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Title: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 03:56:59 PM: WARNING! Facebook now scans your brain through your monitor. TO BLOCK, go to your kitchen cabinet and remove the box of aluminium foil. Wrap foil around your head, stay calm & breathe through your left nostril. This is a serious problem & has been confirmed

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 17, 2011, 04:01:20 PM: Yearrrr righto done that no w I
canT S EE tHe sc eem
too tyPe pro perrly

:cheers: not that you notice
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 04:06:16 PM: I love you Speewa... ;D :-* :-*
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Snow on January 17, 2011, 04:10:45 PM: Quote from: speewa158 on January 17, 2011, 04:01:20 PM
Yearrrr righto done that no w I
canT S EE tHe sc eem
too tyPe pro perrly

:cheers: not that you notice
Yep, definate improvement straight up. Good to see your advice is helping some here. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: MarkGU on January 17, 2011, 04:16:11 PM: FACE BOOK IS BAD FOR YOU ??? ??? ??? ???

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-shocked032.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: McGirr on January 17, 2011, 04:16:24 PM: This must be old people stuff. ???

Gee looking forward to getting older. :'(
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: SteveandViv on January 17, 2011, 05:21:29 PM: You can pretend to be old any time you want. Just start dribbling and wet your pants - See, All done
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 17, 2011, 05:56:36 PM: Never pass a dunny or trust a fart ;D
Title: !
Post by: Kit_e_kat9 on January 17, 2011, 06:36:36 PM: Gee that Aloom-in-umm foil is good. Got a use in every application the world wide!

Cooking spuds ... stopping moisture escaping from ya las-ug-neee ... blocking alien and facebook brain scans ... covering a drumstick (they is iceblocks) ... making chips noisy enough for dogs and children hear you open them a mile away ...

Bloody Good Stuff!

Kit_e
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: JCOJ on January 17, 2011, 06:40:47 PM: My wife says I'm addicted to this forum - better this than Facebook in my opinion.

At least here I can say I have real friends - even though I haven't met them in person yet, as opposed to people that I haven't spoken to in 20 yrs and wouldn't even if I saw them on the street. :cheers:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 17, 2011, 06:43:52 PM: Kit e kat can you type slower as I dont read that fast ;D Brain drain , no tin foil
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: UIZ733 on January 17, 2011, 06:54:20 PM: "Never pass a dunny or trust a fart ;D"...............you missed one other important one....Never waste an erection! :D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 06:56:18 PM: what have i started. !!! :D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Snow on January 17, 2011, 06:59:43 PM: Quote from: UIZ733 on January 17, 2011, 06:54:20 PM
you missed one other important one....Never waste an erection! :D
Handy for making sure one doesn't pee on ones shoes. 8)
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 07:06:09 PM: i thought thats what the litle blue pills were for 8) :cup:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: singo-26 on January 17, 2011, 07:17:13 PM: I'm surprised no one has said this.
Baldheadedgit
:worthles:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 17, 2011, 07:23:56 PM: It used to be that ONLY I picked on you , now look what youve started ;D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: MarkGU on January 17, 2011, 07:27:29 PM: Quote from: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 07:06:09 PM
i thought thats what the litle blue pills were for 8) :cup:
no they are to stop you rolling out of bed Steve :D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 07:28:15 PM: well guess what singo.......i aint going there. ;D :cheers:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: singo-26 on January 17, 2011, 07:37:57 PM: Quote from: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 07:28:15 PM
well guess what singo.......i aint going there. ;D :cheers:

Ahhhhhh come on. :cheers:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 17, 2011, 07:55:03 PM: The bloke in the cubical next door wishes you didnt take the pills ( Its raining ) >:D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: MarkGU on January 17, 2011, 08:14:32 PM: Quote from: speewa158 on January 17, 2011, 07:55:03 PM
The bloke in the cubical next door wishes you didnt take the pills ( Its raining ) >:D
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angry020.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Heiny on January 17, 2011, 08:24:11 PM: Facebook wishes it was :cup: like My Swag.Org.

I used to go on Facebook but I havn't been back there since I became a swagger :cheers:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Chippy76 on January 17, 2011, 08:40:00 PM: Hey I checked it on Snopes.com, and there is no mention of this ....so it must be true! ...lol :cheers:

Cheers Chippy :D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Hairs on January 17, 2011, 08:52:55 PM: Quote from: Chippy76 on January 17, 2011, 08:40:00 PM
Hey I checked it on Snopes.com, and there is no mention of this ....so it must be true!
Serious!
Cool, I'll sleep better knowing that.
Cheers, nite all.
;D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Rowanb on January 17, 2011, 09:26:57 PM: This is the most stupid thing I have read, I sat in front of the laptop with the foil on my head butt naked for an hour, and I could "still" open the facebook page. This obviously doesn't work.

