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Title: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: terravista on February 09, 2015, 03:59:33 PM: Ever gone through life wondering where you went wrong?
I lived through the late 60's where Free Love was everywhere.....except where I was.
Now, through Googling I found what I had been doing wrong. Apparently the best pick up lines that were all the go don't really work.
So kids, don't use the old faithfuls like:

1. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
2. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
3. You smell like my mother. I like that.
4. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
5. You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.
6. When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away... don't make me buy another sock.
7. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
8. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
9. I hope I haven’t given you the wrong impression. I’m actually taller and richer than I look.
10. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

It looks like you just have to use the more modern ones, especially the bestest ever "SHOW US YA T1TS", apparently the girls really fall for this one.

There must be suggestions for other workable lines you can pass on so the younguns can score.
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: wilson79 on February 09, 2015, 04:04:30 PM: After a night of disappointment? I'm your man....
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: gordo350 on February 09, 2015, 04:14:01 PM: I'm Scottish by birth. Have you got any Scots in you. No, want some?
Never used it but doubt it would've worked:)
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Bird on February 09, 2015, 04:31:16 PM: Does ya dad own a brewery....
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: gronk on February 09, 2015, 04:36:06 PM: None ever worked for me, but had mates who were good bulls**t artists and it worked for them......but I was never happy with the idea of convincing a chick I was a deep sea diver for the Navy...or an up and coming DJ....or a champion bull rider on holidays !!!! ??? ??? ;D
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on February 09, 2015, 04:37:28 PM: With my movie star good looks, I don't need a pick-up line. ::)

They just throw themselves at me......
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 04:46:09 PM: Mate of mine was engaged young and when he got a pass to go out with the boys he used to just flat out ask chicks he thought might say yes "wanna f**k".
He recon on average out of 10 3 would hit him,5 would laugh and 2 would say yes.
He never did anything about it but it was interesting to say the least...started off as a dare
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Juzzman on February 09, 2015, 04:50:36 PM: It was lined up before the birth of our second son to call him Nicholas.

Until one night around the campfire (one too many drinks)I let it out the reason I wanted him called that is so he walk into a bar and say
" My name is Nicholas and that's how I like my women"

Cant understand why my wife changed her mind so quickly on that name. ;D
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: FNQBunyip on February 09, 2015, 04:58:19 PM: I don't remember the line or the night really but she's still here 21 years later ;)
With time off for good behavior I should be home soon :)
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Nick74 on February 09, 2015, 05:03:08 PM: Quote from: Juzzman on February 09, 2015, 04:50:36 PM
It was lined up before the birth of our second son to call him Nicholas.

Until one night around the campfire (one too many drinks)I let it out the reason I wanted him called that is so he walk into a bar and say
" My name is Nicholas and that's how I like my women"

Cant understand why my wife changed her mind so quickly on that name. ;D

This is GOLD!!!

One I have used without success is "Grab your coat love, you've pulled"
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Rumpig on February 09, 2015, 08:14:45 PM: Try this one...,,I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: MarkGU on February 09, 2015, 08:18:26 PM: Quote from: Rumpig on February 09, 2015, 08:14:45 PM
Try this one...,,I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.
no wonder you and Rod are so happy together ;D
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Rumpig on February 09, 2015, 08:23:36 PM: Quote from: MarkGU on February 09, 2015, 08:18:26 PM
no wonder you and Rod are so happy together ;D
he's dumped me for Olly these days :'(
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: lino6 on February 09, 2015, 08:32:30 PM: Like weight lifters? How about a clean and jerk?

Is that a mirror in your pocket coz I can see myself in your pants.

