I walked into a pub once to catch up with a couple of mates and spotted a couple of gorgeous ladies, said to mates "might have a crack here"
Mates laughed and said "waste of time, they are lesbians"
You know I'm a fairly confident 6' tall bloke, bit rough round the edges but keen as, not to mention a good communicator. I am not a defeatist so went over to have a chat.
Girls greeted me with a laugh, accepted the drinks I bought but turned down all my best approaches and FINALLY admitted to being partners and not interested in men. Well, I was curious so I asked what made them lesbians, one lass explained she was fascinated by a ladies chest and all that goes with it - you know wet t-shirt style and so on, the other lass explained she just goes weak at the knees when looking at a pair of well filled out jeans either front or back view. I couldn't argue with them but I was a little disturbed.
Well, I bought them a last drink and went back to my mates in tears, my mates had the gall to laugh at me which I thought was pretty rough so I had to "come out" right then and there - I think I am a lesbian
