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Title: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: speewa158 on April 19, 2016, 08:31:48 PM
l am Soooooooo sick of Cooking Shows . The Good , The Bad & The Compostable  ,.
lts just Bovine Extract TV . l have tried to get involved even to the extent of a quick comment on dinner . The carrot & pea ratio was a bit squed to the greens , the spuds are a bit under cooked , the chops were not pink enough .


l hope my thoughts have been forgotten by the time lm released from ICU      :'(       :cheers:
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: scrapsD40 on April 19, 2016, 08:50:49 PM
I'm sure mystree cooks well for you. Maybe just watch the food v fluid ratio(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160419/a8282ce329929398b8994d98843165b1.jpg)
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: speewa158 on April 19, 2016, 09:00:18 PM
I'm sure mystree cooks well for you. Maybe just watch the food v fluid ratio(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160419/a8282ce329929398b8994d98843165b1.jpg)

  YES but l get to eat her Good Food & not just watch it on the box                    :cheers:
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Rumpig on April 20, 2016, 06:40:52 AM
If all these reality tv shows were actually about their theme (ie: cooking, singing, renovating) instead of being 90% Days of Our Lives and 10% actual theme of the show, they'd be watchable. Sadly the clowns that make the shows are more interested in the bitchy beat up catty fights and sob stories of the people on the shows instead, thus making them all unwatchable for me.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: edz on April 20, 2016, 08:09:48 AM
l am Soooooooo sick of Cooking Shows . The Good , The Bad & The Compostable  ,.
lts just Bovine Extract TV .

YOU Watch TV .. !
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Fizzie on April 20, 2016, 08:39:19 AM
If all these reality tv shows were actually about their theme (ie: cooking, singing, renovating) instead of being 90% Days of Our Lives and 10% actual theme of the show, they'd be watchable. Sadly the clowns that make the shows are more interested in the bitchy beat up catty fights and sob stories of the people on the shows instead, thus making them all unwatchable for me.

You're 100% right there  :cup:

When Burke's Backyard originally did makeover's of someone's backyard, he didn't pretend that he did all the work himself & it was all done to realistic timeframes. Then they went to Backyard Blitz & similar concept so it was all being done in only 3 days, by only a team of 4 (+ another 50 in the background that were never mentioned)  >:(

Stopped watching them then & now all I know about the Block & so on is the ad's & the News articles about them but have absolutely no interest in watching any of it because of the total play-acting. The bit that gets me though (& must you to as a tradie) is what qualifications do these people have to knock walls out, rebuild the entire house & so on, & who is the licensed builder that signs off his licence number to say it's all safe - Scott Camm?  ???
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Bird on April 20, 2016, 10:08:32 AM
If all these reality tv shows were actually about their theme (ie: cooking, singing, renovating) instead of being 90% Days of Our Lives and 10% actual theme of the show, they'd be watchable. Sadly the clowns that make the shows are more interested in the bitchy beat up catty fights and sob stories of the people on the shows instead, thus making them all unwatchable for me.
(http://oels.byu.edu/student/idioms/idioms/images/hit_nail_on_head.jpg)


I greatly offended one of the 'wannabe rich posh' (a real Mrs Bucket) women at work, when she started talking about some housewives of Melbourne or something show, and I said oh **** I cant listen to this Shit Im getting dumber listening to you...
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/keepingupappearances/images/7/75/Hyacinth.jpg)
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Troopy_03 on April 20, 2016, 12:37:06 PM
The SBS Food Network Channel has some good stuff on it if you actually want to see how stuff is made.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: oldmate on April 20, 2016, 12:52:08 PM
You're 100% right there  :cup:

When Burke's Backyard originally did makeover's of someone's backyard, he didn't pretend that he did all the work himself & it was all done to realistic timeframes. Then they went to Backyard Blitz & similar concept so it was all being done in only 3 days, by only a team of 4 (+ another 50 in the background that were never mentioned)  >:(

Stopped watching them then & now all I know about the Block & so on is the ad's & the News articles about them but have absolutely no interest in watching any of it because of the total play-acting. The bit that gets me though (& must you to as a tradie) is what qualifications do these people have to knock walls out, rebuild the entire house & so on, & who is the licensed builder that signs off his licence number to say it's all safe - Scott Camm?  ???


All those building site are run by big companies, think hutchinsons etc etc. the muppets in front of the cameras really don't have too much say in any of it apart from maybe wall colours. Even the Scott camm and the foreman dudes are just there for the tv. All that stuff would be all planned and layed out by engineers and architects well before any of the muppets are even selected for a series.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: tracker on April 20, 2016, 03:43:50 PM
Reality shows are orchestrated CHIT........Just my loud opinion.... :angel: :angel:


                           Cheers Tracker.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: plusnq on April 20, 2016, 04:05:09 PM
Reality shows are orchestrated CHIT........Just my loud opinion.... :angel: :angel:


                           Cheers Tracker.

That would be Completely Hopeless Idiotic Television then ?
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: tk421 on April 20, 2016, 06:01:03 PM

All those building site are run by big companies, think hutchinsons etc etc. the muppets in front of the cameras really don't have too much say in any of it apart from maybe wall colours. Even the Scott camm and the foreman dudes are just there for the tv. All that stuff would be all planned and layed out by engineers and architects well before any of the muppets are even selected for a series.

