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Title: Hospital Gowns
Post by: xcvator on July 02, 2013, 06:18:55 PM
What I have learnt in the last week  >:D
These things have never been through any r&d or consolidation, so far in the last 6 days I've worn been covered by 4 different styles
They are strictly for tropical climates only, can you imagine sleeping in a tent with the bl@@dy back door wide open  :'(
You've gotta have rubber arms 6 feet long to tie up the back flap ties  >:(
and this is the really good part, if you don't roll the bl@@dy thing completly up and on your lap when you take a dump the tags at the back can get covered in sh1t. ??? and remember you don't have 6 foot log rubber arms so what to do ? Ha, you think, I'll just pull it over my head, easy fixed,sure it is !!!! So as you pull this sh1tty gown over your head you realise that you can feel this cold damp strip up your back and you know instantly what it is, and remember those rubber arms? So now into the shower, bloody hell, the towells haven't been replaced from this morning, damn, hit the call button and wait,so here you are, wet, getting cold but not sh1tty any more  ;D and then comes the good bit, explaining to the nurse why you are in the shower for the 2nd time today and just why do you need a clean gown again  :-[
Oh yes, I reeeaaaaly love hospital gowns  ;D
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: baldheadedgit on July 02, 2013, 06:22:31 PM
Geez your a bloody sook.... ;D ;D ;D

BHG
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: xcvator on July 02, 2013, 06:24:35 PM
Geez your a bloody sook.... ;D ;D ;D

BHG
It'll take more than that to get off my list  :cheers:
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: baldheadedgit on July 02, 2013, 06:25:47 PM
Bet they dont look as good on you as they do on me. ;D
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on July 02, 2013, 06:27:13 PM
Get a room, you two.
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: xcvator on July 02, 2013, 06:29:01 PM
Bet they dont look as good on you as they do on me. ;D
Photoshopped
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: baldheadedgit on July 02, 2013, 06:29:34 PM
Sounds like a good idea,, you bring the grog Xcvator
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: Bird on July 02, 2013, 06:29:42 PM
Brown streak to cover your yella one... ;)
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: ehsc on July 02, 2013, 06:30:24 PM
I know just what you mean excavator and the paper undies they get you to wear before a opp an't real flash also  :cheers: ehsc
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on July 02, 2013, 06:32:18 PM
Hey BHG,

I see not 1 vase of flowers, no chocolates, no lollies, no fruit.......
good to see no one wants to sit around ya campfire or ya hospital bed.  ;D
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: baldheadedgit on July 02, 2013, 06:34:45 PM
Only you Jeepers,,, only you... no one else would think along them lines.. :P :P ::) ::)
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: Brett B on July 02, 2013, 07:09:34 PM
Bloody Gowns
I spent about 3 months in hospital in the end l just wore tracky dacks and t shirt  >:D
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: Paul (SA) on July 02, 2013, 07:22:04 PM
I don't hear Tjupurula complaining.
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: johnyd on July 02, 2013, 10:38:37 PM
Hurray for hyper-mobile shoulders.  I had no problems doing up the backs of mine when I had the appendix out a few months ago.  I did put it on back-to-front (open at the front) the first time though.  I thought they'd need the front open to slice up me gut, it is where all the scars are so I'm guessing they got rid of it somewhere along the line.
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: Memem284 on July 05, 2013, 07:41:29 PM
I am a nurse in a colorectal (bowel) surgical ward and I have seen all variations of gowns......and the stuff you can "spill" on them. Wow! It is definitely not dinner conversation!
But, when a patient gets embarrassed  by their bodily functions, I tell them "it's all about your bowels here - we wanna know when you pass wind, open you bowels and what it looks like!"
......sometimes I think my previous career owning a pub was easier..........
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: johnyd on July 05, 2013, 10:52:38 PM
......sometimes I think my previous career owning a pub was easier..........

At least you only had to listen to people talk Shit there.
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: MarkGU on July 05, 2013, 11:53:51 PM
Bet they dont look as good on you as they do on me. ;D
was it cold in the hospital ward that day Steve?  ;D
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: Mallory Black on July 06, 2013, 06:16:25 PM
ahem your camel toe is showing
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: MarkGU on July 06, 2013, 06:18:22 PM
ahem your camel toe is showing
great........now i have to close my eyes and see that picture in my head.  :'(
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: Foo on July 06, 2013, 06:55:18 PM
ahem your camel toe is showing

I thought the same but didn't want to say it. :-X Discretion being the better part of valor.  ;D

Foo
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: baldheadedgit on July 06, 2013, 07:05:57 PM
Stop picking on my toe,      ::)
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: baldheadedgit on July 06, 2013, 07:08:56 PM
Was trying to hide me marbles    ;D ;D
No    there are no more pics !!
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: MarkGU on July 06, 2013, 07:11:30 PM
Was trying to hide me marbles    ;D ;D
No    there are no more pics !!
THANK $&%* FOR THAT
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: xcvator on July 06, 2013, 07:42:13 PM
Was trying to hide me marbles    ;D ;D
No    there are no more pics !!
I thought you'd lost em   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: GUEY on July 06, 2013, 08:29:57 PM
Whats that old saying - something about nice legs, shame about the face.






Legs aren't real flash either. Sorry mate. :angel:
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: MarkGU on July 06, 2013, 08:33:03 PM
Whats that old saying - something about nice legs, shame about the face.






Legs aren't real flash either. Sorry mate. :angel:
this one GUEY?  ;D
The Monks - Nice Legs Shame About Her Face (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7r5RYThiHM#)
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: GUEY on July 06, 2013, 08:36:22 PM
Haha that's the one :cheers:
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: SteveandViv on July 09, 2013, 01:29:02 AM
was it cold in the hospital ward that day Steve?  ;D

Classic ;D
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: baldheadedgit on July 09, 2013, 04:53:34 AM
Ok ok  yes it was cold in there, like all hospitals it cold enough o freeze ya gonads of, and it did.. :-[
Now, leave me alone.. i'm very  :'(.......

BHG
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: Tjupurula on July 09, 2013, 10:42:00 PM
They had one of them gowns on me, but the hospital tucker gave me gas, the cheeky buggers wanted me to wear a nappy........I think they wanted to filter and muffle my exhaust.
Tjupurula
Title: Re: Hospital Gowns
Post by: speewa158 on July 10, 2013, 05:24:35 AM
I am a nurse in a colorectal (bowel) surgical ward and I have seen all variations of gowns......and the stuff you can "spill" on them. Wow! It is definitely not dinner conversation!
But, when a patient gets embarrassed  by their bodily functions, I tell them "it's all about your bowels here - we wanna know when you pass wind, open you bowels and what it looks like!"
......sometimes I think my previous career owning a pub was easier..........
   Owned a Pub Ummmmmm l wish & now your into S@#%  aint life strange  :cheers: