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Offline Jeepers Creepers

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COTTAGE Available to Rent..... $195 per week. $780 bond.
« on: October 30, 2018, 06:12:18 AM »
Fully self contained and furnished "Cottage", decked out completely, all the way down to place mats, knifes and forks.. the works.

Good sized lounge (2 x 2 seater couch's) and dining room with 6 seater dining table.
Good sized kitchen over looking your own fenced court yard and pergola area. (with outdoor furniture)

Bedroom is normal size with double bed and has a two way bathroom. (access off the bedroom or the lounge)
Its a really good sized granny flat. (Ask Edz, he's seen it)

You have your own driveway up to the carport with the laundry (including washing machine) incorporated in the carport.
The granny flat has its own power meter, water tank, your own wheelie bins, the works. (We pay for a double garbo service)
I do the mowing in the courtyard, so no G-strings on the clothesline that day if you're a male.
The fridge is on and its cold..... just bring ya beer and milk and some grocery's.

Situated approx. 7 or 8 minutes out of Coominya, 20 minutes out of Lowood or 25 minutes out of Gatton, an hour to the guts of Brisbane.

This would suit someone (single person or a couple) going to Gatton ag college, wanting to downsize, someone wanting to do some farm work in the area, someone getting a divorce with no money, pride, balls or furniture left, even a semi reformed, mid 30's, 40's or 50's blonde nymphomaniac with low morals and no self esteem could be very happy here.

I'll bung some pics up soon, as i want to repaint the courtyard fence first.

Call me if ya interested on 0411 545 025 or if you're a even a semi reformed, mid 30's, 40's or 50's blonde nymphomaniac with low morals and no self esteem.  >:D >:D >:D

« Last Edit: January 08, 2019, 02:23:00 PM by Jeepers Creepers »
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Re: Granny Flat Available to Rent..... $200 per week. $800 bond.
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2018, 06:50:20 AM »
I'm not blonde jeepers but....

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Re: Granny Flat Available to Rent..... $200 per week. $800 bond.
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2018, 06:56:13 AM »
I'm not blonde jeepers but....

Didn't specify male or female did he.

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Re: Granny Flat Available to Rent..... $200 per week. $800 bond.
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2018, 06:57:16 AM »
Comon guys! It is Jeepers your talking about here!


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Re: Granny Flat Available to Rent..... $200 per week. $800 bond.
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2018, 07:07:41 AM »
I'm not blonde jeepers but....

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Re: Granny Flat Available to Rent..... $200 per week. $800 bond.
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2018, 11:25:01 AM »
Ummm, yeah, either or.... what do they say... any port in a storm.  ;D
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Re: Granny Flat Available to Rent..... $200 per week. $800 bond.
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2018, 03:25:44 PM »
It is a nice place, Country quiet / comfortable / clean and well enough appointed ..  Nice neighbours too .
Down size and use it as a base between trips away .. First time out there and it was an easy unrushed run back to Ipswich / Toowoomba would have been just as easy ..  8)
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Re: Granny Flat Available to Rent..... $200 per week. $800 bond.
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2018, 08:02:51 PM »
Sounds like a place to hide when it gets too hot out there    ;D The only problem l could for see is the neighbours might give you up for the Reward $$    . No question asked  :angel:                          Nufsaid                                  :cheers:
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Re: Granny Flat Available to Rent..... $200 per week. $800 bond.
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2018, 05:25:57 AM »
Hey JC, if you need some Upholstery work done Darren at DJY upholstery is not bad, 108 west road Coominya, Craig
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Re: Granny Flat Available to Rent..... $200 per week. $800 bond.
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2018, 05:27:59 AM »
Thanks for that, he's only about 10 k's away.
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Re: COTTAGE Available to Rent..... $195 per week. $780 bond.
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2019, 02:22:22 PM »
OK, we've finally started to catch up on everything and the cottage is ready to rock and roll. Price is $195 per week and i've included the Gumtree listing for the photos.

Stuff me, we are running so far behind in getting everything done around here.  ???

However, this is, a seriously good little cottage for someone.


http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-view-details.html?adId=1206203038&uuid=0684e68d-b84c-4b46-9052-f2ab38fd4806&utm_source=transactional&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=manage_ad
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Re: COTTAGE Available to Rent..... $195 per week. $780 bond.
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2019, 04:08:15 PM »
Hmmm, just got told the link doesn't work. (It does for me)

I'll sort it shortly.
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Re: COTTAGE Available to Rent..... $195 per week. $780 bond.
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2019, 04:36:23 PM »
Worked for me

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Re: COTTAGE Available to Rent..... $195 per week. $780 bond.
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2019, 04:58:23 PM »
might be just me, this is what i get

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Re: COTTAGE Available to Rent..... $195 per week. $780 bond.
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2019, 05:12:41 PM »
Sixpack always said you were a worry.  ;D only joking....  :angel:
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