Which Roads in Queensland ?

[xcvator]

So I managed to avoid the border guards and I'm in Qld now with my wobbly box and I need some help.Now I've heard the banana benders like to have a bit of a winge about us mexicans and our wobbly boxes so I want to make the most of my time here and cause as much bloody disruption as I can for the locals.

So which roads should I drive on to upset them the most ?
I've got the how sorted out, 80/85 kph with the drivers side wheels right on the white centre line, grip of steel on the wheel and stare straight ahead, and if I find an overtaking lane I can speed up.

I think that about covers it, but any nice suggestions welcome   

[bazt]

Don't forget to stop on corners to take photos with half the rig on the road  and park up for the night in truck only rest stops. 

[Steffo1]

You will find that all the roads East of any Esplanade in Qld are tailor made for tourists.

[Pete79]

Seeing as you've brought your Melbourne temperatures with you, I recon this is the perfect route for you to follow....

http://www.expressway.online/gallery/roads/qld/numbered/nationalroutes/nr83/index.html


We don't need your single digit temps anywhere near our beautiful coastline.

[rags]

You don't need to worry about the M1 anywhere between Tweed River and Nambour as the locals are more than capable to choke up that road.

[Bad Scott]

Just having you up there Keith, should be enough 

[Bigfish]

Make sure you have your name and call channel on the rear of the wobbly box.....and naturally the radio wont be turned on!

[Jeepers Creepers]

So I managed to avoid the border guards and I'm in Qld now with my wobbly box and I need some help.Now I've heard the banana benders like to have a bit of a winge about us mexicans and our wobbly boxes so I want to make the most of my time here and cause as much bloody disruption as I can for the locals.

So which roads should I drive on to upset them the most ?
I've got the how sorted out, 80/85 kph with the drivers side wheels right on the white centre line, grip of steel on the wheel and stare straight ahead, and if I find an overtaking lane I can speed up.

I think that about covers it, but any nice suggestions welcome   

I got a couple of great suggestions.... but we'll just run with..... Do u turn and bugger off south.

[edz]

The biggest thing Keefy, You havent told us where abouts you crossed the wire through No mans land and into the land of Queens ..
You could take the Goat track that runs NW / SSE and turns into gravel a few K's past the Black stump  or theres the  turn onto the main arterial central black top  when you get to the four strand wire fence post with a lean to the left, just up the road from Billies shed . but that depends if your out that way 

[Kangaron]

Just keep driving north @ 80, windows down, C & W on loud and drink stubbies of xxxx on the way.
When they are empty see if you can hit a few road signs [can cross to the other side for this ]
Make sure you wear a blue singlet, don't shave and hang a few cane toads off your bullbar.
You'll fit right in. Hey!

[Steffo1]

More good advice.

[Steffo1]

Also, don't forget to replenish your consumables at a Coles or Woolies in a large city so that you don't have to spend money at those expensive, family owned shops in the small towns, where you'll find your free camping areas.

[prodigyrf]

You're not travelling in close convoy yet? The anti-social type eh?

[GBC]

Some sort of floppy hat and wide arm sunnies to prevent any sort of eye contact as seething drivers finally get past. Never ever use the opportunity to pull over and let the traffic snake you grew get past. Park across the entry to the free camps so no other bastard can get to them. Whinge about most things and tell us how much better it is down south. That is a few items I have learned from various southern counterparts over the years. Have a great trip. We are invading southern NSW while you are in my home area.  Whinging all the way of course

[Fizzie]

http://www.expressway.online/gallery/roads/qld/numbered/nationalroutes/nr83/index.html

There you go - I never knew normal distance signs were "reassurance" signs

[Bird]

You're not travelling in close convoy yet? The anti-social type eh?

he should be 8th in the convoy of 20 nose to tail so nobody can get past.

[ivan]

Don't forget when stopped and talking to strangers you must advise them on how you get the ultimate fuel economy and their 12volt system is Shit but you can tell them how they should rewire it.

[xcvator]

Make sure you have your name and call channel on the rear of the wobbly box.....and naturally the radio wont be turned on!

Bugga, forgot that 1

[xcvator]

Seeing as you've brought your Melbourne temperatures with you, I recon this is the perfect route for you to follow....

http://www.expressway.online/gallery/roads/qld/numbered/nationalroutes/nr83/index.html


We don't need your single digit temps anywhere near our beautiful coastline.

Nah, been there, done that. I'll just give you the same as your wife, cold shoulder

[chester ver2.0]

Also, don't forget to replenish your consumables at a Coles or Woolies in a large city so that you don't have to spend money at those expensive, family owned shops in the small towns, where you'll find your free camping areas.

And if you do the above dont be so stupid as to just take your tug. Make sure you do it on the day you are moving on, take the van with you as well and then park across about 10 spots so you have enough room to get out

[BC66]

This is so much funnier than the caravaners forum, this could start WW3 over there, especially the 12v systems re wire.
Lol
Good stuff


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[Pete79]

Nah, been there, done that. I'll just give you the same as your wife, cold shoulder

Well in that case.
Just overstay your welcome by a couple of months, then go around complaining to everyone about how uncomfortably hot and steamy it is and you can't understand how anyone could possibly live up here in these conditions...

[Jeepers Creepers]

Keith, i realise, at 75 KPH flat out, you're not very far into Qld. yet, but, try Chinchilla and Cherburg areas for free camping.

Nice spots, lots of friendly's too. 

[xcvator]

And if you do the above dont be so stupid as to just take your tug. Make sure you do it on the day you are moving on, take the van with you as well and then park across about 10 spots so you have enough room to get out

Keith, i realise, at 75 KPH flat out, you're not very far into Qld. yet, but, try Chinchilla and Cherburg areas for free camping.

Nice spots, lots of friendly's too. 

Charleville atm, getting closer   

The biggest thing Keefy, You havent told us where abouts you crossed the wire through No mans land and into the land of Queens ..
You could take the Goat track that runs NW / SSE and turns into gravel a few K's past the Black stump  or theres the  turn onto the main arterial central black top  when you get to the four strand wire fence post with a lean to the left, just up the road from Billies shed . but that depends if your out that way 

Not letting that 1 out Edz,for some insane reason I might want to sneak back in 

[Bird]

This is so much funnier than the caravaners forum, this could start WW3 over there, especially the 12v systems re wire.
Lol
Good stuff

I'd pay to see that