Guy at my work is about to be on the new series of House Rules. It's been interesting to hear some of what goes on. But he's pretty tight lipped due to their NDA rules
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Hoyks on April 20, 2016, 06:16:01 PM
YOU Watch TV .. !

Exactly. I watch the news intermittently and record the shows that have the potential to be intellectually stimulating (has the potential to have boobs in it) or I'm moderately interested in.

With fast forwarding through the ads I can watch a weeks worth of good, non repeated TV... in about an hour and a half.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: bobnrob on April 20, 2016, 09:24:44 PM
All those so-called reality TV f%#ktards producers have missed a golden opportunity....

With Brian Johnson bowing out've AC~DC, they could've made a show that the brain dead sheep would lapped up.
Instead of just settling on the light-weight Axle, they could've battled with the likes Beiber, Iggy Pop, Nick Cave, Kylie Minogue etc etc
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: feisty on April 21, 2016, 10:59:32 PM
I miss bernard king(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160421/75e6cb79387f43cf3edb9b346401fa11.jpg)
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on April 25, 2016, 04:14:54 AM
I miss bernard king(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160421/75e6cb79387f43cf3edb9b346401fa11.jpg)


If ya bent over, he wouldn't miss you.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: banksy69 on April 25, 2016, 05:57:23 AM
If ya bent over, he wouldn't miss you.

If i ever saw Scott Cam and Brenard King in the same room i would hold hold Mr Cam down and let Mr King have his way for eluding to every soccer mum & office worker that a bathroom reno takes 2 days.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: feisty on April 25, 2016, 07:00:21 PM
I miss bernard king(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160421/75e6cb79387f43cf3edb9b346401fa11.jpg)

I meant Peter Russell Clark. .....
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Alan Loy on April 25, 2016, 07:28:26 PM
If you hate cooking shows or even if you just enjoy a good laugh then check out the Katering show http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/katering-show/ZW0608A001S00 (http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/katering-show/ZW0608A001S00)

Season 1 was a youtube series and series 2 goes on the ABC

Many members of the family may enjoy this series.  I love the Thermomix episode but some may not  :cheers:
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: feisty on April 25, 2016, 08:44:20 PM
Thermomix episode was a personal favourite after I saw it in here.
Freakin hate the crappy narration by the contestants....
I took the plate out of the oven. If it's not right we are going home..
FFS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: speewa158 on April 25, 2016, 08:55:33 PM
 If it's not right we are going home..
FFS!!!!!!!
Can we stop at Maccas to get a feed 1st                ???
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: listo on April 25, 2016, 09:15:56 PM
Same as renovation shows, I'm bloody over them too. If I wanted to see a halfwit do a bodgy job as cheap as possible, I'd fix something myself.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: plusnq on April 26, 2016, 01:54:18 AM
Same as renovation shows, I'm bloody over them too. If I wanted to see a halfwit do a bodgy job as cheap as possible, I'd fix something myself.

Hey, I resemble that remark. Maybe I should get a job on TV  ;D
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: speewa158 on April 26, 2016, 11:53:16 AM
New Concept ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
                                     Swagger Camping Show  :cup: :cheers:
Setting Up Sober
Relay sleeping & Drinking
Digging a suitable Fire Pit 
Games around the Camp Fire
Camp oven Cooking  ( Here we frrking go Again )
                                 & the list goes on
WAGS Navigation    ( Could put you anywhere )                       & Then  :cheers:
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: feisty on April 26, 2016, 05:43:54 PM
........ I put the lid on the camp oven if it's not right were going home......
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: speewa158 on April 26, 2016, 08:58:09 PM
........ I put the lid on the camp oven if it's not right were going home......

feisty  You sly bastard , wimping out on the placement of the camp oven lid  :-[ :-[   :cheers:
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: feisty on April 26, 2016, 10:45:09 PM
Yeah. Sorry.
Thank God that freakin show is over. Time to take the fuse out of the telly so I don't have to watch pathetic people doing up houses.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on April 27, 2016, 04:33:56 AM
........ I put the lid on the camp oven if it's not right were going home......

If I throw one more empty beer can on the fire, i could be going home.
If I listen to ACDC at 3am again, i could be going home.
If I start my generator 4 metres from the camping area again, i could be going home.
If I do all three, another camper is going to kill me with a folding shovel and bury me right here, whew, at least I wouldn't be going home.
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: DaveR on April 27, 2016, 04:59:26 AM
I've never understood why folks complain about crap TV shows.
On the other hand, I have always understood how to turn it off.

Saying that, I'm looking forward to Rake, now there some reality TV for you....  ;D ;D

If there is a Myswag show, need the following episodes.
Dot paintings
6 b&s wiring
Something about remote flying things.....
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: #jonesy on April 27, 2016, 06:14:04 AM
If I throw one more empty beer can on the fire, i could be going home.
If I listen to ACDC at 3am again, i could be going home.
If I start my generator 4 metres from the camping area again, i could be going home.
If I do all three, another camper is going to kill me with a folding shovel and bury me right here, whew, at least I wouldn't be going home.
Sounds more like Survivor MySwag
The Challenges would be tougher though
Title: Re: Cooking Shows Gezzzzzzzzzz
Post by: speewa158 on April 27, 2016, 07:31:56 AM
Couldn't we put up some tuff competes in that department  :cup: