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« Reply #1201 on: August 07, 2020, 01:01:14 PM »
If I was a cop, the way to handle it.

On ya way back to the police station.....
1st cop yells at the driver..... KID ON A PUSH BIKE.
2nd cop, the driver, makes a very sudden, very severe swerve with the paddy wagon.
Passenger, a non mask wearing retard, gets the fukk slammed out of her or him inside the wagon.

Driver says to 1st cop, where the hell did he come from.
Passenger cop says, where the hell has he gone.

Both cops go Shit.... and run and check on passenger and check their injuries.

I'd do it with every retard they book, the Karen's, the Eve Blacks..... the lot of 'em.

Bloody kids on pushbikes.....  ;D

The whole lot recorded on body cam.....  :angel:
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« Reply #1202 on: August 07, 2020, 01:10:40 PM »
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« Reply #1203 on: August 07, 2020, 08:19:32 PM »
If I was a cop, the way to handle it.

On ya way back to the police station.....
1st cop yells at the driver..... KID ON A PUSH BIKE.
2nd cop, the driver, makes a very sudden, very severe swerve with the paddy wagon.
Passenger, a non mask wearing retard, gets the fukk slammed out of her or him inside the wagon.

Driver says to 1st cop, where the hell did he come from.
Passenger cop says, where the hell has he gone.

Both cops go Shit.... and run and check on passenger and check their injuries.

I'd do it with every retard they book, the Karen's, the Eve Blacks..... the lot of 'em.

Bloody kids on pushbikes.....  ;D

The whole lot recorded on body cam.....  :angel:

This is what happened in the old days...everyone knew if you were a fu*ktard, you'd get a "nice" ride back to the station.
That's if you didn't get a touch up before you were thrown in the back of the paddywagon as well... ;D ;D
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« Reply #1204 on: August 07, 2020, 08:23:50 PM »
This is what happened in the old days...everyone knew if you were a fu*ktard, you'd get a "nice" ride back to the station.
That's if you didn't get a touch up before you were thrown in the back of the paddywagon as well... ;D ;D
Thems were the dsys.
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« Reply #1205 on: August 07, 2020, 08:28:41 PM »
...or you were told to go home...but you were told to go the LOOOOONG way....
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« Reply #1206 on: August 07, 2020, 09:57:38 PM »
This is what happened in the old days...everyone knew if you were a fu*ktard, you'd get a "nice" ride back to the station.
That's if you didn't get a touch up before you were thrown in the back of the paddywagon as well... ;D ;D

Or you just took them further out of town
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« Reply #1207 on: August 08, 2020, 07:33:38 AM »
Thems were the dsys.
Simples.


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« Reply #1208 on: August 08, 2020, 10:40:47 AM »
I do know someone that cheauffeured around for a few hours once, as a guest in the back of a bull wagon..
The message was reinforced that one shalt not  drag race on the streets .. Especialy when there is a Police car right behind you ..  ;D
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« Reply #1209 on: August 08, 2020, 10:47:42 AM »
who'd be a cop....

7news.com.au/news/vic/dramatic-footage-shows-victoria-police-handcuff-woman-for-covid-breach-in-melbourne-c-1221775



Could always have it as the Brazillians are .. the cops cant / wont control the people so the Crime gangs are stepping up ..



   
 "  Stay home or else. "

It was a stark warning to the residents of Brazil’s densely populated slums — but not one delivered by federal government, health officials or even state police.

With president Jair Bolsonaro dismissing the pandemic as “sniffles” and criticising regional lockdown measures, the country’s drug gangs and paramilitary groups have stepped in to enforce social distancing to combat the spread of coronavirus.

“Whoever is caught on the street will learn how to respect the measure. We want the best for the population. If the government is unable to manage, organised crime resolves,” read one message sent to residents of a Rio de Janeiro slum.

Another message, delivered to residents of a different slum, read: “We are on the streets taking risks so that you can sleep in peace, we leave our families to protect yours, so, then respect the order we have given.” It warned that for anyone caught on the street after 10pm, “it will be bad!”..

A few publicised interactions with groups of motorcycle enthusiests, should be enough of a deterent to alter peoples ways of thinking ..
As it stands some sections of the public are  not worried about anything the Blue or the laws are doing to enforce the lockdown . .
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« Reply #1210 on: August 08, 2020, 11:28:07 AM »

Could always have it as the Brazillians are .. the cops cant / wont control the people so the Crime gangs are stepping up ..
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« Reply #1211 on: August 08, 2020, 11:34:46 AM »
Wonder if ti was the Apen people again

Mount Buller has closed its ski fields to visitors, amid rumours that well-heeled Melburnians were flocking to the mountain - sometimes in chartered helicopters - despite travel bans.
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« Reply #1212 on: August 09, 2020, 12:25:40 PM »
Wonder if ti was the Apen people again

Mount Buller has closed its ski fields to visitors, amid rumours that well-heeled Melburnians were flocking to the mountain - sometimes in chartered helicopters - despite travel bans.
Very true bloke I know is a ski instructor at Buller and he packed up and headed back to NSW about twenty minutes before the hotel quarantine kicked in (he still has to isolate at home). He said the amount of rich morons from Melbourne was insane the carpark was full of the usual high end suvs with melbourne football club member stickers on the back of them.