Ever tripped over a tree stump? How about a root?
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 08:55:17 PM: Quote from: Rumpig on February 09, 2015, 08:23:36 PM
he's dumped me for Olly these days :'(

Lmao, nah nah, he just needed a shoulder to cry on, as you went away with Jeff. ;D
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Bird on February 09, 2015, 09:09:18 PM: Drop ya draw, and I'll be yours... ???
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Rumpig on February 09, 2015, 09:10:11 PM: Quote from: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 08:55:17 PM
Lmao, nah nah, he just needed a shoulder to cry on, as you went away with Jeff. ;D
;D ;D
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 09:11:26 PM: Is that an ethiopian in your pocket or just left over 1/4pounder
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 09:12:59 PM: Not realy a pick up line but what did the cannibal do after he dumped his g/f.... wiped his arse
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Moggy on February 09, 2015, 09:30:28 PM: Mate & i were at the beach when a gorgeous blonde babe walks up with a bull terrier in tow. My mate says " where'd ya get the pig" to which blonde replied "thats not a pig its a dog".
Quick as a flash my mate replied "not talking to you, talking to the dog"

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Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: scarpsD40 on February 09, 2015, 09:37:49 PM: ..
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 09:41:39 PM: Lol.
What do you call a Mexican girl with no legs.....****swaylow
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: scarpsD40 on February 09, 2015, 09:57:21 PM: ..
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Kimberley Mob on February 09, 2015, 10:01:47 PM: They say you are what you eat, and by the morning I want to be you
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 10:04:39 PM: Lol
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 10:07:04 PM: Who can argue with captain kirk
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 10:08:27 PM: Quote from: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 10:07:04 PM
Who can argue with captain kirk

Janeway
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: scarpsD40 on February 09, 2015, 10:10:11 PM: Quote from: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 10:08:27 PM
Janeway
yes please
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 10:11:02 PM: Lol. If she wasn't so grumpy I'd chuck a sausage right down her market street...and I'm not even a trekker .. I just sleep worse than Hitler at a he brew vengeance camp
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 10:11:59 PM: Quote from: scarpsD40 on February 09, 2015, 10:10:11 PM
yes please

You would be more a 7of9 I would of thought
Title: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: scarpsD40 on February 09, 2015, 10:13:22 PM: Quote from: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 10:11:59 PM
You would be more a 7of9 I would of thought
yep
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 10:15:38 PM: Quote from: scarpsD40 on February 09, 2015, 10:13:22 PM
yep, was just googling pic great minds

I don't need to google pics. My wife loves the show, in fact I can hear it now. Something wrong mr warf

Lol
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: scarpsD40 on February 09, 2015, 10:19:02 PM: Quote from: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 10:15:38 PM
I don't need to google pics. My wife loves the show, in fact I can hear it now. Something wrong mr warf

Lol
oh dear, I just hope our two swmbo's never meet.

Mine's for ever saying, Beam me up Gary
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 10:20:02 PM: Quote from: scarpsD40 on February 09, 2015, 10:19:02 PM
oh dear, I just hope our two swmbo's never meet.

Mine's for ever saying, Beam me up Gary

Lmao.. I get "make it so"
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 10:20:19 PM: Lol. Wrong show I know but my Mrs leens towards the "I find your lack of faith deeply desterbing"
Title: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: scarpsD40 on February 09, 2015, 10:28:39 PM: Quote from: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 10:20:19 PM
Lol. Wrong show I know but my Mrs leens towards the "I find your lack of faith deeply desterbing"
too scared to ask on this forum why your Mrs says that to you............
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: dales133 on February 09, 2015, 10:31:26 PM: Because ì throw the whole Rheem at her luke
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: robbo1172 on February 10, 2015, 06:43:36 AM: I tried "Wanna play zoo?"

Without success...
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: lino6 on February 10, 2015, 06:49:11 AM: The Bloodhound gang had a song that had a good pick up lines.

Have a look at "the bad touch"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k#ws)
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: paulo on February 10, 2015, 08:05:13 AM: I jokingly asked a lovely young lass as we were leaving the pub one night "You seem like a nice girl, don't make me stalk you".

Not sure if it worked, it might of, she laughed and seemed impressed, but it cracked my mates and I up that much, we just kept on rolling.
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Green rv on February 10, 2015, 08:10:40 AM: Quote from: paulo on February 10, 2015, 08:05:13 AM
I jokingly asked a lovely young lass as we were leaving the pub one night "You seem like a nice girl, don't make me stalk you".

