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Title: They have returned
Post by: edz on November 20, 2013, 06:36:28 AM
The planets have aligned and the prophesies have been fulfilled  the equinox of global humour has begun and the mega gods are set to return for the benefeit of all the masses that follow the Monty Python way of humour .. Down on bended knee and hail thee ohh gifted ones ...We await you  ....     LOL.
Title: Re: They have returned
Post by: Bird on November 20, 2013, 09:33:44 AM
I hope it will be as good as life of Brian...

but I feel it will be a bunch of pensioners trying 1960's humour on a soy mocca latte audience.
Title: Re: They have returned
Post by: crappsy on November 20, 2013, 09:53:20 AM
Lost, just remember that your standing on a planet that evolving, and always look an the bright side of life.
but I feel it will be a bunch of pensioners trying 1960's humour on a soy mocca latte audience.
Title: Re: They have returned
Post by: Bird on November 20, 2013, 10:00:07 AM
Lost, just remember that your standing on a planet that evolving, and always look an the bright side of life.
Lifes a piece of Shit when you look at it...
Title: Re: They have returned
Post by: brickiematt on November 20, 2013, 11:22:02 AM
The planets have aligned and the prophesies have been fulfilled  the equinox of global humour has begun and the mega gods are set to return for the benefeit of all the masses that follow the Monty Python way of humour .. Down on bended knee and hail thee ohh gifted ones ...We await you  ....     LOL.

They're not the Messiah's,  they're very naughty boys  ;D

I want to see the comeback of Ken Clean-Air Systems, the great white hope of the british boxing world!

Oh crap, you've got me started now edz.......love em :cup:
 :cheers:
Title: Re: They have returned
Post by: Mallory Black on November 20, 2013, 01:55:24 PM
looking forward to it, hope they take the usual stuff and relate it to present time.. like

When I were a boy, me Mum would sent me down to t'corner store
wi’ two shillings, and I'd come back wi’ five pounds o' spuds,
two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese,
a packet o' tea, an' a half a dozen eggs.

Ya' can't do that now…  Too many foockin' security cameras."


about being poor
When I were a lad, we were so poor, the only time we t'ad 'ot meal were when dog was t'sick.
Had to eat baked beans for tea, so we could have a bubble bath.
we was so poor they cut holes in my pants pockets so's i'd have something to play with
We were so poor we didn't break wind we broke dust
We were so poor.. My sister tried to raise some money out on the streets. She came home with eighteen pounds ten pence. I said what tight git gave you ten pence? She said they all did !
Title: Re: They have returned
Post by: brickiematt on November 20, 2013, 02:26:59 PM
looking forward to it, hope they take the usual stuff and relate it to present time.. like

When I were a boy, me Mum would sent me down to t'corner store
wi’ two shillings, and I'd come back wi’ five pounds o' spuds,
two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese,
a packet o' tea, an' a half a dozen eggs.

Ya' can't do that now…  Too many foockin' security cameras."


about being poor
When I were a lad, we were so poor, the only time we t'ad 'ot meal were when dog was t'sick.
Had to eat baked beans for tea, so we could have a bubble bath.
we was so poor they cut holes in my pants pockets so's i'd have something to play with
We were so poor we didn't break wind we broke dust
We were so poor.. My sister tried to raise some money out on the streets. She came home with eighteen pounds ten pence. I said what tight git gave you ten pence? She said they all did !
"You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt."

I warned you, don't get me started ;D
Title: Re: They have returned
Post by: hainess on November 20, 2013, 03:37:58 PM
This is a cheese shop?
No one expects the Spanish inquisition.

Rod
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Title: Re: They have returned
Post by: bobnrob on November 20, 2013, 05:37:54 PM
but I feel it will be a bunch of pensioners trying 1960's humour on a soy mocca latte audience.

I'd rather 60's humour than the septic stuff being passed off as so called humour now...

Looking forward to the Circus comin' to town  :)
Title: Re: They have returned
Post by: Steffo1 on November 20, 2013, 06:10:06 PM
This 'ere's the wattle
The emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle
Or hold it in your hand
Amen