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Things I learnt on my 1st w/e with Viagra
« on: September 03, 2012, 10:41:56 PM »
Thought that would get you all looking  >:D Viagra is the name of my camper, why, coz it's the only thing I can erect any more  :cup:
1/ Take double the amount of blankets/covers/doona you think you need   :'(
2/ Don't forget the shovel
3/ Put some cord on to tie the annexe down after you have flipped it over the tent (bl@#dy wind blew it straight back)
4/ Don't use 300mm pegs when you only need 150mm (swmbo found them very  hard to get out ) :D
5/ Don't forget the axe
6/ Take your clothes to bed with you, keeps them warm for in the morning
7/ Take the portable dunny for swmbo (she sure as hell doesn't like squatting behind a tree at 2am when it's 0c)
There's probably more, but my red abused brain can only absorb a limited amount of information to allow for more red  :laugh:
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Re: Things I learnt on my 1st w/e with Viagra
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2012, 05:39:42 AM »
 :cup:  hahahahahaha
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Re: Things I learnt on my 1st w/e with Viagra
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2012, 07:57:26 AM »
Gold!!
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Re: Things I learnt on my 1st w/e with Viagra
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2012, 08:01:42 AM »
Quote from: xcvator on September 03, 2012, 10:41:56 PM
Thought that would get you all looking  >:D Viagra is the name of my camper, why, coz it's the only thing I can erect any more  :cup:

And a fine looking erection it was too! :cup:
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Re: Things I learnt on my 1st w/e with Viagra
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2012, 08:22:22 AM »
Take some cement milk shake & harden up  >:D
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Re: Things I learnt on my 1st w/e with Viagra
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2012, 08:43:49 AM »
Sounds like you had a good weekend (don't no about swmbo though)  :cup:
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Re: Things I learnt on my 1st w/e with Viagra
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2012, 11:30:42 AM »
Quote from: Crisp Image on September 04, 2012, 08:01:42 AM
And a fine looking erection it was too! :cup:
You owe me a new brain, CI. I'm never going to be able to get that mental image out of this one. CI, standing in a paddock, pointing over at xcavator saying "Check THAT out!!!".

xcavator - Since I'm in a voting mood today, I vote your camper's name as the best on the forum.  :cup:

Cheers!
Matto :)

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Re: Things I learnt on my 1st w/e with Viagra
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2012, 12:10:52 PM »
Quote from: Matto on September 04, 2012, 11:30:42 AM
You owe me a new brain, CI. I'm never going to be able to get that mental image out of this one. CI, standing in a paddock, pointing over at xcavator saying "Check THAT out!!!".

Matto, at lease it was a big one so I could see it from across the paddock!!
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