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« Reply #1213 on: August 09, 2020, 03:21:31 PM »
who'd be a cop....


Yeah, dealing with the crappy 5% of society, entitled fools and people on the worst days of their lives would certainly colour your opinion of society as a whole.

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« Reply #1214 on: August 09, 2020, 06:30:08 PM »
"Premier Daniel Andrews is introducing a fine of $4957 for people who have breached a requirement to be self-isolating for a 'second or subsequent time'"

Why such an odd number - why not 5000 ? LOL
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« Reply #1215 on: August 09, 2020, 08:16:38 PM »
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   It is a multiplication of a point unit cost times a set number of unit points penalty for the offence.
It is easier to raise the $/unit point every so often rather than sort out the costs of each offence on the books.
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« Reply #1216 on: August 10, 2020, 07:59:35 AM »
Not sure if this is true.....

QANTAS are bringing in a separate section on planes for anti mask wearers.

If the planes suffers decompression, masks won't drop in their section, as that would offend their rights.

Like I said, may not be true.....  ;D

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« Reply #1217 on: August 10, 2020, 08:02:29 AM »
Might use an Excel random number generator spreadsheet

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Fines are a waste of time..Dont pay and bugger all happens. You have to introduce a penalty that will make them think twice! First time you are caught out then you are placed in automatic quarantine for 2 weeks  in a govt/state facility...its called a jail.  Second time you get quarantine for 8 weeks.

Do it a third time and think a small lead pill to the ear may be in order!!!

Why should our communities be held to ransom by idiots and arseholes who dont give a f@#$!...

Qld figures are good...no new cases for 8 days.  I,ll be happy when Vic and NSW can get their figures right down. Long, long way to go yet and unfortunately we rely on everyone being responsible. Stay safe, stay clean and stay positive...we will work our way through this mess and hopefully come out a lot stronger as a nation and as people...good to see governments investing more in mental health.
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« Reply #1218 on: August 10, 2020, 08:04:13 AM »
Not sure if this is true.....

QANTAS are bringing in a separate section on planes for anti mask wearers.

If the planes suffers decompression, masks won't drop in their section, as that would offend their rights.

Like I said, may not be true.....  ;D

Probably better if instead of a mask dropping...their seat drops out of the fuselage and they dont have their rights infringed.
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« Reply #1219 on: August 10, 2020, 08:44:19 AM »
This is what happened in the old days...everyone knew if you were a fu*ktard, you'd get a "nice" ride back to the station.
That's if you didn't get a touch up before you were thrown in the back of the paddywagon as well... ;D ;D

A guy at work was a constable in Kings Cross 40 years ago and for whatever reason he was out by himself and stumbled across 6 drunk guys bashing someone. Called for back-up but no one was available, but in the boot of his car were spare handcuffs.

So he handcuffed them together and made them walk/jog in front of his car for a couple of Kms back to the station.

As he says that would be instant dismissal in today’s world.

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« Reply #1220 on: August 10, 2020, 10:39:50 AM »
Another 19 Victorians have lost their lives to COVID-19, with the state recording 322 new cases today. It comes after 17 deaths were recorded on Sunday, on what was deemed the state's deadliest day of the pandemic.
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« Reply #1222 on: August 10, 2020, 11:02:44 AM »
I think Joe Hilderbrand nails it again

I read that on the weekend, I like this paragraph.

By now such measures may well be necessary and inevitable but let us not forget that this is a crude, cruel and blunt approach which has only been needed because almost every level of Victoria’s government failed to do the most basic things that every other jurisdiction has managed without fuss or fervour: Managing people in quarantine, tracking cases, isolating the sick and keeping the public informed and on side. No horde of historical revisionists can erase that inalterable fact.

I also agree with him that who else do we know in the current government who could do the job any better...
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« Reply #1223 on: August 10, 2020, 03:11:44 PM »


I also agree with him that who else do we know in the current government who could do the job any better...

And during this pandemic, even the opposition in each state has generally kept their mouths shut, which points to a united front from all sides of politics and an admission that they probably couldn't do better, or they can't see a need to "bash" whoever is in power.

When this is all over, don't worry, it'll be on for young and old....the blame game for political points ....but they all realise this isn't the time.
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« Reply #1224 on: August 10, 2020, 03:41:37 PM »
And during this pandemic, even the opposition in each state has generally kept their mouths shut, which points to a united front from all sides of politics and an admission that they probably couldn't do better, or they can't see a need to "bash" whoever is in power.

When this is all over, don't worry, it'll be on for young and old....the blame game for political points ....but they all realise this isn't the time.

I would not say that about the Queensland Opposition.