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Title: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: Paul (SA) on August 10, 2013, 04:14:27 PM
Someone has kidnapped the Australian cricket team and replaced them with people who can actually play cricket.... Eng 9/238 after the first day.

This England side are not much chop, but we have made them look the better team so far through this series.

C'mon AUSSIE!!!!!!!

PS On a related topic, here's hoping the Southern Stars give the English a good whacking this week too!
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Post by: lino6 on August 10, 2013, 04:53:01 PM
For a while I have been a fan of the Southern Stars because they are the only Aussie cricket team that are having a red hot go at it. Good to see the boys having a decent crack at it too now. Though our boys haven't batted yet so will wait and see what happens. Hope they keep up the pressure for the last 2 away and then next 5 tests at home.

And go the Southern Stars!!  :cup:
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Post by: Nay-DMAX on August 10, 2013, 05:02:20 PM
Yep I think you are right. As long as our opening batsman can make some runs and stop leaving it up to the bowlers.  At least Warner is opening now instead of Watson hope Warner makes some runs and maybe Maxwell can take Watsons spot off him after his recent batting effort
Title: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: JCAT on August 10, 2013, 05:12:16 PM
They were good in the first and third tests but completely outplayed in the second. Here's hoping.


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Title: Re: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: Garfish on August 10, 2013, 05:28:15 PM
We haven't batted yet
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Post by: brickiematt on August 10, 2013, 05:36:54 PM
We haven't batted yet

Exactly! Our bowlers have done well this innings, but this series it's been our batsmen who have let us down. Great effort by Lyon (4/42 off 20), but I dread to think what havoc Swann will cause........

So; Anderson out first ball, we bat for 2 full days and declare at 550 plus, then bowl them out ;D ;D Ahhh, the glory days of Aussie cricket!!!!!!
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Post by: xcvator on August 10, 2013, 05:42:16 PM
We haven't batted yet

Oh ye of little faith  >:D
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Post by: Woodsie on August 10, 2013, 05:43:35 PM
Oh ye of little faith  >:D
Mines waivering :'(
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Post by: nbd73 on August 10, 2013, 05:43:57 PM
....So; Anderson out first ball, we bat for 2 full days and declare at 550 plus, then bowl them out ;D ;D ?....
At about this time whilst having your eyes closed & imagining yourself to be lounging about in the SCG coca cola beach with the babes you are woken..&@$ %%# WTF??!! And yes, that's all fantasy just like Peter Pan.
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Post by: brickiematt on August 10, 2013, 05:47:53 PM
At about this time whilst having your eyes closed & imagining yourself to be lounging about in the SCG coca cola beach with the babes you are woken..&@$ %%# WTF??!! And yes, that's all fantasy just like Peter Pan.

Please don't take my dreams from me, they are all I have ;D ;D
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Post by: Tjupurula on August 10, 2013, 05:51:33 PM
Yeah, sorry about that.  We pinched the team and brought them out here for the children to practice with, but the children keep beating them ;D ;D ;D
Tjupurula
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Post by: Woodsie on August 10, 2013, 05:57:21 PM
We Thank you TJ
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Post by: brickiematt on August 10, 2013, 06:06:14 PM
I hope the kids taught them a few tricks TJ, such as how to play against spin bowlers ;D
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Post by: Tjupurula on August 10, 2013, 06:42:36 PM
I hope the kids taught them a few tricks TJ, such as how to play against spin bowlers ;D

With sticks as bats and rocks as balls, I reckon the best play is self defence 8) 8)
Tjupurula
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Post by: achjimmy on August 10, 2013, 07:30:13 PM
It's cause Boof's in control. Expect the side to get better and better.
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Post by: D4D on August 10, 2013, 08:15:06 PM
So; Anderson out first ball, we bat for 2 full days and declare at 550 plus, then bowl them out ;D ;D Ahhh, the glory days of Aussie cricket!!!!!!

Pretty close so far, Anderson out on the twelfth ball :)

Edit - I spoke too soon Australia 2/ 12 (6.1)  :(
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Post by: Pog on August 10, 2013, 09:32:23 PM
Looks like the criminals returned the real Australian Cricket Team.... Well at least the batsmen anyway!
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Post by: GeoffA on August 10, 2013, 09:34:47 PM
We haven't batted yet

Don't blink.......
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Post by: D4D on August 10, 2013, 09:36:50 PM
FFS Australia 3/ 52 (14.0)
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Post by: Murph on August 10, 2013, 09:43:06 PM
What was Clark thinking!, I'm off to bed !
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Post by: Tjupurula on August 10, 2013, 11:56:50 PM
This crime is worse than I thought...we cannot get the cricket on Radio National, now that is inforgivable, they used to have it on Radio National, all they had was politicians competing with the cattle in how much can be left in the paddock 8) 8) 8)
Tjupurula
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Post by: Nay-DMAX on August 11, 2013, 12:13:55 AM
Again not good by the openers when are they going to get some batsman in or should they just pick a full team of bowlers and open with some of them as well
Title: Re: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: Garfish on August 11, 2013, 06:05:25 AM
Again not good by the openers when are they going to get some batsman in or should they just pick a full team of bowlers and open with some of them as well

Maybe just a team of over 35's.   
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Post by: HEM19X on August 11, 2013, 08:12:48 AM
Chris [Buck] Rogers got a ton, onya mate you waited long enough for it!
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Post by: brickiematt on August 11, 2013, 04:42:15 PM
Yeah, great to see, good on him :cup:
Hope he can add a few more to that tonight.

Its a pity the rest of our batsmen (apart from Watson), failed dismally again >:(
Title: Re: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: DaveR on August 11, 2013, 05:00:43 PM
I confess to giving up on Cricket when Andrew Symons was fined for not showing up to a stupid press conference in Darwin and going fishing instead.
I decided it was a rediculas advertising show and no longer a sport to appreciate, and I am yet to be proved wrong.
I am sure in the past that if an aussie gave one to a pomme in a bar, he'd have been carried on the shoulders of the team onto the field for the next match. What the heck is this sheit we have now.
When the Kiwi's beat us 3 games to nil in one day matches several years ago, and the kiwi team wage was equal to 1 of our players, I cheered for them.
There you have it, a bit of a whinge for you.
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Post by: nbd73 on August 11, 2013, 05:58:39 PM
DaveR, I'm with you. Cricket has gone crap because its given in to $$ and tv. I was originally excited by the fact that 90 was televising the series, but so far I have watched less than one session collectively over 3.5 tests. The DRS needs modifying, not canning. The players need sacking. And I need a drink.....
Title: Re: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: UIZ733 on August 12, 2013, 08:23:59 AM
Someone has kidnapped the Australian cricket team and replaced them with people who can actually play cricket....
The mongrels escaped......................no need to report anything  8)
Title: Re: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: lino6 on August 12, 2013, 11:57:14 AM
The mongrels escaped......................no need to report anything  8)

Yep, this is how I remember them....  :'(
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Post by: Paul (SA) on August 12, 2013, 12:29:24 PM
Yep, this is how I remember them....  :'(

Ah yes, found at last. And the memories of how rubbish we are come flooding back.
Title: Re: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: Garfish on August 13, 2013, 05:35:00 AM
4 days again     Watson is lucky at least with the injury he can retire from tests so he doesn't get dumped
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Post by: paulo on August 13, 2013, 02:11:26 PM
Stolen goods returned. Unfortunately.
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Post by: Nay-DMAX on August 13, 2013, 03:13:41 PM
Paul(SA) maybe you should of waited till after the test to report the crime haha perhaps they wouldn't of been found so soon.
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Post by: brickiematt on August 13, 2013, 04:27:28 PM
Pathetic efffort. Talk about a mid order collapse. Lost 6 for 31 in 13 overs >:(  :'(

Anyone got the number of the women's Ashes team?  8)
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Post by: Nay-DMAX on August 13, 2013, 04:36:41 PM
Pathetic efffort. Talk about a mid order collapse. Lost 6 for 31 in 13 overs >:(  :'(

Anyone got the number of the women's Ashes team?  8)

Funny a mate had a post on their FB page asking for players for the Aus team I said I will play the series here I am captain batting at 4 and if I can figure out how I will bowl too haha.  Never played a game in my life but reckon I will do ok lol
Title: Re: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: brickiematt on August 13, 2013, 04:44:43 PM
Funny a mate had a post on their FB page asking for players for the Aus team I said I will play the series here I am captain batting at 4 and if I can figure out how I will bowl too haha.  Never played a game in my life but reckon I will do ok lol

I'd say youd do a darn sight better than that lot over there at the moment.......put me down as a medium pace all rounder ;D ;D

Actually,  I reckon 11 sacks of potatoes could do better than the aussie cricket team right now!!
Title: Re: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: Nay-DMAX on August 13, 2013, 05:02:08 PM
I'd say youd do a darn sight better than that lot over there at the moment.......put me down as a medium pace all rounder ;D ;D

Actually,  I reckon 11 sacks of potatoes could do better than the aussie cricket team right now!!

You are in the team as you can see I am selector as well now.  Where would you like to bat anywhere but number 4.  Since they don't have a full batting team anyway I might put my heeler x in as fielder or wickey
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Post by: lino6 on August 13, 2013, 06:57:14 PM
Our boys showed true guts and determination, fought hard till the end and everyone played their part.

Sarcasm doesn't really come across in text does it....

At least they play better at home, so should last 5 days for the loss. Hopefully they'll retire off Watson and Play Falkner in the last test. Need to move away from the traditional pommie all rounder (can't bat can't bowl) and to the modern all rounder.

BTW - Southern stars 6 declared for 331, just send them out for the last test  :D
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Post by: Draggin on August 13, 2013, 06:58:03 PM
The original post must have been a sham !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'(

How dare you put the mockers on the wannabee a cricket team.

