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Title: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: Crazy Dog on October 09, 2011, 08:46:44 PM
I went to my local butchers when I was 17 and asked for pound of sausages
After he wrapped them, I asked, How do you cook them?
Like fish, he says.

Following week I asked for 80lbs of sausages
The butcher looked puzzled, why so many?

I said by the time you 'gut' them, there ain't much left.

Piunched from EO. >:D

Grrr!!!
Title: Re: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: rellbell on October 09, 2011, 09:28:33 PM
Your one sick puppy crazy dog ;D cheers rellbell
Title: Re: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: RWS on October 09, 2011, 09:40:13 PM
Even less if you skinned them as well   ;D
Title: Re: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: Matto on October 10, 2011, 02:21:18 PM
I walked into the local Butcher's shop and said to the butcher "I'll bet you $100 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf without a ladder".

The butcher replies "No bet - the steaks are too high".

Tada-boom!
Matto :)
Title: Re: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: POD on October 10, 2011, 06:42:06 PM
OK. This thread needs to be locked and you guys need some serious help.
Title: Re: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: mystq on October 10, 2011, 06:54:48 PM
Quote from: Matto on October 10, 2011, 02:21:18 PM
I walked into the local Butcher's shop and said to the butcher "I'll bet you $100 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf without a ladder".

The butcher replies "No bet - the steaks are too high".

Tada-boom!
Matto :)

HA good one Matto ;D ;D

Oh and POD I think your wanted down the street,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :angel:
Title: Re: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: POD on October 10, 2011, 06:57:34 PM
Really? Where abouts?
Title: Re: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: speewa158 on October 10, 2011, 07:38:05 PM
POD you just start walking & we will tell you when to stop ,     ;D Arr by the way take your lunch we have prepaired for you , dont worry its wrapped in a map . But not from around here  ;D ;D Bye  :cheers:
Title: Re: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: Blueroo on October 10, 2011, 08:28:28 PM
Geeze I hope those snags were scaled as well. haa haa. LOL
Stue
Title: Re: Sorry - but this is sick but I laughed
Post by: rellbell on October 10, 2011, 08:31:35 PM
Quote from: Blueroo on October 10, 2011, 08:28:28 PM
Geeze I hope those snags were scaled as well. haa haa. LOL
Stue

lol cheers rellbell