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Title: Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 02, 2018, 08:51:26 PM
he Tennis has started ,,,, & lm told it will go on for 4 weeks .





                               Spare Me  >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
All l have left is  :cheers:  :cup:
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: SEADOO on January 02, 2018, 09:07:04 PM
It's on the channel 7 channels too.

I usually watch 7 mate, but not for another 4 weeks by the looks of it.
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Rumpig on January 02, 2018, 10:51:11 PM
It's on the channel 7 channels too.

I usually watch 7 mate, but not for another 4 weeks by the looks of it.
yep same  :'(
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Coolblue80 on January 03, 2018, 02:17:34 AM
Mine will sit up all night watching it and piss and moan the next day that she is tired. She won't turn it off and go to bed though. And she's not even watching the good players, B graders at best.
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 03, 2018, 09:06:08 AM
he Tennis has started ,,,, & lm told it will go on for 4 weeks .

                               Spare Me  >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

Fuggin tennis....

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Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: GeoffA on January 03, 2018, 09:52:15 AM
Ya can't even watch the grass grow any more....
Title: T e n n i s
Post by: speewa158 on January 04, 2018, 07:37:50 PM
Well that's about as  I  much as l want to know about & it on for the rest of the month on TV  . Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


spare me  :cheers:
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: Pottsy on January 04, 2018, 08:15:14 PM
I'd rather watch paint dry than be subjected to tennis! :cheers:
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: speewa158 on January 05, 2018, 05:50:07 AM
What color paint  ???                   at least we can have  :cheers:
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: GeoffA on January 05, 2018, 05:53:41 AM
....why 2 tennis threads ??? ???
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: Pottsy on January 05, 2018, 08:26:02 AM
What color paint  ???                   at least we can have  :cheers:
Something soothing, ocean blue or pale Amber.  :cheers:
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: Pottsy on January 05, 2018, 08:30:43 AM
....why 2 tennis threads ??? ???
Probably because tennis is so unpopular :D :D :D
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: corndog on January 05, 2018, 08:56:00 AM
I don't watch the tennis but I'd rather be blind than watch cricket.
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: Pottsy on January 05, 2018, 09:04:34 AM
I don't watch the tennis but I'd rather be blind than watch cricket.
Sacrilege!  :D :D
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: edz on January 06, 2018, 01:12:24 AM
Now if they bought  in LINGERIE  cricket or tennis .. I reckon I might watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxK-AguBHAQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxK-AguBHAQ) 
And to be fair yes they should have  lingerie sports for the ladies too .. I dont reckon I'd be watching that channel though .    :angel:
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: Pottsy on January 06, 2018, 04:17:22 PM
Now if they bought  in LINGERIE  cricket or tennis .. I reckon I might watch it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxK-AguBHAQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxK-AguBHAQ) 
And to be fair yes they should have  lingerie sports for the ladies too .. I dont reckon I'd be watching that channel though .    :angel:
i hope you're talking the players, because the mental image of you in lingerie is disturbing! ;D  ;D ;D
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: speewa158 on January 06, 2018, 06:33:12 PM
Bit over dressed       ::)                      :cheers:
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: speewa158 on January 06, 2018, 10:24:52 PM
Just been told to enjoy the 7 tennis AP  & all that goes with it .PH PH PH PH  >:D
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: corndog on January 07, 2018, 11:47:20 AM
"Now if they bought  in LINGERIE  cricket or tennis "
You can't say things like that any more. You'll get yourself into trouble. I'm sure someone will take offence to a comment like that.
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: speewa158 on January 15, 2018, 06:38:39 AM
Too True but still worth a thought though . :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
OK that's enough of this thinking stuff as it slowing me down to much    :cheers:
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: tennismark on January 15, 2018, 07:21:40 AM
Sorry to hear so many don’t like this game. I’m vested in it at the moment as I’m coaching a young girl who just busted her xxx”s through 3 qualifying rounds to make it to the main draw. If you take away the crap you hear from some of the big guns and see what the lower ranked players have to go through and little cash the actually make, they are playing for the love of the game. Can’t but respect someone for that....

If you do pass a glimpse on the tennis, check out Zh Lin, china..........she probably won’t go too deep in the event, but making main draw is massive..
 Keeping on swagging
Title: Re: T e n n i s
Post by: GGV8Cruza on January 15, 2018, 07:22:16 AM
....why 2 tennis threads ??? ???

Now merged

GG
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Black Diamond on January 15, 2018, 09:17:58 PM
I’m not sexist at all women of all types love me but Women’s tennis  ???
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: vern on January 19, 2018, 07:31:08 AM
I’m not sexist at all women of all types love me but Women’s tennis  ???
So tennis should only be a mans sport? Hmmmm, sounds a bit sexist to me

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Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Black Diamond on January 19, 2018, 09:55:33 AM
So tennis should only be a mans sport? Hmmmm, sounds a bit sexist to me

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:P :P :P
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: GBC on January 19, 2018, 12:51:10 PM
Sorry to hear so many don’t like this game. I’m vested in it at the moment as I’m coaching a young girl who just busted her xxx”s through 3 qualifying rounds to make it to the main draw. If you take away the crap you hear from some of the big guns and see what the lower ranked players have to go through and little cash the actually make, they are playing for the love of the game. Can’t but respect someone for that....

