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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: MarkVS on February 07, 2015, 12:59:59 PM
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I'm currently in the study...hiding....I've done my bit.
There are currently 4 women in the kitchen...Wife, Mother, MIL, Sister in law....all cooking.
In 2 hours, 20x16 YO kids will decend onto our house for my daughters 16th (never neen kissed...and thats been ratified by her mother)..Birthday party...with 12 of them staying overnight.
Its a fancy dress party...The Games room in the shed...backyard....everything has been set up for the onslaught........weeks in the planning.
So Ive decided that here in the study, reading Myswag, is the best thing for me to be doing at them moment...just to have a break BEFORE.....
MarkVS
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Any boys coming? If so, rest up mate, you will be on guard for the next 24 hours ;D
KB
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Fill the car fridge up, bring it into the study with you and LOCK THE FOCKING DOOR :cheers: :cheers: ;D ;D
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Any boys coming? If so, rest up mate, you will be on guard for the next 24 hours ;D
KB
Yes Dave
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LOL....................before the night's out someone will get choked out ;D
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Yes Dave
Let us know how it goes...... I've got a 4 year old daughter and soon I will be in the same boat!!!
Enjoy your night mate!! Remember to breath!
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LOL....................before the night's out someone will get choked out ;D
JK,
I have every confidence that none of the boys will do anything inappropriate to Olivia....they all know she does BJJ ;D........or at least I will be able to tell those that have tried....by the choke marks and bruises.... ;D ;D
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Let us know how it goes...... I've got a 4 year old daughter and soon I will be in the same boat!!!
Enjoy your night mate!! Remember to breath!
At the moment I am incredibly calm & relaxed....I'm not sure if thats naivity.... or trust in my daughter and wife.
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Take this Calm Before The Storm and:
R U N !!!!!
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I hope we don't read about is one in the news tomorrow where 200 gate crashes turned up! ;D
In all seriousness though, have you got a mate or two to hang around? Just in case anyone turns up that's not invited!
Good luck mate.
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So Ive decided that here in the study, reading Myswag, is the best thing for me to be doing at them moment...
Clever man Mark.
You do realize that there will come a time where Olivia welcomes inappropriate approaches...... :'( :'( for you
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You do realize that there will come a time where Olivia welcomes inappropriate approaches...... :'( :'( for you
Geoff,
yes I do realise...but it isn't today so I'll worry about that later.... ;D
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lv packed the rig 1000000 slabs & am on the way could you confirm to me & my 1000000000dodgy mates your address . Might be staying overnight at your place or in a dingy cell at the hands of a demented jailer . Have been to QLD before :cup: :cup: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Do you have ear plugs ??? ???
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lv packed the rig 1000000 slabs & am on the way could you confirm to me & my 1000000000dodgy mates your address . Might be staying overnight at your place or in a dingy cell at the hands of a demented jailer . Have been to QLD before :cup: :cup: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Do you have ear plugs ??? ???
Speewa, your always welcome.
Address is 34 King St, Caboolture. Qld
If your not sure where to go, google it and that will help.
Looking forward to seeing you and your mates. Make sure you call just before you get here so I can make sure everythig is ready. ;D
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Speewa more than likely knows where that address is already Mark :cup:
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Thanks Mark l have logged it into my flight control , hopefully l can hitch a ride over to your place with the :police: as they go to only the best parties . Anyway they know me there as my Pic was & hopefully still is 2nd row 3rd from the left , but not 1 of my better shots very fuzzy :cheers: See You Soon :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
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I always thought Senior Sergeant Fat Gutz lived at 34 King Street. ???
I'm sure I got locked up there once.
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Markvs in a few hours
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss315/lux77_photos/condom-being-inflated-over-mans-hea.jpg)
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30 mins to go.
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30 mins to go.
I'm on my way..... ;D
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Jeepers l will meet you on the corner so we can both pop in together :cheers:
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Sounds good to me....
i'll bring some beer to dilute the scotch I been drinkin.
My nerves are shattered today.
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....they all know she does BJJ ;D.......
I may be out of touch with the lingo nowadays but when I was younger those letters in that sequence made for a great girlfriend...
Good luck with the party!
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I may be out of touch with the lingo nowadays but when I was younger those letters in that sequence made for a great girlfriend...
Good luck with the party!
BJJ stands for Brazilian Ju Jitsu - a form a martial arts wrestling...
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THE BOYS HAVE STARTED ARRIVING !!!!
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JK,
I have every confidence that none of the boys will do anything inappropriate to Olivia....they all know she does BJJ ;D........or at least I will be able to tell those that have tried....by the choke marks and bruises.... ;D ;D
BJJ?? I know what BJ is... whats the extra J?
