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Offline berlitza

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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2013, 03:21:02 PM »
Quote from: Desert lover on November 11, 2013, 03:02:10 PM
I'm laughing here  but ... you sexist B****ds!  Many of the female species can drive, park a car and reverse a trailer....some even better than the male variety!  My dad had some wise words of wisdom for his girls...."if you are going to have these toys (boats/ cars/trailers/etc etc) then you need to know how to sail them, drive, park and reverse them AND maintain them".... So he then set about teaching us how.  Now, I can drive (a number of years spent as a police pursuit instructor), reverse our 7 x 5, our two ton 25 ft trailer sailer on its trailer, and even our camper trailer straight into the garage.....and even change wheel bearings.  So my dear men get off your soap boxes and now and again please applaud (nicely) when your wife manages to land a great park!   

dam impressive, are ya single  8)  :-*
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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2013, 03:38:01 PM »
Quote from: berlitza on November 11, 2013, 03:21:02 PM
dam impressive, are ya single  8)  :-*

x2   ;D ;D
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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2013, 03:53:19 PM »
The other thing that is difficult with women, is that once they get past the first 4 or 5 words, no matter how hard i try, it just becomes blah blah blah.
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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2013, 05:57:16 PM »
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I listen to JJJ, yep, and I'm 46, 30 plus years of the J's for me
I hate all adds.

Same here (but not quite as long, I'm only a young 41 ;D)

Don't always like the music (and I dread doing a night shift on a Tuesday or Wednesday night, bloody heavy metal rubbish >:D), but at least there are no adds :cup:

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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2013, 09:20:28 AM »
Sorry Robbo and Berlitza Spoken for.... and just for you Jeepers Creepers.... Blah Blah Blah!   
Cheers,
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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2013, 10:30:03 AM »
Quote from: Desert lover on November 12, 2013, 09:20:28 AM
Sorry Robbo and Berlitza Spoken for.... and just for you Jeepers Creepers.... Blah Blah Blah!   
Cheers,

Aww Geee!! You sound like a good catch. Never mind.. ;D
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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #31 on: November 12, 2013, 12:33:28 PM »
Quote from: Robbo on November 12, 2013, 10:30:03 AM
Aww Geee!! You sound like a good catch. Never mind.. ;D

Mehhhhhh,,,,,, his ct is probably bigger than mine anyway   ;D
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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2013, 12:45:02 PM »
Quote from: berlitza on November 12, 2013, 12:33:28 PM
Mehhhhhh,,,,,, his ct is probably bigger than mine anyway   ;D

Yep, mine too. Don't you just hate it when that happens to be the case.  ;D ;D
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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2013, 09:49:05 AM »
Quote from: Desert lover on November 11, 2013, 03:02:10 PM
I'm laughing here  but ... you sexist B****ds!  Many of the female species can drive, park a car and reverse a trailer....some even better than the male variety!  My dad had some wise words of wisdom for his girls...."if you are going to have these toys (boats/ cars/trailers/etc etc) then you need to know how to sail them, drive, park and reverse them AND maintain them".... So he then set about teaching us how.  Now, I can drive (a number of years spent as a police pursuit instructor), reverse our 7 x 5, our two ton 25 ft trailer sailer on its trailer, and even our camper trailer straight into the garage.....and even change wheel bearings.  So my dear men get off your soap boxes and now and again please applaud (nicely) when your wife manages to land a great park!   

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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #34 on: November 20, 2013, 07:30:57 AM »

We were in Brisbane for the weekend and hired a car. It had that park assist feature, thought I would give it a go, and it produced this ripper of a reverse park and did it very quickly. I was going to suggest that there was no way it could have been programmed by a female, but after reading the quote below from desert lover I'm not game to suggest that now!


Quote from: Desert lover on November 11, 2013, 03:02:10 PM
I'm laughing here  but ... you sexist B****ds!  Many of the female species can drive, park a car and reverse a trailer....some even better than the male variety!  My dad had some wise words of wisdom for his girls...."if you are going to have these toys (boats/ cars/trailers/etc etc) then you need to know how to sail them, drive, park and reverse them AND maintain them".... So he then set about teaching us how.  Now, I can drive (a number of years spent as a police pursuit instructor), reverse our 7 x 5, our two ton 25 ft trailer sailer on its trailer, and even our camper trailer straight into the garage.....and even change wheel bearings.  So my dear men get off your soap boxes and now and again please applaud (nicely) when your wife manages to land a great park!   
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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2014, 08:21:35 AM »

Quote from: GU_Thomo on November 10, 2013, 10:52:35 AM
Muzza, it is that you finally realize that commercial TV, these days, has nothing but ignorant "reality" shows and ads.
As we get older we become a lot less tolerant of that sort of crap, we become known as "grumpy old men/women".
When this happens and you move to ad free TV you will realise that the ABC is not bad at all.

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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2014, 11:07:40 AM »
Quote from: siringo on November 11, 2013, 01:11:35 PM
Yep, that's why it's the most popular sport in the world.


Sorry siringo, someone had to do it  ;D

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Re: I'm Really Worried About My Wife.
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2014, 01:11:37 PM »
Funny how a lot of the mine sites hire women to drive their big and expensive machines, because the look after it better. My manager was trying to convince the powers that be we need to hire women truck drivers at work because they look after the gear better and can usually follow driving instruction (reading torque curves and driving to maximise power and fuel economy) rather than just giving it more berries! But our HR manager (also a woman) pointed out that we couldn't discriminate on the basis of gender, so we hired the first 3 nuffies that walked in the door and wondered why our gear is trashed....

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