Had 3 or 4 colonoscopy done…..pretty easy painless thing to do. Drinking the crap is the hardest…..crapping is the easy part.
After the procedure, back to normal after a day or two.
I reckon a few of you are man flu candidates…soft !! ![Grin ;D](http://www.myswag.org/Smileys/classic/grin.gif)
Some guys might be ok with it.
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I just have a thing about Shit..... not a fan.
I must admit, when i did mine, after the second splatter fest, i wandered out to shed.
Bad move, trying to run with ya arse clenched shut isn't easy or fun.
I reckon i would've looked like a penguin on meth.
I had sweat pouring off me while trying to get my daks down.
The moment my brain heard the zipper go down, my arse was screaming everyone out of the pool.
Was the closest i've ever gone to Shitting myself.
After it was all over...for weeks, i was fukkin too terrified and spooked to even fart.
That passed over time..... ahhhh, memories of after my tummy op are coming back.
That my friends, was piss funny...... never farted so much in all my life.
The one in the cat food isle at IGA Gatton may go down as my biggest accomplishment.
Ya reckon my trolley and i didn't haul arse that day..... popped a few little ones while i was laughing too.
See, farts, i find, are just flat out funny.
Having ya arse evacuated of all solids..... not so much.