This hurts and will cost a fortune to fix

[jetcrew]

Ok ..

Picture this

a nail stuck in a timber board at a 45 degree angle above your head.

You cant fit a hammer or a pry bar in there to get it out

So after a few attempts with pliers  you realise that your hands cant squezze enough presure on the nial so you can pull hard enough.

Enter a nice set of vice grips ..the big metal kind..

I load them up squeeze as hard as I can and get then nice and tight over the nail.

Then I say to myself ...1 nice big pull and I will have this out..remember the 45 degree angle away from me and raised.

well I grit my teeth ..let out a graon and WHACK,

I am now missing  my front left and half of the right  front teeth......

So thinking I have just smacked my lip I instinctively swallow ...yes..... 1 and 1/2 teeth are now in my guts...  Plus side is my 7 y/o promises me it will not hurt when it comes out LOL

So I have a very nice smile and i know its guuna hurt alot more at the dentist tomorrow....

Just wanted to share my pain..can't even drink to ease the pain...

Jet 

I wont post pics as your guts will turn ..its a mess

[D4D]

 

[oldmate]

X2 

[Rumpig]

sounds like you should have used a set of nips to pull it out instead    

[achjimmy]

Jesus mate, that's goin to bloody hurt. Dreadful to hear,  Hope you get well ASAP.

I ll have a drink for you.

[Clouty]

sounds like you should have used a set of nips to pull it out instead    

Beat me to it mate..

We need pics

[scarps]

Throw one of these under your toilet seat for the next 24hours. Rinse the soft stuff through, teeth will be left. Clean em up, stick em back on with a bit o' epoxy:-)

[jetcrew]

Throw one of these under your toilet seat for the next 24hours. Rinse the soft stuff through, teeth will be left. Clean em up, stick em back on with a bit o' epoxy:-)

Right on cue ... surprised it took 6 posts..

yeah yeah ..I know everyone will tell me 50 other ways i could have got it out ...NOW..

def one for the memory bank ..I feel and look like a dumbass

jet

[Mik01]

Ouch mate!

Don't suppose you could have hammered it in and used a punch to countersink it, then fill and paint?

[jk]

It hurts tooooo much to even think about  ,..................................on the bright side, your a good looking man and it will only add to your rugged good looks    an IV with Bourbon will help !!!!!!!

[Bullant4x4]

Not a good thing to happen.

I lost my teeth into the back of a mates head in a car accident. Didn't put it together till I went into see him, in his ward. When I smiled at the nurse she asked if I was in the back seat. When I said yes she said that that would explain the hole in the back of his head :-(

[Rumpig]

def one for the memory bank ..I feel and look like a dumbass

jet

don't be to down on yourself....the important thing is you've given us a laugh tonight 

[MarkGU]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI02_UJ1C6I

 

[Rumpig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI02_UJ1C6I

 

PMSL 

[Clouty]

 

[jetcrew]

Was slurring to lara about how much it,s gunna cost to fix , when little demitri pipes in with some advice

"dad..just wait they will come back... honest mine did"

Now we have told him before that his big teeth have to last him forever so he should brush them ..but tonight he finally gets the picture .. and responds with..

"how do I make them stronger "

 to which mum says  "you dont you just be smarter than dad"

jet

[scarps]

Right on cue ... surprised it took 6 posts..

jet

couldn't download the pic and type fast enough. Tears in my eyes...........

[achjimmy]

Was slurring to lara about how much it,s gunna cost to fix , when little demitri pipes in with some advice

"dad..just wait they will come back... honest mine did"

Gold

[muzza01]

[Malcolm Tugless]

Well bugger me ... if you ain't just installed a 6 B&S wire stripper ... in your mouth.  Thats dedication.

[MarkGU]

Well bugger me ... if you ain't just installed a 6 B&S wire stripper ... in your mouth.  Thats dedication.

wonder if he can crimp Anderson Plugs now as well 

[oldmate]

Was slurring to lara about how much it,s gunna cost to fix , when little demitri pipes in with some advice

"dad..just wait they will come back... honest mine did"

Now we have told him before that his big teeth have to last him forever so he should brush them ..but tonight he finally gets the picture .. and responds with..

"how do I make them stronger "

 to which mum says  "you dont you just be smarter than dad"

jet

Well he is already 1 step in front lmao

[jetcrew]

4 mersindol and i,m to fairy land till tomorrow..when bill shock will snap me right back into reality

Thanks for the cheer up guys

[Pog]

wonder if he can crimp Anderson Plugs now as well 

[crappsy]

You just can't beat the kind hearted loving community we have here on MySwag.

I dont think I have pissed myself laughing so much even SWMBO had a chuckle