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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #175 on: February 01, 2019, 09:11:18 AM »
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:'(   Thanks for sharing.

Brian Prothero was certainly a local legend and a really top bloke. Gave a lot of assistance to travellers and locals alike.

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Agree Mace.. never heard a bad word.

Still trying to figure out why someone would cut it down...
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #176 on: February 01, 2019, 09:11:52 AM »
Only 3 more days of freedom left now before I start my colonoscopy clean out.
Monday morning, i start ingesting some horrible fluids that will go through me like a Polaris missile.

I get to Shit myself to death for 2 days, before a box brownie gets rammed up my blurter for a photography session.

I'll be too scared to go very far from the crapper..... 2 days of Shittin and a sore arse... wow, can't wait. :-[

The local specialist here now offers and prefers, the full rectal flush.  Go in the afternoon before get flushed out then next morning off for the photo shoot.  No drinking prep. 
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #177 on: February 01, 2019, 09:14:58 AM »
Only 3 more days of freedom left now before I start my colonoscopy clean out.
Monday morning, i start ingesting some horrible fluids that will go through me like a Polaris missile.

I get to Shit myself to death for 2 days, before a box brownie gets rammed up my blurter for a photography session.

I'll be too scared to go very far from the crapper..... 2 days of Shittin and a sore arse... wow, can't wait. :-[

Mine was nothing like all the stories I'd heard like this.
Don't eat much for day or so before, drink heaps of water....
Then the drink was a lemon powder stuff mixed in water, and there wasn't any near misses or destroyed bonds at all.

Wasn't happy when I went back few weeks later for results and he handed me some photos of up me ginger... certainly not my good side. :(
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #178 on: February 02, 2019, 05:01:27 PM »


Wasn't happy when I went back few weeks later for results and he handed me some photos of up me ginger... certainly not my good side. :(
This is worthless without pictures,
Roflmao :cheer:




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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #179 on: February 02, 2019, 05:06:45 PM »
This is worthless without pictures,
Roflmao :cheer:




they were Shithouse photos :P
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #180 on: February 02, 2019, 05:08:58 PM »
they were Shithouse photos
Ahahahaha :cheers:

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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #181 on: February 02, 2019, 08:58:11 PM »
If I get my hands on the farker who had a go at breaking into my canopy last night... Two farked locks from screwdriver and hammer by the looks of it... Only next to the fridge...

Hate to think how far carryboy are going to bend me over for lock barrels

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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #182 on: February 03, 2019, 08:53:27 AM »
If I get my hands on the farker who had a go at breaking into my canopy last night... Two farked locks from screwdriver and hammer by the looks of it... Only next to the fridge...

Hate to think how far carryboy are going to bend me over for lock barrels

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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #183 on: February 04, 2019, 11:02:27 AM »
I don't get the Shits too often, but some F***stick dumped 3 cattle dog pups out front early this morning.

We ended with one at the back door crying while two ended up over the road.

The lady over the road reckons she knows who dumped them too.... as he's moving this week.

So, I figured, RSPCA would be a better bet for the pups (about 8 weeks old) rather than the dog pound.
Lady over the road decides to keep one, so I bundled 'em into some carry cages and got onto google.

Nearest RSPCA is Toowoomba and they open at 9am.
I rock up at 9:20 and the sign says they open at 10am.

Managed to con a volunteer to let me in and i'm told by the boss, I have to take the dogs back to the Lockyer Valley to the pound.
By now, both have taken a dump in the cages on the towels and then proceeded to roll around in it. (Dumb Pups)

ME.... "Well, that's not gunna happen i'm sorry"
HER.. *Well, you'll just have to"

ME.... "Look, I've just driven for nearly an hour to give these little guys their best chance at life"
         "You want 'em in the pound, you take 'em.
HER...."Well, we can't that i'm sorry"

ME....."OK, here's the drill, i'm gunna open both cages and let the dogs out and go home."
         "If they're going to the Lockyer Valley, it isn't with me.... do we understand each other clearly."

They removed the pups, washed them and the cages and I came home and hopefully the little pups will end up in a nice place.

How friggin hard does it have to be to help two 8 week old pups.


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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #184 on: February 04, 2019, 01:44:10 PM »
Sitting in an office in Regents Shithole Park with no air conditioner.. its about 50 in here...
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #185 on: February 04, 2019, 02:13:25 PM »
Brisbane?
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #186 on: February 04, 2019, 02:19:04 PM »
I don't get the Shits too often, but some F***stick dumped 3 cattle dog pups out front early this morning.