I am supposed to do it naked arnt I?
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: cancan on January 17, 2011, 09:31:58 PM: does this include accessing facebook on the mobile phone....might be easier to just leave the foil on all the time...just in case
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: SteveandViv on January 17, 2011, 10:43:17 PM: Gawd... What has become of us all.... ;D Sitting naked in front of the PC with foil on your head.. MUST GET IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD ;D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 18, 2011, 06:16:59 AM: x2 & x3
We have run out of foil We wrapped the whole house & the cat ( that took a lot of foil ). Have designed a range of foil clothing for saftys sake . the shirt & pant look good standing in the corner though hard to iron & ware . My range of undergarments is to be seen to be belived . Cant post pics as copyrite is pending . The jocks should fit well but cant find anybody that will put them on , 1 or 2 sharp edges . At present working on an improved range & if any Swaggers want adventure come over & try them for yourself ( I sure as heck wont ) :cheers:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Rowanb on January 18, 2011, 06:41:11 AM: Quote from: SteveandViv on January 17, 2011, 10:43:17 PM
Gawd... What has become of us all.... ;D Sitting naked in front of the PC with foil on your head.. MUST GET IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD ;D

It was all good until Sharon said "you do realise the blinds are open" Certainly explains why the FOXTEL Chick didn't stay long.

Speewa look would take you up on your offer but its to far to drive.
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 18, 2011, 07:56:26 PM: RowanB If you bring the coldies & ply me with said same I might favor with a personal fitting . If it was Peter Garret it might be the last thing you do with tin foil . ;D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Rowanb on January 18, 2011, 09:00:32 PM: Oopps just thew up in my mouth a little bit.
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 19, 2011, 07:37:32 PM: Go on it might be fun ;D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Rowanb on January 19, 2011, 07:48:13 PM: Look I'm tempted but sorry, for humanity's sake, I'm going to have to knock you back. Unless of course I'm really drunk lol Ive done worse unfortunately there are even pics to prove it :'(
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: meimarocu on January 19, 2011, 10:09:11 PM: Quote from: Rowanb on January 19, 2011, 07:48:13 PM
Look I'm tempted but sorry, for humanity's sake, I'm going to have to knock you back. Unless of course I'm really drunk lol Ive done worse unfortunately there are even pics to prove it :'(
:worthles:
;D
Ian
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Chippy76 on January 20, 2011, 11:21:27 AM: I feel I am watching this thread hurtle out of control ...like a horrible car accident .... and I cant take my eyes of it ....MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!

pmsl

Cheers Chippy :D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Hairs on January 20, 2011, 02:51:40 PM: Quote from: speewa158 on January 18, 2011, 06:16:59 AM
x2 & x3
We have run out of foil We wrapped the whole house & the cat ( that took a lot of foil ).

Coool, A pussy wrapped in foil
Must be one big pussy you have there mate.

;D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 20, 2011, 05:40:19 PM: Hairs did the house 1st then the cat , the hard bit is to get the cat to stay on the BBQ :cheers:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Jon on January 20, 2011, 05:46:45 PM: Quote from: speewa158 on January 20, 2011, 05:40:19 PM
Hairs did the house 1st then the cat , the hard bit is to get the cat to stay on the BBQ :cheers:
45minutes @ 210deg.
Crispy skin ca....um,chicken.
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 20, 2011, 06:06:25 PM: Should I baste or not :cheers:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 20, 2011, 06:28:30 PM: need i say more.???? :laugh:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 20, 2011, 06:41:32 PM: BHG YOUR A SICK BICKY Haaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: hairymick on January 22, 2011, 02:05:14 PM: Hairies standard face book attire
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Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 22, 2011, 02:48:01 PM: Nice Glasses........ ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :laugh: :cheers:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: speewa158 on January 22, 2011, 04:48:19 PM: It saddens me to see the damage that has been done to Hairs , even using the domestic safety devices . All he did was to log on & look at the damage looks like a middle aged man that has had a hard life . When in reality he is arrrrrr 18 ( in his mind ) Beware Face book , if you don't want to look like this ;D :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Bird on April 19, 2017, 12:09:34 PM: Quote from: baldheadedgit on January 17, 2011, 03:56:59 PM
WARNING! Facebook now scans your brain through your monitor. TO BLOCK, go to your kitchen cabinet and remove the box of aluminium foil. Wrap foil around your head, stay calm & breathe through your left nostril. This is a serious problem & has been confirmed

;D ;D ;D
I agree.. but where is BHG?
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: trinityalyce on April 19, 2017, 02:11:42 PM: (http://i65.tinypic.com/ji2v6g.jpg)

No Facebook comment thread is complete without a Michael Jackson meme. Thought it was appropriate here too. ;D
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Steffo1 on April 19, 2017, 05:25:25 PM: Quote from: Bird on April 19, 2017, 12:09:34 PM
I agree.. but where is BHG?

Thought the same when I opened this! ???
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Chris. on April 19, 2017, 06:06:28 PM: Quote from: trinityalyce on April 19, 2017, 02:11:42 PM
(http://i65.tinypic.com/ji2v6g.jpg)

No Facebook comment thread is complete without a Michael Jackson meme. Thought it was appropriate here too. ;D

hell there are some absolute rippers about too.... & then some sadly involving children.
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: me217 on April 19, 2017, 06:18:29 PM: this should pretty well sum it up
https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA (https://youtu.be/urglg3WimHA)
Title: Re: Warning to all those on Facebook
Post by: Bad Scott on April 19, 2017, 09:13:29 PM: Quote from: Bird on April 19, 2017, 12:09:34 PM
I agree.. but where is BHG?
I see he's busy on Facebook. Up to his usual gags 😂