If you do pass a glimpse on the tennis, check out Zh Lin, china..........she probably won’t go too deep in the event, but making main draw is massive..
 Keeping on swagging
My pair play fixtures and for their school. At the Brisbane classic last Sunday after the men's final my youngest guessed his serve speed then went and did it in the speed trap, won a hat and of course Nick Kyrgios happened too walk by and sign it. Happy kid.
Heres hoping Nick turns into the role model we all know he can be. Small steps, he's only a kid himself.
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Ben.Archer on January 19, 2018, 02:07:03 PM
Stupidly bought the wife tickets to the tennis for Christmas, thinking she would love to take a friend....

She looks at me with big eyes and says "but why would I want to take anyone else?"

No I have to go to bloody Melbourne for the weekend to watch two people hitting balls at each other, possibly till 2 AM apparently, whilst the weather in Sydney is stunning and I could be out on the boat.

Grrrrr, the things we do....
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Gandalf the White on January 19, 2018, 02:12:20 PM
I’m not sexist at all women of all types love me but Women’s tennis  ???
I’m only new here but didn’t I read somewhere you also like One Direction🤔
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Black Diamond on January 19, 2018, 02:19:41 PM
I’m only new here but didn’t I read somewhere you also like One Direction🤔
Hahahahahaaha  :police:
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 19, 2018, 02:33:17 PM
Stupidly bought the wife tickets to the tennis for Christmas, thinking she would love to take a friend....

She looks at me with big eyes and says "but why would I want to take anyone else?"

No I have to go to bloody Melbourne for the weekend to watch two people hitting balls at each other, possibly till 2 AM apparently, whilst the weather in Sydney is stunning and I could be out on the boat.

Grrrrr, the things we do....
You could get sick.. it isn't hard ;)
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: terravista on January 24, 2018, 09:10:25 AM
So what is it with this Nadal?
He gropes three balls for a while, drops one and flicks it back to the ball persons and sticks the second in his pocket.
Scratches his ass, rubs some butt juice under and around his nose and behind the ears like it's some type of rancid pheromone to attract a playmate, then bounces the preferred ball a few times, pulls a rat face and serves.
This is not random, it's every time he serves which can be over a hundred times a set.
I noticed that Djokovic does a similar butt juice treatment, but forgets the rat face.
Is this pheromone usage something the Australian Institute of Sports is failing to teach our players and ultimately the reason we don't have anyone ranked really high?
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: corndog on January 24, 2018, 09:21:02 AM
Think it's a form of marking territory.  God help us when the start cocking their legs on the net.   :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 24, 2018, 09:22:35 AM
So what is it with this Nadal?
He gropes three balls for a while, drops one and flicks it back to the ball persons and sticks the second in his pocket.
Scratches his ass, rubs some butt juice under and around his nose and behind the ears like it's some type of rancid pheromone to attract a playmate, then bounces the preferred ball a few times, pulls a rat face and serves.
This is not random, it's every time he serves which can be over a hundred times a set.
I noticed that Djokovic does a similar butt juice treatment, but forgets the rat face.
Is this pheromone usage something the Australian Institute of Sports is failing to teach our players and ultimately the reason we don't have anyone ranked really high?
never noticed... never stayed awake long enough to see it..
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: GBC on January 24, 2018, 09:59:08 AM
So what is it with this Nadal?
He gropes three balls for a while, drops one and flicks it back to the ball persons and sticks the second in his pocket.
Scratches his ass, rubs some butt juice under and around his nose and behind the ears like it's some type of rancid pheromone to attract a playmate, then bounces the preferred ball a few times, pulls a rat face and serves.
This is not random, it's every time he serves which can be over a hundred times a set.
I noticed that Djokovic does a similar butt juice treatment, but forgets the rat face.
Is this pheromone usage something the Australian Institute of Sports is failing to teach our players and ultimately the reason we don't have anyone ranked really high?

It is pretty well accepted that Nadal is medically OCD / high functioning autism spectrum. Lots of brilliant people are.
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 24, 2018, 03:47:56 PM
l got a 42in screen to watch the tennis , its in the other room , can be turned up as loud as required , l wont protest any shots , & its in the other room . Move it on away from my Foxtel :cup: :cup:                    :cheers:
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: D4D on January 24, 2018, 05:36:40 PM
Hard day at the office today ;D

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Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 24, 2018, 05:39:02 PM
All l can see is a blue screen & fuzzy white lines , & that's all l want to see .
At 7.30 tomorrow they can tell me who won , lost , has been chucked out  :'( :'(  :cheers:
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Gandalf the White on January 24, 2018, 07:56:05 PM
Hard day at the office today ;D

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Southern Cross Austereo Box?
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 24, 2018, 09:02:24 PM
The only way you could get me there  is with ear muffs & dark sunglasses & Megga VB  Cans  ongoing     :cup:                  :cheers:                .
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on January 25, 2018, 03:00:06 PM
THe day i find the tennis good enough to watch, i'll go and neck myself.
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 25, 2018, 07:20:32 PM
THe day i find the tennis good enough to watch, i'll go and neck myself.
Go play in the snow in the U S of A    :cheers:
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Gandalf the White on January 26, 2018, 06:51:12 PM
Tonight’s match up between Federer and Chung could be the best game of the AO.
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 26, 2018, 06:55:56 PM
Quote from: Gandalf the White
Tonight’s match up between Federer and Chung could be the best game of the AO.

i thought it was over... finished.. kaput.. :( there was nothin on the news about it... or is that cause theres no aussies left ???
Title: Re: Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 28, 2018, 06:56:22 AM
Can l come out now    ???  Has it finished      ???        Might just have 1 more  :cheers:in  case its   ,  its    ( don't even think it  )                       :cheers: