REVENGE - How do you like to serve it?

[JohnT]

I recently made and an overnight trip around the Innes National Park (SA) to take some photos.

Anyways, after shooting and making my way back to my tent, I bed down for the night only to hear the noise from a few 'late' arrivals a few sites down. These gents continued with the noise until 5am the next morning successfully keeping my wife and I awake most of the night. Now I know that these guys were as pissed as fart and only had about 2hrs of sleep themselves before I departed with a few long drawn out friendly toots of the horn.

This had me thinking, I need new ideas.... So how do you serve your REVENGE....

[bushbandit]

I havent tryed it myself but someone told me they throw a Shit load of BIRD SEED on the roof of the tent etc.

[bullfrog]

Their tent would be a handy place to empty a porta potti....... they'd be in the schitt then !!!

[MarkGU]

Their tent would be a handy place to empty a porta potti....... they'd be in the schitt then !!!

or send one your dearly beloved daughters around to slip them an air biscuit Bevan 

[JohnT]

I my or may not have been involved in an early morning water bombing raid

[Hairs]

I havent tryed it myself but someone told me they throw a **** load of BIRD SEED on the roof of the tent etc.

Yes a favorite of mine.
Even better if they are in a hard roofed camper or caravan 

[D4D]

I like to service my chainsaw in the cool of an early morning

[evolution]

Trying to diagnose an exhaust leak is always a good one.......... It's a pesky little bugger that can take HOURS to find due to it being a very small hole.
Need to keep the RPM's up too, that way you can hear it better.

Cheers
Evo

[MarkGU]

slip a cable tie around their tail shaft. will take weeks to find it 

[bullfrog]

A kettle ,left beside the fire after an early morning cuppa, will scream its' head off if you happen to have gone for a walk etc. The ear piercing whistle will wake most people given long enough.

[Mrs smith]

Plastic bag, freeze bag or similar over your hand and pick a dog turd or some greese
and quietly smear it under all door handles of there cars except for one. The one that
doesn't receive the goods should cop the blame, there's nothing like a little
mental work out.

[MarkGU]

hey JohnT....maybe a visit  from the St George Heckler would quieten them down 

[kylarama]

Round up every dog in and the surrounding campsites, 6 is a good number, make sure there is a good spread of big and small.  Wind them up and taunt them with schmackos for at least 2 minutes.  Unzip the tent door and throw in an entire 750 gram pack of schmackos, call dogs and do zip back up once all in.

A certain brother in law may have been the victim of this.

[kylarama]

I havent tryed it myself but someone told me they throw a **** load of BIRD SEED on the roof of the tent etc.

piles of raw rice work better, just outside their tent right next to where their pillow is.
Have you ever heard the noise a possum makes when eating raw rice???

I do!  This explains the dogs in tent story.

[MarkGU]

having been on the receiving  end of this one..........get Bullfrog & Hairs to set up each side of them. its like trying to get to sleep next to a rail shunting yard 

[heath74]

I just let my kids get up as early as they want.

[singo-26]

having been on the receiving  end of this one..........get Bullfrog & Hairs to set up each side of them. its like trying to get to sleep next to a rail shunting yard 

And louder than D4d servicing his chainsaw.

[MarkGU]

And louder than D4d servicing his chainsaw.

so i see you've been camping with the two sleeping diesel locomotives too Steve   

[GGV8Cruza]

Put GuRich and blackdiamond beside them in a swag and they will move on the next day. I carry earplugs when camping anywhere near them>

GG

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[cruisindub]

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slip a cable tie around their tail shaft. will take weeks to find it 

expanding foam up the exhaust pipe......(I've often wanted to do this to the scumbag neighbours who constantly try to do burn outs from the driveway.....)

Or you could 'borrow' a spark plug lead. Maybe a coil lead. Or for the old ones, take the rotor from under the distributor cap......

I've never done any of these, but often wanted to when the scumbags next door crank up their stereo at 4am screaming and shouting F& Cs......

Oh if only I was so devious?

[evolution]

The expanda foam in the exhaust DOES work, but the trick is too fit a hose on to the end of the nozzle so that it doesn't leave any traces near the tip.

Cheers
Evo

[achjimmy]

Last time I had noisey late nieghbours, I warmed the Rodeo up outside there tent for ten mins at 7am before leaving, anybody who has or had a 4bj1 TF rodeo diesel will appreciate the torment.

[tagman]

For noisy neighbors at home - a simple but very annoying solution if their home has atin roof.

1. Catch a few cane toads
2. Tie some sinkers onto light line about 1/2 inch slack onto the toads legs.
3. Throw the toads onto their roof.

The toads will live for a very long time up there and annoy the "late night party" our of them.

[Brutus]

Dont know about the rest of you lot but when I am pissed and go to sleep in the wee hours it takes a bit to wake me up so making a noise will likely only wake others up or piss you of more from not having the required effect.

If you lay there and put up with it for hours then you have dug yourself a hole. I know they may be on the slops but an early caution can be more effective. In most cases it works but you will always get the odd wanker.

Fwiw I reckon touching someone else's rig or camp is a big no-no. Down in tassie at the moment some clowns are unhitching boat trailers at the ramp and the consequences could be dire!

[JohnT]

If you lay there and put up with it for hours then you have dug yourself a hole. I know they may be on the slops but an early caution can be more effective. In most cases it works but you will always get the odd wanker.

3 on 1. I wasn't about to explore those odds