Hello, is this the Police Station?'
'Yes What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor, Mr. Scarps....
He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'
'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'
The next day, the Senior Sargent and two Constables descend on Scarp's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but; find no marijuana.
They sneer at Scarps and leave.
Shortly after, the phone rings at Scarp's house.
'Hey, Scarps! This here's Speewa....Did the cops come round?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'
'Merry Xmas, Maaate!'
(Rednecks know how to git-it-dun).
Lol, that might then make Lino6 my courier;D
Not to mention who the policemen were that came around.....
Still need more wool :'( :cheers:
LOL
Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 26, 2015, 05:04:11 AM
Lol, that might then make Lino6 my courier;D
Not to mention who the policemen were that came around.....
This bloke needs a round table!
We had the raid at our local grow house , down the street from where l live . No nothing to do with me :cheers: lf l had the cops in my shed the Engal would really get a puzzling :cheers:
Quote from: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 06:17:08 AM
We had the raid at our local grow house , down the street from where l live .......
Hutchie's place???.... :o
No No down the other way . Hutchie is a fine upstanding member of the community ( that's my story & lm sticking to it ) .
Quote from: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 08:03:35 AM
Hutchie is a fine upstanding member
Does he have some of that gel from scarps??
Quote from: lino6 on December 26, 2015, 08:06:34 AM
Does he have some of that gel from scarps??
??? ??? ::)
Quote from: GeoffA on December 26, 2015, 06:25:28 AM
Hutchie's place???.... :o
Not guilty this time :angel:
Quote from: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 06:17:08 AM
We had the raid at our local grow house , down the street from where l live . No nothing to do with me :cheers: lf l had the cops in my shed the Engal would really get a puzzling :cheers:
next time you call them, say I'm now hiding 'my goods' in my vege gardens beds please
Just tell them there's a body buried in the back yard
Once they've finished digging it up you can then plant the spuds. ;D
Im not saying anything 8)
Quote from: Brett B on December 28, 2015, 06:42:07 PM
Im not saying anything 8)
Sounds a bit dodgy to me :cheers: