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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #125 on: April 03, 2022, 08:38:56 AM »
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #126 on: April 03, 2022, 10:39:18 AM »
Hmm
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #127 on: April 07, 2022, 11:03:57 AM »
LOL!
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #128 on: April 09, 2022, 02:53:32 PM »
This will work. :)
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #129 on: April 09, 2022, 04:09:00 PM »
Love to see it at night Time 😂😂
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #130 on: April 09, 2022, 04:12:42 PM »
Got my doubts, as it doesn’t look like Hi-Ten barb🤣
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #131 on: April 09, 2022, 09:13:43 PM »
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #132 on: April 13, 2022, 10:20:04 AM »
The future?
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #133 on: April 13, 2022, 01:13:44 PM »
The future?
That's gold. Lucky I'd put my drink down before I read that. Would have been all over my keyboard.

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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #134 on: April 13, 2022, 06:36:09 PM »
Cheers Bird.
Needed a good laugh.
:)
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #135 on: April 14, 2022, 02:50:21 PM »
Noice BBQ :D
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #136 on: April 15, 2022, 07:19:25 AM »
Noice BBQ :D

Saw one years ago that was the front end of an XY GTHO look alike.
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #137 on: April 15, 2022, 11:12:05 AM »
Go the Woodbutcher :)
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #138 on: April 15, 2022, 11:18:51 AM »
Go the Woodbutcher :)

as if jeeps need more fuel to burn :D
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #139 on: April 15, 2022, 12:01:09 PM »
as if jeeps need more fuel to burn :D
It would look a lot classier if the corners were dove tail jointed :)
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #140 on: April 15, 2022, 01:44:53 PM »
It would look a lot classier if the corners were dove tail jointed :)
or a teak left guard...
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #141 on: April 15, 2022, 03:57:54 PM »
Teak is expensive, perhaps just a veneer


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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #142 on: April 16, 2022, 07:52:41 AM »
Nah, he's just worried that a full bull bar might be too heavy ;D
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #143 on: April 16, 2022, 09:01:30 AM »
Could be balsa wood for pedestrian safety :D
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #144 on: April 16, 2022, 04:48:12 PM »
Could be balsa wood for pedestrian safety :D

If the impact doesn’t kill you the splinters will.

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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #145 on: April 18, 2022, 11:20:45 AM »
Pickle me grandmother.... sounds painful..

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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #146 on: April 18, 2022, 12:36:28 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #147 on: April 18, 2022, 12:40:53 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #148 on: April 18, 2022, 03:57:49 PM »
I've never understood makin food so hot you cant taste anything for a month...

Going in is one thing, but what goes in, must come out..... fukk dat.
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Re: Funny Photos - 2022
« Reply #149 on: April 18, 2022, 07:37:16 PM »
I've never understood makin food so hot you cant taste anything for a month...

That's got me stuffed also.  ???

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