Post by: Jeepers Creepers on June 04, 2019, 08:49:42 AM
Friggin blowing its arse off outside and the wind chill factor here is bumping 10 degrees off our Queensland sunshine.
Its bad enough we have to deal with ya Shitty 80klm limited caravans on our roads, ya bloody white bodies on our golden beaches, without sending ya Shitty weather as well.
Post by: Bad Scott on June 04, 2019, 09:35:30 AM
Geez, don't go sending ya crappy windy, Shitty weather up this way.With love
Friggin blowing its arse off outside and the wind chill factor here is bumping 10 degrees off our Queensland sunshine.
Its bad enough we have to deal with ya Shitty 80klm limited caravans on our roads, ya bloody white bodies on our golden beaches, without sending ya Shitty weather as well.
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Post by: Pottsy on June 04, 2019, 10:23:16 AM
Enjoy.
Post by: Champin on June 04, 2019, 11:52:28 AM
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Post by: Jeepers Creepers on June 04, 2019, 12:03:06 PM
Too cold to work on cars today, as I can't get my fingers working too good, so that rules out sex too, and the wife's home today.
Bloody Victorians
Post by: Bird on June 04, 2019, 12:20:18 PM
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on June 04, 2019, 12:42:41 PM
Friggin clouds cover is moving in now....
I was going to shoot up the road today and get a steel outside weather shield off an old car for the Mighty Austin.
If I unbolt the friggin thing, it'll be in friggin Tahiti with this wind.
Friggin hell, how do you nimrods in Victoria put up with this.
This will be the first time since records have been kept, that winter has occurred so early in June.... and on a Tuesday. :o ::)
Post by: Bad Scott on June 04, 2019, 01:00:33 PM
I'll give you stay calm.We send it north with lots of love
Friggin clouds cover is moving in now....
I was going to shoot up the road today and get a steel outside weather shield off an old car for the Mighty Austin.
If I unbolt the friggin thing, it'll be in friggin Tahiti with this wind.
Friggin hell, how do you nimrods in Victoria put up with this.
This will be the first time since records have been kept, that winter has occurred so early in June.... and on a Tuesday. :o ::)
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Post by: bmwfreak on June 04, 2019, 01:04:52 PM
Post by: Bird on June 04, 2019, 01:06:30 PM
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on June 04, 2019, 01:16:23 PM
Just to be sure, I've just fitted snow chains to the Caddy.
Post by: Pete79 on June 04, 2019, 01:36:58 PM
Now I’m not game to go out in public incase people might think I’m another one of those Victorians that are invading our great state at the moment....
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Post by: moeite on June 04, 2019, 03:05:14 PM
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Friggin hell, how do you nimrods in Victoria put up with this.
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Well it keeps the Queenslanders away. :D
Post by: Bad Scott on June 04, 2019, 04:37:44 PM
Well it keeps the Queenslanders away. :DWhat Sunny one day, freezing the next
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Post by: briann532 on June 04, 2019, 04:40:47 PM
NSW that is!!!!! ;D
(Unless you count Canberra, but I figured we were only talking about humans!!!)
Post by: xcvator on June 04, 2019, 06:44:25 PM
Geez, don't go sending ya crappy windy, Shitty weather up this way.
Friggin blowing its arse off outside and the wind chill factor here is bumping 10 degrees off our Queensland sunshine.
Its bad enough we have to deal with ya Shitty 80klm limited caravans on our roads, ya bloody white bodies on our golden beaches, without sending ya Shitty weather as well.
What's your address Jeepers, I'll organize a couple of bags of cement and viagra for you, your missus told me you need to harden up, in more ways than 1 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Post by: #jonesy on June 04, 2019, 07:27:51 PM
We're tough
Friggin hell, how do you nimrods in Victoria put up with this.
Post by: Brisbane Puff on June 04, 2019, 07:48:39 PM
Your past comments do catch up to you.. ;D ;D
"In Queensland, to prep the shed for winter, we just buy a new flannelette shirt. ???
Unless we leave the doors shut, then its just a T-shirt... but you know, if we have all the doors open etc, a flanny is good until around 8:30.
Too hot after that. ;D"
Post by: BC66 on June 04, 2019, 10:10:39 PM
Let’s hope tomorrow the weather is back to normal. Poor buggers in Stanthorpe
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Post by: Jeepers Creepers on June 05, 2019, 05:46:33 AM
Puff, Never skiting about being tough, just pointing out, we have nice weather...until yesterday.
Today we're back into the 20's again..... :D
Should just build a giant wall, to keep out the rabbits and the Victorians.... same thing I suppose.
Post by: Pete79 on June 05, 2019, 06:57:16 AM
If we charge them for their caravans by the foot we should see our northern highways flowing at speed all winter.
I recon if we get the tolls for car and caravan to match the ferry costs to Tassie we should be sweet..... :P
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on June 05, 2019, 07:04:28 AM
Don’t need a wall, just put up those toll gates at the border crossings.
If we charge them for their caravans by the foot we should see our northern highways flowing at speed all winter.
