Author Topic: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh (Read 7126 times)

woolgoolgaoffroad · « **Reply #25 on:** September 17, 2014, 08:32:22 PM »

Back in a sec.... Just off to bleed the lizard

oldmate · « **Reply #26 on:** September 17, 2014, 08:35:02 PM »

Built like a brick s**thouse

oldmate · « **Reply #27 on:** September 17, 2014, 08:39:23 PM »

Seen better legs on tables

Pass us the " dead horse"

Marschy · « **Reply #28 on:** September 17, 2014, 08:48:45 PM »

How do you like your steak?

Knock off it's horns, wipe it's @rse and bung it on a plate.

D4D · « **Reply #29 on:** September 17, 2014, 08:51:43 PM »

How much can a koala bear

jayjay · « **Reply #30 on:** September 17, 2014, 08:52:28 PM »

Not the brightest lamp in the street......
also
A few cents short in the dollar

RallyDog · « **Reply #31 on:** September 17, 2014, 08:54:56 PM »

That will go down like a brick and tiled glider
Dog eye (meat pie)
as useful as a hip pocket in a singlet
give him his old job back (looking for another job)
mutton dressed as lamb
Eat the crutch out of a low flying duck

DannyG · « **Reply #32 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:01:49 PM »

Going off like a frog in a sock

In more trouble than a pregnant nun

RobM · « **Reply #33 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:06:36 PM »

How are you going? - I'm fine as frog hair

Bullant4x4 · « **Reply #34 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:07:43 PM »

Tongue a*se

oldmate · « **Reply #35 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:10:10 PM »

Gunna hit the frog and toad

Not the sharpest tool in the shed are ya

RobM · « **Reply #36 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:11:29 PM »

Couldn't pull the skin off a custard.

Swogjb · « **Reply #37 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:20:13 PM »

About as smooth as a one armed taxi driver with crabs.

Supersi · « **Reply #38 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:28:35 PM »

Handy as an ash tray on a motorbike

GeoffA · « **Reply #39 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:32:22 PM »

Not the full bottle...
A few handshakes short of a wedding...
A few sandwiches short of a picnic...
A few 'roos in the top paddock...
His lift doesn't go all the way to the top...

Bullant4x4 · « **Reply #40 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:37:37 PM »

Fair suck of the sauce bottle

oldmate · « **Reply #41 on:** September 17, 2014, 09:39:55 PM »

More than 2 shakes is w**k

berlitza · « **Reply #42 on:** September 17, 2014, 10:13:45 PM »

gotta head over there to drain the dragon

GeoffA · « **Reply #43 on:** September 17, 2014, 10:16:02 PM »

As full as a family po'...
As full as a Pommie complaint box...

RobM · « **Reply #44 on:** September 17, 2014, 10:17:10 PM »

or
syphon the python
point percy at the porcelain

speewa158 · « **Reply #45 on:** September 17, 2014, 10:22:22 PM »

You blokes have a few kangaroos louse in the top paddock
Sharp like a bowling ball
Face as plain as an eight day clock
Ugly as a hat full of Ar$e oles
As full as a Boxing Day $hyt h0u$e
couldn't get a beer in a brewery
Couldn't get a F)(% on an aircraft carrier with a fist full of $50s
About as much use as a fart in a Bean Factory

Keep they rolling ,,, its all good

nab · « **Reply #46 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:13:28 PM »

wats a madda wid you, eh? ahhh shaddup you face

builder94 · « **Reply #47 on:** September 17, 2014, 11:35:27 PM »

As dumb as a bag full of hammers
Face like a twisted sand shoe
Face like a half sucked mango
Call him milo, cause he just ain't quik
You can't polish a turd ( but you can roll it in glitter)
Could not organise a r**t in a brothel
So lazy he would sh$t in bed and kick it out with his foot
It is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

KIMBOPRADO · « **Reply #48 on:** September 18, 2014, 12:15:00 AM »

Hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree

Put a lip lock on the love muscle

gec · « **Reply #49 on:** September 18, 2014, 03:17:56 AM »

better than a slap in the face with a wet fish

off like a brides nighty.

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Author Topic: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh (Read 7126 times)

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