We ended with one at the back door crying while two ended up over the road.

The lady over the road reckons she knows who dumped them too.... as he's moving this week.

So, I figured, RSPCA would be a better bet for the pups (about 8 weeks old) rather than the dog pound.
Lady over the road decides to keep one, so I bundled 'em into some carry cages and got onto google.

Nearest RSPCA is Toowoomba and they open at 9am.
I rock up at 9:20 and the sign says they open at 10am.

Managed to con a volunteer to let me in and i'm told by the boss, I have to take the dogs back to the Lockyer Valley to the pound.
By now, both have taken a dump in the cages on the towels and then proceeded to roll around in it. (Dumb Pups)

ME.... "Well, that's not gunna happen i'm sorry"
HER.. *Well, you'll just have to"

ME.... "Look, I've just driven for nearly an hour to give these little guys their best chance at life"
         "You want 'em in the pound, you take 'em.
HER...."Well, we can't that i'm sorry"

ME....."OK, here's the drill, i'm gunna open both cages and let the dogs out and go home."
         "If they're going to the Lockyer Valley, it isn't with me.... do we understand each other clearly."

They removed the pups, washed them and the cages and I came home and hopefully the little pups will end up in a nice place.

How friggin hard does it have to be to help two 8 week old pups.

That's the caring RSPCA for you. I will not deal with them, they treated my wife very poorly once and made her feel like a criminal when we surrendered a dog 30 years ago due to a work move.
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #187 on: February 04, 2019, 02:54:41 PM »
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Brisbane?

na Shitney... very exposed to not one store in the area without upside down AIRMAX on every shop front..
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #188 on: February 04, 2019, 03:24:07 PM »
na Shitney... very exposed to not one store in the area without upside down AIRMAX on every shop front..

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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #189 on: February 04, 2019, 07:35:23 PM »
how do people survive with FTA Tv
stuck in an absolute Shit hole motel in shtiney

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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #190 on: February 04, 2019, 07:44:05 PM »
how do people survive with FTA Tv
stuck in an absolute Shit hole motel in shtiney

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No pub or club nearby??
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #191 on: February 04, 2019, 07:44:47 PM »
No pub or club nearby??
nope, not in crawling distance :'(
there is hooters down the road, but I can buy a whole cow cheaper than their garlic bread :(
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #192 on: February 04, 2019, 07:49:17 PM »
nope, not in crawling distance :'(
there is hooters down the road, but I can buy a whole cow cheaper than their garlic bread :(

Rose Hill or Campbelltown?

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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #193 on: February 04, 2019, 07:54:49 PM »
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Rose Hill or Campbelltown?
Parramatta.
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #194 on: February 04, 2019, 08:08:45 PM »
Parramatta.

My old office was at Parramatta, use to love going there once a fortnight, loved it even better when I would leave about 2 hrs later.
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #195 on: February 04, 2019, 08:14:17 PM »
how do people survive with FTA Tv
We save all our hard earned money that doesn’t go to that prick Murdoch and do lots of cool things with our family..... :P

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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #196 on: February 04, 2019, 08:17:29 PM »
My old office was at Parramatta, use to love going there once a fortnight, loved it even better when I would leave about 2 hrs later.
The Sydney centre of multi cultural Australia.
it was this or Bankstown or Bass Hill, and several years ago bloke from work stayed at the Bass hill one and came out in morning to find a bullet hole in his car.


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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #197 on: February 05, 2019, 03:49:05 PM »
These pre colonoscopy lean outs are just disgusting. >:(

If I wasn't so far into it now, i'd ring the hospital and tell 'em to cancel  it.
Be thet first and last time I ever do one of these while i'm standing above ground.

Not too much grosses me out, but Christ, ya get little or no warning.
If it wasn't for the tiny quiver ya butt gets, fukk me.

Opps, got another quiv
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #198 on: February 05, 2019, 04:03:43 PM »
Back again.  ??? sort of.
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Re: "Daily Rant" thread 2019
« Reply #199 on: February 05, 2019, 04:29:30 PM »
These pre colonoscopy lean outs are just disgusting. >:(

If I wasn't so far into it now, i'd ring the hospital and tell 'em to cancel  it.
Be thet first and last time I ever do one of these while i'm standing above ground.

Not too much grosses me out, but Christ, ya get little or no warning.
If it wasn't for the tiny quiver ya butt gets, fukk me.

Opps, got another quiv

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