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Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« on: December 25, 2013, 10:41:23 AM »
To all  Good & Decent Swaggwer out there & the Rest of you ( Knowing Full Well Who You ARE ) l have been forced to offer a most Generous Reward . This will be for information & or Pics of the Perp & or perpetrates of the hinaus grime of Chairnapping .
Some information has been has been gathered about an interstate  crime syndicate working the airports  , bus  & rail terminals & camp grounds .lt has been reported that there is no Mastermind involved just dodgy henchmen  There are 2 person of interest at present . 1st is The mouth  the 2nd the Mule .  These Chairnapper seek out single Chairs traveling alone & they become targeted for the taking . Once grabbed the person said to be receiving is then sent pics of Chairs in demeaning poses . After causing great heart break to both chair & its wantobe owner , sometimes they are released , mostly kept in servitude to the Evil Captor .
Some Chairs have been left in the smoke of a camp fire , Left out in the rain , or worst of all  used as a cat /dog bed .
Any body with pics of , or information leading to the apprehension of " The Chairnapping Gang " or any of their crimes against other camping furniture or equipment . They could find themselves in line for a Reward . Depending on the value of the pics & info   
Hopefully this will be brought to a quick conclusion with you help
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« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2013, 10:59:51 AM »
Hi Speewa, sorry to hear about your news. Some really low life scum out there atm.

Not sure if this helps at all, but here's a pic of a dubious character I saw hanging around the airport luggage pick up area.

« Last Edit: December 25, 2013, 11:01:28 AM by scarps »
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2013, 11:43:06 AM »
Quote from: scarps on December 25, 2013, 10:59:51 AM
Hi Speewa, sorry to hear about your news. Some really low life scum out there atm.

Not sure if this helps at all, but here's a pic of a dubious character I saw hanging around the airport luggage pick up area.


that looks like that bloke, whats his name again.?? you know the one,,, thingy, out lake Gregory way...
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2013, 12:13:23 PM »
Sorry Jamie Cant help you mate  >:D
Hope it all goes well and you find your chair 8)
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« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2013, 01:29:03 PM »
Quote from: Brett B on December 25, 2013, 12:13:23 PM
Sorry Jamie Cant help you mate  >:D
Hope it all goes well and you find your chair 8)
His chair .? ?? Still mine till paid for, i'm out of pocket so far     :'(
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2013, 03:08:59 PM »
Claim it on transit insurance . with a healthy slice for pain & suffering on my part having to deal with said dodgy Sydney Spivs'  . Trying to take advantage of a clean living bloke of temperate habit like myself  :cup:   ;D
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2013, 03:28:11 PM »
Here they are..Caught red handed ;D
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2013, 04:10:21 PM »
Robbo   Quick run out & tell their all Bastards , get somebody to post the result , you might not be up to it  :cheers:
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2013, 06:41:28 PM »

lets hope they catch this thief and give them the chair. :police:




wonder what size inverter you would need?
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2013, 06:59:12 PM »
Maybe it's gone off to find itself!
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2013, 07:07:58 PM »
Quote from: scarps on December 25, 2013, 06:59:12 PM
Maybe it's gone off to find itself!



Found the Lord and converted to a pew...

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« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2013, 07:26:32 PM »
Hhmm, a speewa pew

Has a certain ring to it.......
« Last Edit: December 25, 2013, 08:05:54 PM by scarps »
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2013, 07:50:42 PM »
Quote from: kylarama on December 25, 2013, 07:07:58 PM
Found the Lord and converted to a pew...





l think the idea stinks  :cheers:
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2013, 09:09:00 PM »
Quote from: scarps on December 25, 2013, 07:26:32 PM
Hhmm, a speewa pew

Has a certain ring to it.......

That would be .........a Spew.... ???
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2013, 06:40:00 AM »
I called a meeting of some of the best collective 'chair' minds available to discuss where they think said chair could be.

Sorry Speewa, but they came up empty!
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« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2013, 06:47:30 AM »
Jamie,
It wasn't THE chair from the national meet ?


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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2013, 06:51:04 AM »
Qantas luggage handlers on the case investigating 'who's got Speewa's chair'!
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2013, 06:53:09 AM »
Quote from: scarps on December 26, 2013, 06:40:00 AM
I called a meeting of some of the best collective 'chair' minds available to discuss where they think said chair could be.

Sorry Speewa, but they came up empty!




scraps when will you learn to take some grog to the camp fire . at least there will be more people there  :cheers:
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2013, 06:59:32 AM »
Quote from: MarkVS on December 26, 2013, 06:47:30 AM
Jamie,
It wasn't THE chair from the national meet ?


MarkVS



As you of all people should recall ( l don't ) that chair has been banished to the shed for classic rejection . lt may never be seen again for such a despicable act . Or cause its lost in the other crap in there .
 So l was hoping to get a new chair ,,,but alas this hasn't happened to date . All l could afford was a 2nd hand reject from interstate . Now that's lost  :cheers:
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2013, 07:03:01 AM »
Quote from: scarps on December 26, 2013, 06:51:04 AM
Qantas luggage handlers on the case investigating 'who's got Speewa's chair'!



Nail them Up l say .... Bang Some Sence  lnto them crus fiction 1ST affiance . They better speak or it will only get worse  >:D           
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« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2013, 07:07:06 AM »
well I did promise the chair collective a few drinks if they solved the problem, but as they didn't, I'm just going to save my stash for the next Myswaggr get together.
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« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2013, 07:11:07 AM »
A man after my own heart  . Now that's the sort of commitment we like to see . Move grog with a fork truck  :cup:
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« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2013, 01:00:54 PM »

Is this it? Guys that were holding this one hostage seemed quite keen to find it's owner!
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2013, 01:18:12 PM »
Bet its owner doesn't want it back . Last seen treged up & making dust in case you catch him & give it back  8)
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