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General => Previous Member Trips => Trips, Tracks, Touring and Reports => 2012 MySwag Members Trip "Fraser Island" => Topic started by: Jeepers Creepers on July 18, 2012, 11:55:48 AM
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This a scam to be aware of.
2 or 3 scantily clad girls, will walk into your camp site wearing what could only be described as a very small swim suit.
They will tell you, how after driving over a lumpy, bumpy sand dune, their 4wd simply cut out.
What happens next, is they ask you to come and take a look at their 4wd which is a klm or 2 up the beach.
When you check out under the bonnet, you'll find the positive battery lead has come loose and popped off the battery terminal.
As soon as it is reattached and the 4wd bursts back into life, the girls will show their gratitude by bonking your brains out for the next hour or so. geez, they do things i didn't know were even possible. One even managed.... oh never mind. 8)
Meanwhile, back at your campsite, all your expensive gear is being looted by another member of their little gang.
They steal fridges, generators, batteries, anything that can be removed quickly and sold off easily.
I know what you are thinking, it wont happen to me, but when a 20 something blonde bombshell and her friends are strutting around with next to no clothes on, common sense seems to escape most males.
So, in closing, be very careful all you folks going to Fraser, because i got robbed by them last Monday, again on Wednesday and again on Friday and Saturday.
Have a nice time on Fraser.
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This a scam to be aware of.
2 or 3 scantily clad girls, will walk into your camp site wearing what could only be described as a very small swim suit.
They will tell you, how after driving over a lumpy, bumpy sand dune, their 4wd simply cut out.
What happens next, is they ask you to come and take a look at their 4wd which is a klm or 2 up the beach.
When you check out under the bonnet, you'll find the positive battery lead has come loose and popped off the battery terminal.
As soon as it is reattached and the 4wd bursts back into life, the girls will show their gratitude by bonking your brains out for the next hour or so. geez, they do things i didn't know were even possible. One even managed.... oh never mind. 8)
Meanwhile, back at your campsite, all your expensive gear is being looted by another member of their little gang.
They steal fridges, generators, batteries, anything that can be removed quickly and sold off easily.
I know what you are thinking, it wont happen to me, but when a 20 something blonde bombshell and her friends are strutting around with next to no clothes on, common sense seems to escape most males.
So, in closing, be very careful all you folks going to Fraser, because i got robbed by them last Monday, again on Wednesday and again on Friday and Saturday.
Have a nice time on Fraser.
mmmmmm thanks for letting us know,where exactly is this happening.
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I might see if I can come now, even I can connect a battery.. ;-)
Renno :cheers:
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I think Capt Cook was the first to tell that one.
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I had better start packing more gear ;D
yogi
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I had better start packing more gear ;D
yogi
Only you would think of taking advantage of those poor girls ;D
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:worthles:
;D
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I agree with BD. Pics or it didn't happen :)
Cheers
Frank
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Blame it on the Dingoes, I can see the Headlines now "Dingo stole my baby webber"
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I heard this on the news last night,but beware its a scam because the hot blondes are transvestites :-*
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Only you would think of taking advantage of those poor girls ;D
I help where I can ;D
yogi
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Blame it on the Dingoes, I can see the Headlines now "Dingo stole my baby webber"
:cup: Thanks for the giggle ... I'm at work ... otherwise I'd have LMFAO!!
Kit_e
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Is this serious???? They distract you by having sex with you and you got done four times (Mon, Wed, Fri and Sat) and you didnt learn the first time....depends on what gear you got that could be considered good value.
As a married man of three kids, who is 42, I generally get very nourvous when some young hot thing starts to be freindly to me...I start wondering if I will end up drugged, mugged and have no kidneys or something...I know I am pretty hot (I think so anyway) but if a young girl starts to be flirty with me, I run a mile..
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Is this serious?
:cup:
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Is this serious???? They distract you by having sex with you and you got done four times (Mon, Wed, Fri and Sat) and you didnt learn the first time....depends on what gear you got that could be considered good value.
As a married man of three kids, who is 42, I generally get very nourvous when some young hot thing starts to be freindly to me...I start wondering if I will end up drugged, mugged and have no kidneys or something...I know I am pretty hot (I think so anyway) but if a young girl starts to be flirty with me, I run a mile..
THIS IS SERIOUS :police:...in Cairns some backpackers hunt in packs to lure unsuspecting men into ally ways, do to them what they want and then steal their wallets. Its happened to me 5 times this week. I get my wallets from Target as they are on special. ;D ;D ;D
Mark
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reminds me of when I went to Bunnings
There is currently a scam going around a few Bunnings stores. Here's how
it
works :
Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car
as
you're packing your shopping into the boot. They both start wiping your
windscreen with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out
of
their skimpy T-shirts; it is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask
you
for a ride to another Bunnings; you agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them
climbs
over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other
one
steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,
17th,
20th, three times on Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend.
PLEASE BEWARE !!!
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Sounds like there are a few MySwagers getting into the spirit of the trip who aren't even coming along :cheers:
yogi
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Years ago while camping at Double Island for New Years eve the Ice man (Guy who drives though camps seeling bags of ice and fire wood) stopped early New Years day and tell us to walk over to the next camp to have a perve at the naked girls.
Story is 2 extremely drunk girls stopped him as they needed 2 bags of ice, but they didn’t have any money. So they offered to do a striptease if he would give them the 2 bags of ice.
This guy said it was the best $5 on ice he has ever spent.
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Lol that was hilarious to read!!!!
PS what bunnings do you go too!!! Lol
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They went through my camp , felt sorry for me & replaced most of my gear dumped the old stuff . Including ME :'( ::)