OK, Now We Rock at cricket- What was I thinking :-)

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Jasen

No, I'm saying they were so crap at cricket for so long that most people lost interest in the sport.

England has never handed over the Ashes, you know that right? Lol


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BBwilly

For the Cricketers amongst us or those that are just loving the Pom's in pain.

Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.

Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An all-rounder.

Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Jasen

Haven't heard any of those jokes for the last 7 years lol


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Quote from: Jasen on January 02, 2014, 07:44:31 AM
Haven't heard any of those jokes for the last 7 years lol


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Only when the Poms are losing, I think there is some around about the Poms doctoring the pitches last series though ;-)

DaveR

Yes I know, I am a numpty when it comes to the web.
How do I see the results for the 4th match, without the complications.
Just got home, I assume we won, but can't find a score card.
Help please ?
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Quote from: DaveR on January 02, 2014, 08:01:42 AM
How do I see the results for the 4th match, without the complications.

http://livescores.cricket.com.au/scoreboard_2817_4.html

Australia 2/ 231 (51.5) & 204 (82.2)
England All Out 179 (61.0) & 255 (100.0)
Australia won by 8 wickets
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BBwilly

Quote from: DaveR on January 02, 2014, 08:01:42 AM
Yes I know, I am a numpty when it comes to the web.
How do I see the results for the 4th match, without the complications.
Just got home, I assume we won, but can't find a score card.
Help please ?

is this what your looking for

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/592400.html?CMP=OTC-GCN

DaveR

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BBwilly

Quote from: DaveR on January 02, 2014, 08:08:15 AM
Thanks for that, and thanks for so easily confirming my Numpty status....  ;D

Na if I thought you were a Numpty I would have done this for you http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=ashes+cricket+score+4th+test+

DaveR

Quote from: BBwilly on January 02, 2014, 08:11:53 AM
Na if I thought you were a Numpty I would have done this for you http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=ashes+cricket+score+4th+test+
Now ya gonna get me started.
I did that, even i can manage that, but to then go from there to a simple score card.............................................well, I gave up.
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BBwilly

Quote from: DaveR on January 02, 2014, 08:16:40 AM
Now ya gonna get me started.
I did that, even i can manage that, but to then go from there to a simple score card.............................................well, I gave up.

lol Happy Google year!


DaveR

Quote from: BBwilly on January 02, 2014, 08:09:26 AM
We even gave them a start and the Poms still embarrassed themselves.
That bit makes me happy, kida wish I was still FIFO there for work still, just for the millage this would have given me in winding them up.
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Jasen


Quote from: DaveR on January 02, 2014, 08:16:40 AM
Now ya gonna get me started.
I did that, even i can manage that, but to then go from there to a simple score card.............................................well, I gave up.

I was the same, there was so much gobbldigoop that was confusing. I just wanted the simple score to make my own mind up.


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alnjan

just put telly on to watch the worlds greatest batsman give his wicket away.  Wow at least he made double figures :cup:
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Al and/or Jan

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Australia 4/ 94 (25.4) at lunch, going to be interesting from here...
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alnjan

Cheers

Al and/or Jan

Thruster

If Australia had won the toss and bowled, we'd still be batting now anyway as the poms would be all out already.

lino6

Might have been a good toss to loose, looks like there is a bit in the wicket. Hopefully square turn in the 4th innings!
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Australia 5/201 (52.0) at tea, what a difference a session makes, Haddin and Smith doing it with ease, partnership 104 Runs From 143 Balls (R/R: 4.36)
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Murph

Warner got the ball of the day ! Ok he missed it ! Rodgers was unlucky! The ball could have gone any where ! BUT Watto !! Same old ! Ugly ! And Baily ! Well leave him in hit and giggle ,not cut out for test cricket !!!!   So we have the old man Haddin saving another first innings ! Ably assisted by the lad who everyone recently said " why is he in the team" well I ask the same about the top four !   This team is going to get a rude awakening in South Africa !!!

Pog

75 from Haddin... Another great innings, just when the Aussies needed it. If Mitch wasnt on fire, then you would think that Haddin would have to be player of the series.
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lino6

The best player for England this series - a Kiwi. Breaks the tradition for their best player being South African!
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Interesting quote

There is a great stat doing the rounds saying the first innings aggregate in this Commonwealth Bank Ashes series has Australia's bottom 5 wickets outscoring the top 5 wickets by 362 runs! Brad Haddin has a lot of credit for that.
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