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Title: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on December 26, 2015, 04:20:52 AM: Hello, is this the Police Station?'

'Yes What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor, Mr. Scarps....
He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs , but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Senior Sargent and two Constables descend on Scarp's house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but; find no marijuana.
They sneer at Scarps and leave.

Shortly after, the phone rings at Scarp's house.

'Hey, Scarps! This here's Speewa....Did the cops come round?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Merry Xmas, Maaate!'

(Rednecks know how to git-it-dun).
Title: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 26, 2015, 05:04:11 AM: Lol, that might then make Lino6 my courier;D
Not to mention who the policemen were that came around.....
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 05:33:40 AM: Still need more wool :'( :cheers:
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: Bad Scott on December 26, 2015, 05:40:59 AM: LOL
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: lino6 on December 26, 2015, 05:53:50 AM: Quote from: scarpsD40 on December 26, 2015, 05:04:11 AM
Lol, that might then make Lino6 my courier;D
Not to mention who the policemen were that came around.....

This bloke needs a round table!
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 06:17:08 AM: We had the raid at our local grow house , down the street from where l live . No nothing to do with me :cheers: lf l had the cops in my shed the Engal would really get a puzzling :cheers:
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: GeoffA on December 26, 2015, 06:25:28 AM: Quote from: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 06:17:08 AM
We had the raid at our local grow house , down the street from where l live .......

Hutchie's place???.... :o
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: Bad Scott on December 26, 2015, 06:36:18 AM: Quote from: GeoffA on December 26, 2015, 06:25:28 AM
Hutchie's place???.... :o
:cup: :cup:
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 08:03:35 AM: No No down the other way . Hutchie is a fine upstanding member of the community ( that's my story & lm sticking to it ) .
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: lino6 on December 26, 2015, 08:06:34 AM: Quote from: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 08:03:35 AM
Hutchie is a fine upstanding member

Does he have some of that gel from scarps??
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 07:07:08 PM: Quote from: lino6 on December 26, 2015, 08:06:34 AM
Does he have some of that gel from scarps??

??? ??? ::)
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: hutchie62 on December 26, 2015, 09:07:14 PM: Quote from: GeoffA on December 26, 2015, 06:25:28 AM
Hutchie's place???.... :o

Not guilty this time :angel:
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: Bad Scott on December 27, 2015, 07:14:25 AM: Quote from: hutchie62 on December 26, 2015, 09:07:14 PM
Not guilty this time :angel:
Thats a first. :D
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: scarpsD40 on December 27, 2015, 01:01:50 PM: Quote from: speewa158 on December 26, 2015, 06:17:08 AM
We had the raid at our local grow house , down the street from where l live . No nothing to do with me :cheers: lf l had the cops in my shed the Engal would really get a puzzling :cheers:
next time you call them, say I'm now hiding 'my goods' in my vege gardens beds please
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: Robbo on December 28, 2015, 06:48:54 AM: Just tell them there's a body buried in the back yard
Once they've finished digging it up you can then plant the spuds. ;D
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: Brett B on December 28, 2015, 06:42:07 PM: Im not saying anything 8)
Title: Re: Scarps and Speewa
Post by: speewa158 on December 29, 2015, 07:07:45 AM: Quote from: Brett B on December 28, 2015, 06:42:07 PM
Im not saying anything 8)
Sounds a bit dodgy to me :cheers: