JEEP
Jamaica Emergency Employment Programme
Just Expect Every Problem
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Jail Employment Education Program
Just Eats Every Part
Mitsubishi:
Mechanics Investigate Trouble, Some Understand, But It's Sure Had It
Toyota
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
Takes One Young Oriental To Assemble
Totally Ordinary Yawn-Optimizing Tedious Autos
CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars. Nuff said?