Hospital Gowns

[MarkGU]

Whats that old saying - something about nice legs, shame about the face.






Legs aren't real flash either. Sorry mate.

this one GUEY? 
The Monks - Nice Legs Shame About Her Face

[GUEY]

Haha that's the one

[SteveandViv]

was it cold in the hospital ward that day Steve? 

Classic

[baldheadedgit]

Ok ok  yes it was cold in there, like all hospitals it cold enough o freeze ya gonads of, and it did..
Now, leave me alone.. i'm very  .......

BHG

[Tjupurula]

They had one of them gowns on me, but the hospital tucker gave me gas, the cheeky buggers wanted me to wear a nappy........I think they wanted to filter and muffle my exhaust.
Tjupurula

[speewa158]

I am a nurse in a colorectal (bowel) surgical ward and I have seen all variations of gowns......and the stuff you can "spill" on them. Wow! It is definitely not dinner conversation!
But, when a patient gets embarrassed  by their bodily functions, I tell them "it's all about your bowels here - we wanna know when you pass wind, open you bowels and what it looks like!"
......sometimes I think my previous career owning a pub was easier..........

Owned a Pub Ummmmmm l wish & now your into S@#%  aint life strange