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Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« on: September 17, 2014, 06:01:55 PM »
l really love the funny expressions that seem to be disappearing from the Aussie language .
like ,,,
  As much use as an ashtray on a motor bike .
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                          tits on a bull .
As busy as 10 men
Flat out like a lizard drinking
Went at it like 50 Bastards
Dry as a dead dingo donger
 there all great 7 hopefully will continue to thrive .
Snorkelled into a few drinks .
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 06:13:08 PM »
I'm busier than a one legged man in an @rse kicking competition, so if your busy like me, watch this movie you'll get every known Aussie colloquialism known to man.

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Still cracks me up when they are driving from Heathrow to London and you see Stone Henge in the background.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 06:13:42 PM »
Going to see a man about a dog...
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 06:22:22 PM »
Pissed as a fart !  ?   ;D

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 06:34:00 PM »
 throw a leg over
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 06:38:01 PM »
Most tell me I'm a stubby short of a six pack. How do they know I like a drink? :) :D

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 06:38:15 PM »
I like the fiction ones like 'happy wife happy life'.... LMAO!!!!
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 06:38:37 PM »
well bugger me dead
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 06:40:01 PM »
Just heard a new one, Post Turtle

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 06:40:16 PM »
Dropping the kids off at the pool
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 06:53:16 PM »
I hope all of your chooks turn into emu's and kick ya dunny down.

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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 06:55:25 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 07:11:14 PM »
Be back in a minute, just going to water the horse
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 07:15:30 PM »
If your tongue was a boot you would talk that much that you'd kick yourself to death
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 07:25:46 PM »
Having a Barry Crocker.

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2014, 07:35:44 PM »
I've always thought it odd that "bugger" is less offensive than the 'f' word, when you think about the two acts they relate to.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2014, 07:36:38 PM »
I think Speewa is on the Uncle Dougs  :police:
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2014, 07:37:33 PM »
A head like a smashed crab.  :cheers:

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« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2014, 07:44:39 PM »
What do you think it is? Bushweek???
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2014, 08:02:33 PM »
They have a face like a dropped pie

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2014, 08:12:36 PM »
They have a face like a dropped pie

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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2014, 08:21:01 PM »
Don't kick my dog and call it Fuk off ;D
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2014, 08:23:01 PM »
As much class as a festered arse


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2014, 08:25:04 PM »
Grinning like a rat with a gold tooth


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2014, 08:30:06 PM »
I'm that hungry I'd eat the crotch out of a low flying duck.
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