I suggest we export them to Nauru or Atlantis    >:D
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Post by: Garfish on August 13, 2013, 08:01:10 PM
Ill play,  opening bat and bowl either leg or off spin,
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Post by: jclures on August 13, 2013, 08:47:03 PM
Did I here that they are now paying Clark $6,000,000 for his current contract, I would think $5,999,990 to much.
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Post by: Nay-DMAX on August 13, 2013, 09:02:35 PM
Ill play,  opening bat and bowl either leg or off spin,

You're in
Title: Re: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: Garfish on August 14, 2013, 07:35:23 AM
Did I here that they are now paying Clark $6,000,000 for his current contract, I would think $5,999,990 to much.
His payments from cricket Australia is 2.5m. Not bad coin if you can get it.    His other sponsors, ipl and other arrangements tops it up to the reported 6m. Either way maybe I should of listened to my cricket coach as a little boy
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Post by: D4D on August 21, 2013, 07:34:02 PM
Finally Pup wins the toss and decides to bat first
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Post by: lino6 on August 21, 2013, 07:41:27 PM
Finally Pup wins the toss and decides to bat first

Result may not change but at least might make 5 days this time  :'( :'(
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Post by: nbd73 on August 21, 2013, 08:08:54 PM
Result may not change but at least might make 5 days this time  :'( :'(
Optimism is the essence of life, but don't start a gambling career with predictions like that. With Watson batting at 3 (actually, anywhere for that matter) the collapse is imminent. Smith, Faulkner, etc have nothing consistent to offer other than garbage, which is remarkably consistent this series. What the Aussies wouldn't give to have M Hussey at 6....
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Post by: Nay-DMAX on August 21, 2013, 08:14:12 PM
Optimism is the essence of life, but don't start a gambling career with predictions like that. With Watson batting at 3 (actually, anywhere for that matter) the collapse is imminent. Smith, Faulkner, etc have nothing consistent to offer other than garbage, which is remarkably consistent this series. What the Aussies wouldn't give to have M Hussey at 6....

Retired too early gosh I miss Huss, Watson should do all a favour and retire (despite above posts about playing no I could not do better but still have and opinion on it) or at least they should drop him.
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Post by: nbd73 on August 21, 2013, 08:24:07 PM
Well, here we go again 1-11. Warner: 100 or (more often than not) diddly squat. Groundhog day must be this team's favourite movie.
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Post by: Darren253 on August 21, 2013, 08:24:37 PM
1 down in under 20minutes...
It's a cracking time in sport to be British at the moment. Lions, Tennis, Ashes. It's only taken 30years!

 :cheers:
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Post by: Mace on August 21, 2013, 08:26:54 PM
^^^^^ And Lewis Hamilton won a GP for Mercedes's a week or so ago!
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Post by: nbd73 on August 22, 2013, 04:56:21 AM
Watson 176.
nbd Breakfast for today:
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Post by: brickiematt on August 22, 2013, 06:05:00 AM
Watson 176.
nbd Breakfast for today:

And Smith 66 not out.
Care for some sauce with that pie........ >:D ;D ;D
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Post by: Nay-DMAX on August 22, 2013, 07:23:10 AM
Nup all well and good he makes runs now when they already have that part of the series won. Do we then have to carry him through the Aus matches as well. I dont have any problem with Smith so hope he goes well.
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Post by: Darren253 on August 22, 2013, 07:40:35 AM
Who knew...
Might actually get 4 days worth of cricket from this last test!

 >:D
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Post by: D4D on August 22, 2013, 08:17:59 AM
I am tipping the last 6 wickets fall for under 100 runs, call me a realist :(

Oh and Watson, one big hundred doesn't mean he should keep his place in the team.
Title: I want to report a crime.....
Post by: Black Diamond on August 22, 2013, 09:06:22 AM
I am tipping the last 6 wickets fall for under 100 runs, call me a realist :(

Oh and Watson, one big hundred doesn't mean he should keep his place in the team.
I call you an optimist :) if they last 100 we will be doing well :cheers:
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Post by: lino6 on August 22, 2013, 10:13:58 AM
Oh and Watson, one big hundred doesn't mean he should keep his place in the team.

Since it was 40 odd innings between 100's for him, this will probably keep him in for another 40 failed innings unfortunately...
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Post by: nbd73 on August 22, 2013, 10:47:08 AM
Since it was 40 odd innings between 100's for him, this will probably keep him in for another 40 failed innings unfortunately...
Why not? > it worked for Taylor when he was captain!! As said, big innings in dead matches count for very little. Dean Jones was a culprit of this too for those with long memories.
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Post by: paulo on August 22, 2013, 11:04:45 AM
Yes, I agree that Taylor hung around for a little too long, and it looks like Clarke might be heading down the same road!! ;D :P

But as for Watson, way too little way too late.
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Post by: D4D on August 22, 2013, 08:49:54 PM
Looks like the rain delay might help the game get to 5 days :)