Not sure if it worked, it might of, she laughed and seemed impressed, but it cracked my mates and I up that much, we just kept on rolling.

your mates were probably laughing so hard cause you had the beer goggles on

:-* :laugh:
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Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Trailer Bloke on February 10, 2015, 09:34:19 AM: Do you need a ride bend over I will drive you home.
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: fishfinder on February 10, 2015, 10:46:27 AM: Mate and myself walked into a coffee shop 3/4s tanked from spending a few hours in a night club, spotted 2 attractive girls sitting a table on their own. I walked up to the blonde and asked if she was single she said yes I said your not now lets go home. Five years later she dumped me. Mate walked out the coffee shop alone that night.
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: xcvator on February 10, 2015, 11:13:58 AM: I've never actually used or needed 1, it just seemed to "happen" must have been my natural appeal ;D ;D
Now I tell them I'm practising to be a dirty old man, silly women, they just laugh coz they think I'm joking (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angelic006.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angelic006.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: loanrangie on February 10, 2015, 01:21:20 PM: I was working in Adelaide when i met my wife , the only line i needed was " i'm not from Adelaide " :)
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: loanrangie on February 10, 2015, 01:22:15 PM: Quote from: gordo350 on February 09, 2015, 04:14:01 PM
I'm Scottish by birth. Have you got any Scots in you. No, want some?
Never used it but doubt it would've worked:)
Just as well you didnt mention square sausages .
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: gordo350 on February 10, 2015, 01:22:48 PM: Or black pudding
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Post by: loanrangie on February 10, 2015, 06:08:10 PM: Unless your Jamaican.
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: oldmate on February 10, 2015, 06:14:29 PM: Quote from: loanrangie on February 10, 2015, 01:21:20 PM
I was working in Adelaide when i met my wife , the only line i needed was " i'm not from Adelaide " :)

Pmsl. :cup:
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: speewa158 on February 10, 2015, 07:16:50 PM: After reading this CRAP it amazes me any of you desperate are even close to alive , without the aid od medical equipment . Let alone have partners :cheers:
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: tracker on February 10, 2015, 07:21:25 PM: Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on February 09, 2015, 04:37:28 PM
With my movie star good looks, I don't need a pick-up line. ::)

They just throw themselves at me......

Coughing ...Gagging.....Gezzzzzzzz....pmsl

Tracker.
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: gordo350 on February 10, 2015, 07:49:26 PM: Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on February 09, 2015, 04:37:28 PM
With my movie star good looks, I don't need a pick-up line. ::)

They just throw themselves at me......
This is why I dress like a carpenter during the week. Stops the women throwing themselves at me
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: Nomad on February 10, 2015, 08:27:28 PM: Have to do this one after a few drinks with the intendee...but do it with a giggle and a smile it usually works

So I have only got a dollar left and was wondering if you'd like to go halves in a condom. I'll take the inside and you can take the outside.

;D
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: McTavish on February 12, 2015, 10:21:34 PM: With Valentines day fast approaching my 12yo son tells me tonight he is going to try a line on one of the girls in his class (I'm listening with both fear and trepidation of the thought - for both he and the hapless and most probably unsuspecting girl).

"You must be Wireless - I feel a connection" :cup:

If he actually goes through with it I'll be surprised - kind of a bit proud that he's given it a go though??? I think??? Mmmmm Ok - not sure about that???
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: oldmate on February 13, 2015, 06:32:35 AM: Quote from: McTavish on February 12, 2015, 10:21:34 PM
With Valentines day fast approaching my 12yo son tells me tonight he is going to try a line on one of the girls in his class (I'm listening with both fear and trepidation of the thought - for both he and the hapless and most probably unsuspecting girl).

"You must be Wireless - I feel a connection" :cup:

If he actually goes through with it I'll be surprised - kind of a bit proud that he's given it a go though??? I think??? Mmmmm Ok - not sure about that???

Pmsl. Gold. Modern day pickup line. Hahaha
Title: Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
Post by: wilson79 on February 13, 2015, 07:14:56 AM: Not something I have used...

Nice legs, what time to they open? I believe that the last thing you would hear is a slap across the cheek before hearing the sirens of an ambulance..