Post by: DaveR on April 08, 2016, 02:35:24 PM
It pretty simple.
A loud, fat, obnoxious, over opinionated, smelly, bloke is my back to back (meaning he is here at work when I am not).
He is a good bloke to by the way, but due to the above fine points I need help with fixing his FB page, as he is also a kiwi.
Yep, he is the type who'd happily wear the black and white gear through Heathrow and wonder why he never gets business class upgrades, whilst having a go at the staff.
So
I have a need to fix his FB page I just discovered he left open 4 weeks ago when he went home.
I am looking for things that he may need to Like, but given I don't use FB, some suggestions from folk who won't be telling him it was me who did it is required.
Nothing rude, disgusting or offensive as his kids see it.
My 1st choice is the Wallabies, Aussie cricket, and perhaps a tribute to under arm bowling. ;D
What else shall I look for?
Post by: Foo on April 08, 2016, 02:38:31 PM
Foo
I'm coming behind you corkhead and I'm friggin bigger than you.
Post by: Bird on April 08, 2016, 03:00:28 PM
Post by: DaveR on April 08, 2016, 03:40:22 PM
That link just helps me with my reasons for not having FB, gees there is some rubbish on it.
Must be something else I can gather together ready for a good ol friendly wind up of a kiwi?
Post by: Bird on April 08, 2016, 03:43:44 PM
Quote from: DaveR
That link just helps me with my reasons for not having FB, gees there is some rubbish on it.agree 239084209834092384092834092384029834029380%
Post by: tryagain on April 08, 2016, 03:54:40 PM
Post by: DaveR on April 08, 2016, 04:27:40 PM
Post by: wakychapmans on April 08, 2016, 04:34:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2qpj-yBkwY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2qpj-yBkwY)
Dave Dobbin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ&nohtml5=False (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ&nohtml5=False)
Post by: Redcherokee on April 08, 2016, 05:26:30 PM
Martha Stewart.
Home and away.
Toyota if he is a Nissan man or vice versa.
Post by: Garfish on April 08, 2016, 07:12:33 PM
Australia rugby union
English rugby union
Post by: DaveR on April 08, 2016, 07:17:47 PM
I have enlisted some young bloke help here, they recon it can be put into FB in such a way that he wont know.
Sweet, even better.
so all his mates are going to see it, but not him.... :cup:
Post by: xcvator on April 08, 2016, 07:46:17 PM
Post by: tryagain on April 08, 2016, 08:32:44 PM
Sadly the video is of no use as it is a banded web site due to poor satellite i-net coverage and band width.
FYI its the Greuen transfer's (ABCTV) pitch segment for ad's to invade NZ, article about it here http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/07/12/1215658195812.html (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2008/07/12/1215658195812.html)
Post by: DaveR on April 08, 2016, 10:53:34 PM
The Dave Dobbyn idea was my fav, found a FB thing for him to be PM 2017, had to sign up to that to.
All up, he's liked about 12 sport teams in Aus, couple Pommes also.
A few dubious music types, and One Direction, Justin Beeber type boy bands.
Loves his fishin, a lot, so he is now signed up to a kiwi fish conservation page to restrict fishing locations and enlarge sanctuaries......
Anyway, the young blokes started getting a bit out of hand with it now, so I have logged him off and deleted all history passwords etc before something bad happens, which I have seen in the past and it wasn't good.
You're a wicked, wicked person Dave, >:D and I love your sense ??? of humor ;D ;D ;D
Got to have thick skin to survive working here.
I need to warn my wife about the new game.
They nick your smart phone, make fake profiles on a dating site, called Tinder I think, and try to match you up some how.
I know that one will get home, good thing is, if they do it to me, my Mrs would laugh about it.
Post by: glenm64 on April 08, 2016, 11:49:34 PM
Years ago when working FIFO when someone didnt log off their computer an email was sent to the big boss telling him he was an arsehole and he could stick his job!
Cheers Glen
Post by: wakychapmans on April 09, 2016, 07:45:18 AM
http://www.badenchant.com/enslavenz/intro.html (http://www.badenchant.com/enslavenz/intro.html)
http://www.badenchant.com/enslavenz/tenreasons.html (http://www.badenchant.com/enslavenz/tenreasons.html)
Post by: fergy on April 11, 2016, 11:20:36 PM
Post by: DaveR on April 11, 2016, 11:22:26 PM
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Post by: Foo on April 12, 2016, 05:00:34 AM
He drives a ford exploderThat's close enough
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Post by: DaveR on April 12, 2016, 02:25:53 PM
A quick check showed that even though he has been on it, all our work is in place.
He'll be getting updates from the wallabies etc and be wondering WTF...
That's good enough, as it will drag on for some time before the penny drops. He's not the brightest, he is a Kiwi after all.... ;D ;D