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Maybe
Oliva has a Black Belt in lbashyousenceless ??? ???
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As a boy, what were YOU doing,or trying to, or thinking about when you were 16. ;D
I too have a 16 year old daughter, a big black dog and a stock whip >:D
Rod
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Sounds like the perfect party for JK and I to crash...
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Sounds like the perfect party for JK and I to crash...
Come on over...we're just cooking up the Pizza and Spag Bol now !!!
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Come on over...we're just cooking up the Pizza and Spag Bol now !!!
Would love to but Kirsty already has dinner cooking.
Will be up your way tomorrow though so might drop in and survey the damage.
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Would love to but Kirsty already has dinner cooking.
Will be up your way tomorrow though so might drop in and survey the damage.
We'll be heading out at lunchtime
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Boys behaving?
KB
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Its 10.30 pm. All of those that were going home have gone. Boys were absolute gentlemen.
Caught 1 girl with alcohol. Called parents. She was supposed to be staying the night but has gone home.
They are all sitting around the campfire at the moment. They're probably not going to bed for quite some time...but they're having a ball.
Great to see and hear.... ;D ;D ;D
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........Boys were absolute gentlemen.
They're lulling you into a false sense of security... ;D ;D
Caught 1 girl with alcohol. Called parents. She was supposed to be staying the night but has gone home.
Party pooper...
They are all sitting around the campfire at the moment. They're probably not going to bed for quite some time...but they're having a ball.
Great to see and hear.... ;D ;D ;D
Excellent. Everyone survived... :cup: :cup:
Next will be the 18th....good luck with that one Mark.... :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Party was a 'Disney' theme fancy dress. Everyone put in a lot of effort and came along as some character...which was great to see now days.
This is my now 'sweet 16' as Malificent...her mother and her made the outfit from scratch.
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So how did it all go? Just the one naughty girl with booze ?
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Hi Mark,
I am glad that all went well, tell Olivia Happy Birthday from me.
cheers duggie
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Take Mark off the list of preferred Campers if hes going to send Swaggers home that turn up with grog . That's why l decided to give the party a miss , l would have been sent home anyway . Glad it all went well :cheers:
Now you can relax ,,,, for at least another ---------No you Cant :cheers:
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So how did it all go? Just the one naughty girl with booze ?
Kerry and Olivia put in a lot of planing over weeks and weeks...Games, who "to" and "not to" invite...setup great games.
We're lucky enought to have a shed thats convreted to a games room...so they were all up there with pool table, table tennis, video clips laying on the projector...etc
And Kerry being Kerry, put on a food delight...Chocolate fountain, 'Cold Rock' birthday cake, home made garlic bread & Pizza 's...it just went on and on.
A fabulous night for all of us..and as parents, a lot of fun to watch and be around.
Still have to wake them up this morning......and as usual, Kerrys making them all a hot breakfast.
Then the parents come, and then we relax....and go out to a 1st birthday party....I don't think it will be quite the same ;D
Mark
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tell Olivia Happy Birthday from me.
cheers duggie
Thanks Duggie..I will.
Now you can relax ,,,, for at least another ---------No you Cant :cheers:
Jamie, there is NO relaxing with teenagers. ;D
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....and go out to a 1st birthday party....I don't think it will be quite the same ;D
that's because 1st birthday parties are more like a big BBQ with ya mates...plenty of beverages consumed by the adults usually...lol
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Thanks Duggie..I will.
Jamie, there is NO relaxing with teenagers. ;D
Been There Done That ,,,,Tag you it :cup: :cup:
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Would have had CT packed two days ago...... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Although my only daughter is now 32 and has a family of her own I used the following rules to ensure all went to plan. She still refers to it today when she speaks about here own twin girls, currently 10 years old,
Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Permanently.
Rule Three:[
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise. You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place, to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her make up, a process that can take longer than painting the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are NOT appropriate for a date with my daughter:
Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight.
Places where there is darkness.
Places where there is dancing, holding hands or happiness.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweat shirt, and a hooded parka - zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided.
Movies, which feature chain saws, are okay.
Football games which incorporate the Sydney Swans Footy Club are okay.
Old people’s homes are also quite acceptable.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a Beer gutted, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a loaded shotgun, a shovel, and five acres of bushland behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange syndrome starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.
As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Assume the position and speak the perimeter pass word then announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window will be mine.
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I'm currently sitting in the lounge at Brisbane airport. I figure 4 days in Sydney is appropriate recovery time for me given the ordeal of the party. :angel: