Ok ..... this might be a hard one.
We need a new camping table - needs to be square, would prefer the "blow moulded" plastic type, be able to sit on all four sides (ie no bars in the way to stop you from sitting at the table),have the legs fold up nice and compact and the kicker - be less than 810mm across.
This should challenge even the most savy swaggers. Might even be a mystery prize for the winner.
Welchy