could get your act together for the night time temps, been colder than Victoria 

I actually like how some of us QLD's cleverly disguise our identity when driving stupidly by fitting those VIC, NSW an SA number plates so we take some time to recognise the driver 

[Jeepers Creepers]

Well we survived our trip on the "Bruce" more by my good judgement than the good driving by the Queenslanders    Absolute bloody idiots    with death wish's.
I know you like to be different up here but there are standards for most things in this modern world, so why the weird non standard road markings, maybe that's why the morons that pass on what I thought were double lines were ok after all. Don't think the oncoming drivers thought so though      and before you start the "wobbly box at 80 kph" Shit I was doing at least  95 kph

Oh well the weather has been nice during the day, be good if you lot could get your act together for the night time temps, been colder than Victoria 

I was going to warn you about that once they spot a Vic number plate on a wobbly box doing 80kph.
(We know ya weren't going 95.... fffhhhttt) 

Then I figured, stuff it, why ruin the surprise.

[Fizzie]

Oh well the weather has been nice during the day, be good if you lot could get your act together for the night time temps, been colder than Victoria 

Just tryig to make you feel at home, x

[Bird]

Absolute bloody idiots    with death wish's.

Translated: they wanted to sit on the speed limit.

[JD-120]

Actually there is a 10% rule in QLD. You can safely sit 10% over the limit and police will turn a blind eye

100 zone, you need to be on 110

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[Fizzie]

Actually there is a 10% rule in QLD. You can safely sit 10% over the limit and police will turn a blind eye

100 zone, you need to be on 110

From a friend in the job , there is an official tolerance, but it is kph not a %, & is <10

As always, though, it depends on that particular & what sort of day he's having - a mate's Mrs actually got chased by a motorbike who booked her for travelling 1k over the limit

[CTL]

a mate's Mrs actually got chased by a motorbike who booked her for travelling 1k over the limit

Sorry but I call BS.  Did she appeal it?

[Fizzie]

Wasn't there myself so I can only repeat the story he told me

I don't know if they did or not

[Pete79]

From a friend in the job , there is an official tolerance, but it is kph not a %, & is <10

I find it interesting that all the fines I've ever seen (mine and other peoples) are almost always that 1km over the 10%.
The vast majority of my fines have been 111km/h in a 100 zone.....



But back on topic......
That cranky old bugger that drove up from the freezer must have crossed the border by now, so we can bring those night time temps back up to double digits again....

[Bird]

Actually there is a 10% rule in QLD. You can safely sit 10% over the limit and police will turn a blind eye

[Bigfish]

You will be pleased to know that the Queensland Department for Wildlife have just released scientific proof that crocodiles in Queensland are actually vegetarians.  Years of research can,t be wrong.  Let all your Southern friends know of this breakthrough research and encourage them to swim in any waterhole, sea, pool, river or billabong they want to.

On behalf of all Queenslanders we welcome you all to enjoy our waterways to your hearts content.....