Lets see, there must be some events that Swaggers can nominate which would suit, such as:-
elbow bending with amber fluid, (weight lifing-power lifiting)
driving pegs into ground with rock, (training exercise)
digging out of bogs, (training exercise)
squeezing big frame into camp chair, (power lifting to get out of chair)
fastest wheel change, (speed and agility training)
high jump to roof for camping equipment, (track and field training)
Obviously there are quite a few others which swaggers can participate in to train for Olympics
Forget the elbow bending, I think Speewa would win hands down.
Tjupurula