Post by: krisandkev on May 22, 2016, 11:06:51 AM
Until she lit up a bloody cigarette! :o And the more she exercised the more she sucked long and hard on that cigarette. Well I could hardly contain myself from laughing out aloud. :D
But it did make us feel a lot better about ourselves. But really, what is she thinking..... ???
Kevin
PS, will someone turn off that rain at the cape......
Post by: UIZ733 on May 22, 2016, 11:16:26 AM
Went swimming early the other morning at Big Crystal Creek, north Qld and on a large rock beside the picturesque swimming hole was this young attractive girl. >:D She was standing doing her Tai chi. Made my wife and I feel very old and unfit as we swam about and occasionally looking up and seeing her exercising. :'(A durrie or something else? ;D
Until she lit up a bloody cigarette! :o And the more she exercised the more she sucked long and hard on that cigarette. Well I could hardly contain myself from laughing out aloud. :D
But it did make us feel a lot better about ourselves. But really, what is she thinking..... ???
Kevin
PS, will someone turn off that rain at the cape......
That swimming hole is magnificient. :cup:
Post by: Skinnee on May 22, 2016, 04:24:03 PM
Post by: TezzaMDC on May 22, 2016, 09:02:44 PM
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Post by: Hoyks on May 22, 2016, 09:17:08 PM
Was thinking along the same lines the other day when i saw a pair young birds in their gym gear roll into Maccas and smash down a tray of burgers and fries.What's wrong with that? The only reason I exercise so I can get away with having beers and eating crap.
Post by: Rumpig on May 22, 2016, 09:41:16 PM
Post by: DaveR on May 23, 2016, 05:38:33 AM
i so expected this thread to be about Oldmate with a title of oxymoron...maybe i should have looked up the meaning of the word beforehand ;D ;D
Na, I wouldn't bother, I like your interpretation of the meaning.
A similar thing to the original post, a ladies only gym at the local shops is upstairs, just 1 level. When the classes start, just before, I have seen a queue for the lift...... ???
Post by: Rocky and Bullwinkle on May 23, 2016, 05:59:55 AM
Post by: Fizzie on May 23, 2016, 07:30:35 AM
a ladies only gym at the local shops is upstairs, just 1 level. When the classes start, just before, I have seen a queue for the lift...... ???
Same, same - there's a big gym just round from us that's in the same building as the pub & Dan the Man's.
Big carpark with the first 2 rows signed as reserved for pub & Dan customers.
Almost always no spaces left though, because they're all taken up by fitness junkies going to the gym, but parking as close to the front door as they can ???
Post by: alnjan on May 23, 2016, 09:11:28 AM
Post by: Fizzie on May 23, 2016, 01:08:06 PM
Couldn't have put it better!
:cheers:
Post by: jw2170 on May 23, 2016, 04:56:07 PM
When he was putting on weight, he bought a rowing machine to use in his garage........ ;D
But, I do like the idea of exercising so that you can eat all the wrong stuff and drink beer.....Now, if I can get the weight down a bit more, I can go back to the cheese, bikkies and red wine.....LOL.
Post by: Terry W4 on May 23, 2016, 05:06:41 PM
Post by: oldmate on May 23, 2016, 06:40:02 PM
i so expected this thread to be about Oldmate with a title of oxymoron...maybe i should have looked up the meaning of the word beforehand ;D ;D
I'm just a regular moron
Post by: Kangaron on May 23, 2016, 07:19:54 PM
A mate nudge'd me and said " i guess Blight {Malcolm} is not playing today.
It was 25 minutes before the ball was bounced and there was Blighty juggling a 4&20 pie, a can of Coke and a
smoke.
He played a blinder, kicked a swag, easily BOG.
Post by: speewa158 on May 23, 2016, 07:51:18 PM
A Bloke gots to Do what a Blokes Gots to Do :cheers:
Post by: prodigyrf on May 24, 2016, 10:17:47 AM
http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=47027.msg800908#msg800908 (http://www.myswag.org/index.php?topic=47027.msg800908#msg800908)
Bloody essential with the price of the nanny state nowadays ;)
Post by: TheWall on May 24, 2016, 12:47:48 PM
(http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/924/TXabXW.jpg)
You could ride your bike and annoy all of the unfit people driving their cars!
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Post by: loanrangie on May 24, 2016, 01:07:32 PM
Can't swear by it but a mate of mine told me he saw John Landy (sub 4-minute miler from the 1950s) light up a fag after running in a 1500 metres race in the UK.
I'd believe it, it was common to see athlete's smoking prior to the 60's/ 70's.
Post by: Fizzie on May 24, 2016, 01:31:55 PM
Now, if I can get the weight down a bit more, I can go back to the cheese, bikkies and red wine.....LOL.
Got a solution for you there Jim.
My BiL was up in the NT 2 years ago on their way 'round & picked up a dose of Salmonella, alledgedly from having lunch at a very well-known establishment. >:D
In hospital on a drip for 2-3 days, then crook as a dog (in a caravan park :'() for another 2 weeks. Just on 2 years later & he still has to watch some of his diet - but cheese, bikkies, red wine & beer are fine! ;D
Bonus? Lost about 10kg & that bulge that most of us seem to carry around disappeared completely, so much so that he had to replace all his pants!
Maybe a bit extreme, but if it works ...
Post by: Fizzie on May 24, 2016, 01:37:06 PM
I'd believe it, it was common to see athlete's smoking prior to the 60's/ 70's.
Watching the movie "The King's Speech" the other day.
If you haven't seen it, it's set in ~1938, about the new King George VI, who stuttered badly & the efforts to stop his stutter so he could make his coronation speech.
Part of it, he's talking to a Dr, who's on about about the benefits of smoking & getting the smoke deep down into the lungs to open them up, ease the vocal cords & so on! :-[
Post by: prodigyrf on May 24, 2016, 05:34:05 PM
http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/its-official-australia-is-the-most-expensive-country-in-the-world-for-smokes-and-a-few-beers/ar-BBtodnG?ocid=spartandhp (http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/its-official-australia-is-the-most-expensive-country-in-the-world-for-smokes-and-a-few-beers/ar-BBtodnG?ocid=spartandhp)