Weirdest Sign You've Ever Seen !

[mrdenn1s]

Seen in the dunnies at the Melbourne Exhibition Centre at South Wharf last week

[UTE 701]

There must be some desperately thirsty people out there .....

[Lloyd65]

[TroyE]

sneaky buggers that plan to come back and clean up 

troy

[Kit_e_kat9]

Luckily we took  ...

Kit_e

[UTE 701]

[speewa158]

Ohhh No Mr Faulty its a filagreed siberian hamster 

[UTE 701]

[theflyingbadger]

Must be in InZid

[Patr80l]

...and how might I do that?

[GS]

The BBQ at a place we stayed whilst visiting Dorrigo.

Fortunately we had our Baby Q

GS

[UTE 701]

Can someone please explain what this means    

[Manjimike]

I think it means "don't shake the coconut palm or you might get hit in the head with a coconut"   

[cancan]

lucky we just got a pic of the don't waggle sign and not a pic of someone actually doing a waggle ..that's if it is something one does ....i know i make a point of not waggling

[UTE 701]

Yea ...Right ??

[speewa158]

By the look of those tips somebody did 

[GS]

Tough arse?

[bullfrog]

That sign wasn't spotted near Parliment House was it ??

[speewa158]

   Might have been but nobody read it  , though some might have just glanced at it quickly .
   Or not 

[UTE 701]

Golf  Club Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4.  AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5.  STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7.  IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.



NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

[maurerless]

 

[speewa158]

Golf  Club Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4.  AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5.  STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7.  IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.



NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

Now try & play & remember all that  Aim for the 19th hole 

[Slain]

Used to work at a bottleshop with one of those big pole signs on the corner.
One side read "Old crow cans $49.99 ctn" and the other "Live music on the deck on sundays"
Turned up monday morning to lots of beeping horns. "Old poop cans $49.99 ctn" and "Lik the dik on sundays"
Pissed myself laughing and wondered how they did it, the pole was 4 storeys high hahah

[speewa158]

There are some very naughty boys out there with too much time on there hands     

[UTE 701]

I want one of these for my shed !