OK, Now We Rock at cricket- What was I thinking :-)

[broncos11]

I see Baileys been dropped from test squad for SA???

Dave

[Nay-DMAX]

I see Baileys been dropped from test squad for SA???

Dave

I guess in the article on cricinfo their reasons for leaving him out might be founded if they think he will not do well against SA bowling attack they are going to want to take the best team they can.  Would of liked to see him go over there lets hope the ones who have been brought into the squad prove they are meant to be there.

[achjimmy]

Obviously they need Watsons bowling and whole lot more than his batting?

[Jasen]

I think Australia should field their under 16's to give poor old England a chance!

[muzza01]

I think Australia should field their under 16's to give poor old England a chance!

That could be really demoralising if the U16s got lucky and beat them.

[lino6]

Obviously they need Watsons bowling and whole lot more than his batting?

The way Falkner is going I think he is a better option than Watson.

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[achjimmy]

The way Falkner is going I think he is a better option than Watson.

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Agree totally. The world knows how to get Watson out now, and I think they will continue  to trap him.

[Steffo1]

Liz welcoming home the English cricket team!

[Jasen]

Liz welcoming home the English cricket team!

A little harsh me thinks.


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[DaveR]

Remember when we beat Pakistan in the world cup final long ago by a ridicules score, they didn't go home for weeks after.

[Hairs]

Remember when we beat Pakistan in the world cup final long ago by a ridicules score, they didn't go home for weeks after.

Are you suggesting they might have an extended holiday here

[DaveR]

I think it was in the UK actually.

[achjimmy]

Remember when we beat Pakistan in the world cup final long ago by a ridicules score, they didn't go home for weeks after.

LOL yeah but actually do shoot them over there Dave, bit like Sth American footballers.

[Jasen]

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What would Glenn McGrath be if he was English?
A. An all-rounder.

Q. What is the main function of the England coach?
A. To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.

Q. Why is Darren Gough the unluckiest bowler on tour?
A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What's the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. Why don't English fielders need pre-tour travel injections?
A. Because they never catch anything.

Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten and Walloped.

Q. What do you call a Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler
A. Dead

Q. What's the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Stewart?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the England touring party?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. What advantage do Nasser Hussein, Mark Ramprakash, Dean Headley, Alex Tudor and Graham Hick have over the rest of their team mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?
A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. Who spent the most time at the crease of anyone in the Ashes series squad?
A. The lady who ironed the cricket whites.

Q. Why are English cricketers cleverer than Houdini?
A. Because they can get out without even trying.

Q. What does Gough put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?

[Pog]

Q. What does Gough put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?

A Bat

[Jasen]

Lol the answer didn't copy, lucky you were here

[Pog]

It's an old one, but still funny!

[Jasen]

For you maybe

[HEM19X]

I see Baileys been dropped from test squad for SA???

Dave

ChappellI was about the only bloke in OZ that reckoned Bailey was not up to Test Cricket, guess he might have been right - at least for now.

[Jasen]

A last England is going to win one!


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[muzza01]

A last England is going to win one!
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Lets just say,
At last, England may get a respectable score.

[DaveR]

Lets just say,
At last, England may get a respectable score.

Are we still in the pub from last night.....?

[Steffo1]

Geez this could be interesting!

[D4D]

Easy

[Jasen]

Has it started yet?