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Dontcha just hate it when...................
« on: July 15, 2014, 11:35:42 AM »
You wake up at 3am with a bit of a stomach cramp, so you stumble out to the dunny, sit down, still half a sleep, and let it all just happen, a big wet shotgun blast and you think "geeze that feels better" ya rip off a length of paper to finish the job and  your bloody finger goes straight through the paper.  :'( OK, start again, get another length of paper only to find there is only 2 squares of paper left on the roll, wtf, so, mind full of the fact that you've just played stink finger with yourself , you reach around to get a spare roll from the container  :) (you know what's coming don't you) , yep it's empty   ::)
So there you are, stumbling around the house looking for the dunny rolls, trying not to drip on the carpet or smear anything on the door handles and it's starting to get a bit chilly, don'tcha just hate it  :-[ >:(
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2014, 11:39:27 AM »
you were 'xcavating'.....?
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2014, 11:40:24 AM »
Too much information
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2014, 11:40:36 AM »
Dontcha just hate it when people share WAY too much infomration :D
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2014, 12:09:30 PM »
Too much information


Way way way to much.... ??? :-[
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2014, 12:14:56 PM »
its all down hill from here  :-*
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2014, 12:15:35 PM »
Lalalalalalalalalalala not listening.

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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2014, 12:20:12 PM »
Cmon mate, that's CRAP.

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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2014, 12:28:59 PM »
sounds like someone left their computer unattended >:D


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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2014, 12:41:20 PM »
Straight into the shower! :-[

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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2014, 12:42:45 PM »
Keith this post is just soooo wrong.

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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2014, 01:14:38 PM »
Cmon mate, that's CRAP.             l think you put your finger on it  :cup: :cup:
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2014, 02:58:53 PM »
That is one of the best reasons for having a dog in the house, the stupid things will lick anything.
Then when the mother in law visits and kisses the dog next time, you can't help smiling.

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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2014, 03:06:23 PM »
Admin to General Discussion thread.... Admin!!!!???

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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2014, 03:37:05 PM »
That is one of the best reasons for having a dog in the house, the stupid things will lick anything.
Then when the mother in law visits and kisses the dog next time, you can't help smiling.

oh man, that is even more way to much infomation. each to there own i guess, so when the dog is licking his nuts, do you throw yourself on the floor and lift a leg too??  ;D ;D ;D pmsl
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2014, 04:02:22 PM »
 :worthles:



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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2014, 04:12:35 PM »
I bet ya don't bite ya finger nails for a while.  ;D

Hmmm, bit nutty.
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2014, 04:36:00 PM »
:worthles:

You are a very sick person wanting photos of that!!!
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2014, 04:49:51 PM »
I don't normaly complain about a thread... but i have to this time..
Mod's...  this bloke is so full (or Empty) of Shite... i want him banned and  and  and  and... plugged    :angel:

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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2014, 04:58:21 PM »
Man.....you wouldn't want to eat one of his sandwiches.
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2014, 05:53:46 PM »
Sh,t Happens  ;D
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2014, 05:54:30 PM »
oh man, that is even more way to much infomation. each to there own i guess, so when the dog is licking his nuts, do you throw yourself on the floor and lift a leg too??  ;D ;D ;D pmsl
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2014, 06:15:27 PM »
So xcvator were you scrunching or folding?
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Re: Dontcha just hate it when...................
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2014, 06:16:13 PM »
So xcvator were you scrunching or folding?

Poking I think and most likely, more than once too.
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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2014, 07:03:01 PM »
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