To all Good & Decent Swaggwer out there & the Rest of you ( Knowing Full Well Who You ARE ) l have been forced to offer a most Generous Reward . This will be for information & or Pics of the Perp & or perpetrates of the hinaus grime of Chairnapping .
Some information has been has been gathered about an interstate crime syndicate working the airports , bus & rail terminals & camp grounds .lt has been reported that there is no Mastermind involved just dodgy henchmen There are 2 person of interest at present . 1st is The mouth the 2nd the Mule . These Chairnapper seek out single Chairs traveling alone & they become targeted for the taking . Once grabbed the person said to be receiving is then sent pics of Chairs in demeaning poses . After causing great heart break to both chair & its wantobe owner , sometimes they are released , mostly kept in servitude to the Evil Captor .
Some Chairs have been left in the smoke of a camp fire , Left out in the rain , or worst of all used as a cat /dog bed .
Any body with pics of , or information leading to the apprehension of " The Chairnapping Gang " or any of their crimes against other camping furniture or equipment . They could find themselves in line for a Reward . Depending on the value of the pics & info
Hopefully this will be brought to a quick conclusion with you help