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Started by Jeepers Creepers, August 30, 2012, 07:00:00 PM

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Jeepers Creepers

I was visiting a mate the other night when his  24 year old son walked in.

After saying g'day etc, I asked him if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, ya old fart,' my mate's son said smiling.

'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad.'

I can tell you, those iPads are pretty good, that bloody fly never knew what hit it.
I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

You should never walk out of the public toilets sniffing your fingers.

bobnrob

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Ynot

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?  (Homer J Simpson).

MDS69

Dude I love your jokes, they always bring a smile to my face or I will chuckle out loud but you do know that we have a joke thread don't you. I was just thinking out loud, as we will have all these minor threads choking up the place especially when we have issues at the moment.

Ynot

Quote from: MDS69 on August 31, 2012, 03:18:28 PM
Dude I love your jokes, they always bring a smile to my face or I will chuckle out loud but you do know that we have a joke thread don't you. I was just thinking out loud, as we will have all these minor threads choking up the place especially when we have issues at the moment.

Yes, but I don't usually look in the joke section so the sneaky jokes like this one con me in to reading them so I get a good laugh!
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?  (Homer J Simpson).

sooty

Quote from: MDS69 on August 31, 2012, 03:18:28 PM
Dude I love your jokes, they always bring a smile to my face or I will chuckle out loud but you do know that we have a joke thread don't you. I was just thinking out loud, as we will have all these minor threads choking up the place especially when we have issues at the moment.

FFS ???
I started out with nothing and still have most of it