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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #50 on: December 28, 2013, 02:39:05 PM »
Ok I'm starting to feel a little responsible for said 'lost chair' so I whipped this one up.




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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #51 on: December 29, 2013, 09:34:56 PM »
Calling all swaggrs, Speewa needs a chair. Preferably one that won't buck him off.
BHG's chair has been purloined by a dubious character enroute Western Sydney to Nagambie.

Need everyone to check in the deep dark recesses of your CT, Shed, 4WD, attic, roof storage and dungeon (yes we know about them).  Dust them off (or hose if necessary), grab a pic and upload your offer into this thread.

As the courier who lost said chair, I'm happy to put up a prize (surprize:-)) for the offering deemed by Speewa to be the most suitable (or not)

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #52 on: December 29, 2013, 10:14:25 PM »
So

Camping chair.

No offering considered too inconsequential:-)

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #53 on: December 30, 2013, 11:04:34 AM »
Calling all swaggrs, Speewa needs a chair. Preferably one that won't buck him off.

this should work for him i reckon, easily transported in the camper and guaranteed he won't fall off once strapped in...lol... http://www.ebay.com/itm/FETISH-FANTASY-INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR-WITH-6-CUFFS-RESTRAINTS-/290996675574?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Make_up_Cosmetics_Concealer_PP&hash=item43c0c0e3f6
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #54 on: December 30, 2013, 11:47:11 AM »

this should work for him i reckon, easily transported in the camper and guaranteed he won't fall off once strapped in...lol... http://www.ebay.com/itm/FETISH-FANTASY-INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR-WITH-6-CUFFS-RESTRAINTS-/290996675574?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Make_up_Cosmetics_Concealer_PP&hash=item43c0c0e3f6
agree, that one's got merit.  Just need to make sure you're not wearing spurs and puncture it:-)

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #55 on: December 31, 2013, 06:06:03 AM »
  scarps A chair with 6 points of contact  ??? How is one supposed to drink on a devise of such quality  ???
 l have found that inflatable products in the bush will deflate on you , so to speak , example tyres will also go down on you . So l don't recon this is robust enough . l have broken canvas chairs before  :cheers:
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #56 on: December 31, 2013, 06:21:24 AM »

  scarps A chair with 6 points of contact  ??? How is one supposed to drink on a devise of such quality  ???
 l have found that inflatable products in the bush will deflate on you , so to speak , example tyres will also go down on you . So l don't recon this is robust enough . l have broken canvas chairs before  :cheers:

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #57 on: December 31, 2013, 06:22:45 AM »

  scarps A chair with 6 points of contact  ??? How is one supposed to drink on a devise of such quality  ???
 l have found that inflatable products in the bush will deflate on you , so to speak , example tyres will also go down on you . So l don't recon this is robust enough . l have broken canvas chairs before  :cheers:

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #59 on: December 31, 2013, 07:14:16 AM »
You don't use magic to disappear, all you need is a 4wd & a Swag ;)

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2013, 07:58:39 AM »

There is only three copies left, be quick Swaggers or you will miss out!!  ;D
fantastic, looks like excellent campfire reading:-)

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2013, 09:15:07 AM »
fantastic, looks like excellent campfire reading:-)
"One Woman's Journey"
And you get free postage & handle.
These last few should fly out the door.
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2013, 09:59:02 AM »
fantastic, looks like excellent campfire reading:-)

.......or a campfire starter ;D ;D
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 2013, 11:46:35 AM »

.......or a campfire starter ;D ;D
or tear the pages out and use them to wipe.........

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2013, 01:33:23 PM »
or tear the pages out and use them to wipe.........
What.? ? ? ? :o

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2013, 01:53:03 PM »
or tear the pages out and use them to wipe.........

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2013, 02:11:46 PM »
Quote from: speewa158
Some Chairs have been left in the smoke of a camp fire , Left out in the rain , or worst of all  used as a cat /dog bed .

is this it?
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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2013, 02:56:48 PM »
Can't see Jamie asking that dog to move:-)

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2013, 02:59:02 PM »
He would,,! ;D

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2013, 04:48:25 PM »
Well I guess it's not called the silly season for no reason  ;D ;D  1400 plus posts about a stupid chair.  Give me patience  :-*

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2013, 05:34:27 PM »
Jamie actually bet me it wouldn't get to 200 posts:-)

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #71 on: December 31, 2013, 05:40:53 PM »
Where's GG when you need him?  He could stop this right now  ;D ;D

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #72 on: December 31, 2013, 05:59:13 PM »
What chair you talking about Kingbilly   ???   ;D

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #73 on: December 31, 2013, 06:23:19 PM »

Is this it? Guys that were holding this one hostage seemed quite keen to find it's owner!


I think I found its owners

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Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
« Reply #74 on: December 31, 2013, 06:57:33 PM »
l can see this descending into silliness even l don't understand .
 Chair  its not so hard to comprehend is it
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