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Re: WTF???
« Reply #150 on: March 25, 2020, 03:38:54 PM »
pretty sure the systems have not been arcitected with enough capacity to handle this amount of increased traffic.

Nup!

They've openly said that the system is designed to handle 45000 queries.

When it crashed the other day, it was copping 110000! :o

Nothing is going to handle that level of overload
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« Reply #151 on: March 25, 2020, 04:24:54 PM »
This is a WTF from Coffs Harbour

https://www.triplem.com.au/shows/moffee-for-breakfast/catch-up/06071520-3ef3-453d-8709-ab88015a05e7?fbclid=IwAR1mzvp9NFgx1HNpaq-sBBk3Pho37YRiNwW1BEuxyRBlDAHOJ_8utk35d7Q
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Re: WTF???
« Reply #152 on: March 25, 2020, 05:24:33 PM »
the system is designed to handle 45000 queries.

When it crashed the other day, it was copping 110000! :o

& just read that "the MyGov website has had more than 2.6 million logins today."
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Re: WTF???
« Reply #153 on: March 25, 2020, 05:33:18 PM »
& just read that "the MyGov website has had more than 2.6 million logins today."
and only 20,000 successful logins.
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« Reply #154 on: March 26, 2020, 02:04:33 PM »
 And "we" let these  ***** into the country  AND   WTF is anyone doing about it ?


https://www.smh.com.au/national/chinese-backed-company-s-mission-to-source-australian-medical-supplies-20200325-p54du8.html

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Re: WTF???
« Reply #155 on: March 26, 2020, 02:52:53 PM »
Does this qualify for WTF?


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No jail, just self-isolation for dad, 69, who shot daughter in head

A great-grandfather who shot his daughter in the head is to be freed after 15 months behind bars because a judge found his age put him at risk of contracting coronavirus and it was better he self-isolate at home.

Rodney Charles Madex, 69, served 449 days after he shot his daughter, Tammy, with a shotgun from close range at their home in Glengarry North, in Gippsland, on January 2 last year.

https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/no-jail-just-self-isolation-for-dad-69-who-shot-daughter-in-head-20200326-p54e7b.html
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Re: WTF???
« Reply #156 on: March 26, 2020, 02:57:54 PM »
And "we" let these  ***** into the country  AND   WTF is anyone doing about it ?


https://www.smh.com.au/national/chinese-backed-company-s-mission-to-source-australian-medical-supplies-20200325-p54du8.html
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« Reply #157 on: March 26, 2020, 06:16:41 PM »
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« Reply #158 on: March 27, 2020, 10:29:31 AM »
Went to Woolies for old farts hour this morning. Only couple of dozen waiting but they insisted on forming a scrum at the entry point. When I said how about 1.5m folks I got some odd looks! Anyway last visit for me. We've been gloving up, wearing long sleeves and taking off shoes and jackets at the door but with the entitled f'wits around it makes it problematic. When the most educated cohort of people in the country can't really understand that you need to maintain separation at all times it's definitely WTF.

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« Reply #159 on: March 27, 2020, 10:41:20 AM »
Everyone should be given a mandatory social security number if you don’t already have a TFN. When you ring in, you enter the number and if you are already getting benefits you are put in a really long waiting list with a message explaining the reason you are in that list. If you don’t know your number you are also put in a long waiting list. Or when people dial in ask if they are receiving benefits, if they say no and they are lying stop their payment for a week.


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Oh don't worry, it's coming. I was on phone to ATO few weeks back as they've phased out using the ECI program for BAS lodgement, I needed to register on mygov.com for a new number or something like that, I asked what was wrong with the one I had & she casually replied that eventually EVERYONE would be required to register for a new number.
When I said "something similar to Hitler in the 30s" she gasped in horror ' no not like that' .
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« Reply #160 on: March 27, 2020, 10:46:39 AM »
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« Reply #161 on: March 27, 2020, 12:35:27 PM »
At least a cure for COVID is coming.
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« Reply #162 on: March 27, 2020, 12:44:34 PM »
WA has started limiting the sales of grog,
Shite got real people.
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Probably because of people like this...
My guess is selling black market to aboriginal communities. Or maybe he just likes a beer or two.

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« Reply #163 on: March 27, 2020, 01:35:24 PM »
Yeah Matt,
I reckoned that was why.

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« Reply #164 on: March 27, 2020, 01:56:46 PM »
Probably because of people like this...
My guess is selling black market to aboriginal communities. Or maybe he just likes a beer or two.

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He was a big bloke ( what would you expect ) and he'd sit on his arse and follow the nag races. I think he's still alive !!  ;D
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« Reply #165 on: March 27, 2020, 02:14:55 PM »
Someone has to be warned???
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« Reply #166 on: March 27, 2020, 02:59:22 PM »
Someone has to be warned???

So does that mean it's ok when the virus thing is over???

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« Reply #167 on: March 27, 2020, 03:01:35 PM »
Apparently the Covid-19 virus has been cultivated in Stool samples... But not Semen.... So stay away from that An@l sex, it might kill you!
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« Reply #168 on: March 27, 2020, 03:22:52 PM »
Apparently the Covid-19 virus has been cultivated in Stool samples... But not Semen.... So stay away from that An@l sex, it might kill you!

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« Reply #169 on: March 27, 2020, 03:28:48 PM »
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« Reply #170 on: March 28, 2020, 01:11:19 PM »
Someone has to be warned???
I heard rumour that Prince Charles may have caught the virus from eating an old bat🤔
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« Reply #171 on: March 28, 2020, 01:21:38 PM »
Ehehehehe

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« Reply #172 on: March 28, 2020, 10:10:03 PM »
Dam this thread has gone bit below the belt.......

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« Reply #173 on: March 30, 2020, 11:12:57 AM »
 ???
I've had two phone calls this morning to install dishwashers, both will be
delivered tomorrow, organised by the retail outlet.
Both are elderly couples, they seem happy for me to attend.
 It seems business as usual for some people ???


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« Reply #174 on: March 30, 2020, 11:19:06 AM »
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I've had two phone calls this morning to install dishwashers, both will be
delivered tomorrow, organised by the retail outlet.
Both are elderly couples, they seem happy for me to attend.
 It seems business as usual for some people ???

I think if you follow the cleanliness and distance guidelines you should be right.  Keep them away until job is done and maybe reinforce with them the importance of cleanliness and self isolation...Some people need a bigger kick up the arse than others!!