I recon if we get the tolls for car and caravan to match the ferry costs to Tassie we should be sweet..... :P
The old fruit checking points at tweed heads could be converted to good, instead of evil.
I'm sure the area isn't being used for anything.
Geez S H Christ, imagine the noise when the 1st Victorian gets pinged for his "Annoying Queenslanders and Disturbing Their Lifestyle Tax"
You'd hear it over all their CPAP Machines combined..... ha ha ha ha.
Post by: Brisbane Puff on June 05, 2019, 11:53:31 AM
Then make a passport a requirement for entry...?????
Post by: Pottsy on June 05, 2019, 12:17:18 PM
If that's the case why don't we put up a border wall and checkpoints.
Then make a passport a requirement for entry...?????
Ring Pauline, once you get past the please explain, she'd be all for it, you could Clive to pay for it and Bob to Police it. ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Brisbane Puff on June 05, 2019, 12:59:37 PM
With all those heavy weights behind it, it may work...
No more Mexicans... :cup: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Post by: BC66 on June 05, 2019, 01:33:49 PM
Gee Pottsy.. You have been giving that a real lot of thought...Wouldn’t that be nice !
With all those heavy weights behind it, it may work...
No more Mexicans... :cup: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Kangaron on June 05, 2019, 02:50:37 PM
Wouldn’t that be nice !
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Would be great for the local economy, every business from Cairns to the tip would be boarded up, Caravan parks, take aways, servo's, Leagues Clubs all gone.
Post by: tryagain on June 05, 2019, 03:04:40 PM
The old fruit checking points at tweed heads could be converted to good, instead of evil.
I'm sure the area isn't being used for anything.
Geez S H Christ, imagine the noise when the 1st Victorian gets pinged for his "Annoying Queenslanders and Disturbing Their Lifestyle Tax"
You'd hear it over all their CPAP Machines combined..... ha ha ha ha.
I think this would be the result https://www.facebook.com/TessMauneNewsOn6/videos/2248097201971579/ (https://www.facebook.com/TessMauneNewsOn6/videos/2248097201971579/)
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on June 05, 2019, 03:07:40 PM
Would be great for the local economy, every business from Cairns to the tip would be boarded up, Caravan parks, take aways, servo's, Leagues Clubs all gone.
I rang and had a chat to 'em all..... they said it would be worth it.... go figure. ;D
Post by: Pottsy on June 05, 2019, 03:10:36 PM
I rang and had a chat to 'em all..... they said it would be worth it.... go figure. ;D
Of course it will be alright, with the influx of fifo Indian miners your economy will boom! ;D ;D
Post by: Paddler Ed on June 05, 2019, 03:45:48 PM
Of course it will be alright, with the influx of fifo Indian miners your economy will boom! ;D ;D
Or, if they get rid of the pesky tourists, then no one will object to the Great Barrier Reef getting screwed up by mining, the gaping holes left behind after mining and the climate uncertainty that may make FNQ uninhabitable if it suffers temperature rises and increased cyclonic events.
Post by: Pottsy on June 05, 2019, 03:59:57 PM
Or, if they get rid of the pesky tourists, then no one will object to the Great Barrier Reef getting screwed up by mining, the gaping holes left behind after mining and the climate uncertainty that may make FNQ uninhabitable if it suffers temperature rises and increased cyclonic events.
My god, if global warming hits will the bananas straighten?
Post by: jclures on June 05, 2019, 04:04:20 PM
There must have been a hundred or so free camping at rocky creek today, the go for a day and then come back for another three nights.
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on June 05, 2019, 04:15:28 PM
Post by: jclures on June 05, 2019, 04:48:28 PM
Post by: Bad Scott on June 05, 2019, 07:36:35 PM
Do you think it could work, >:D I presume we don't tell Hairs about this plan though. :cheers:He has nice lush green grass. Great for digging holes for you know what.
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Post by: Jeepers Creepers on June 06, 2019, 04:23:26 AM
Do you think it could work, >:D I presume we don't tell Hairs about this plan though. :cheers:
He's not too bright ol Hairs, by the time he works it out, there'll be thousands of the friggin Nimrods on his front lawn. :cup:
Post by: xcvator on June 07, 2019, 07:54:37 PM
Post by: Bad Scott on June 07, 2019, 07:57:10 PM
Look out you banana benders, I,m on my way in my wobbly box, but I'm not telling you where I'm crossing your precious border, or when >:DLOL. Stealth mode
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Post by: Bird on June 10, 2019, 01:28:34 AM
Look out you banana benders, I,m on my way in my wobbly box, but I'm not telling you where I'm crossing your precious border, or when >:Dat your 200-300klms a day, most will be too old to remember you by the time you get there. ;D ;D ;D
Post by: Brisbane Puff on June 10, 2019, 01:37:15 AM
Look out you banana benders, I,m on my way in my wobbly box, but I'm not telling you where I'm crossing your precious border, or when >:D
Well, then we will just let the border guards at Thargominda know that your giving away free smokes and booze.
That you southern folks taste just like chicken and that you probably killed Elvis.. That should do it.... >:D >:D